Lisa Rinna Wants to Know Who Keeps Mouthbreathing on Her Phone

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Lisa Rinna wants Twitter to find out who keeps masturbating to Days of Our Lives and calling her, Patti Stanger seeks the rare fawns of Los Angeles, and Retta can't hold in her LOLs. » 5/29/13 7:30pm 5/29/13 7:30pm

Patti Stanger Got Her Awesome 'New' Body With the Help of Photoshop

The new issue of Star magazine features an ad for Sensa, and the copy reads, "Patti Stanger's AMAZING NEW BODY." By "new," do they mean "stolen from someone else"? It sure looks like they pasted Stanger's face on the physique of a young model. Her neck is oddly long, her arms are strangely short, her hair is massive.… » 2/29/12 6:30pm 2/29/12 6:30pm

Is Patti Stanger Good For The Jews?

Patti, Patti, Patti… Oy vey ismir. You are to dating and relationships what Sarah Silverman is to comedy. By nature of your personality alone, you force us to choose: We either love you or we (really) don't. And, Patti, I love you. Really, I do. In spite of your overzealous relationship with the flat iron, I think… » 9/30/11 11:30am 9/30/11 11:30am

Millionaire Matchmaker Takes On Julian Assange

Esquire got Patti Stanger to evaluate the online dating profile of an anonymous man...who just happened to be Julian Assange. And she found the anonymous dude someone who'd "attract the diva-drama bitches." And the Russians. » 1/12/11 2:00pm 1/12/11 2:00pm

Millionaire Matchmaker Clashes With "Plumpty Dumpty" Female Client

Last night's episode of Millionaire Matchmaker featured a plus-size publicist named Robin. She's worth $1.7 million and in search of a Matthew McConaughey type. What happened to her was painful. » 1/05/11 11:18am 1/05/11 11:18am

The Millionaire Matchmaker Isn't All That She Seems

Patti Stanger claims to be a "highly successful third generation matchmaker" who is responsible for at least three-hundred marriages and five-hundred relationships. Her television show tells another story. » 12/23/10 1:49pm 12/23/10 1:49pm

Patti Stanger Tries To Wet Judith Regan's Vagina

On last night's Millionaire Matchmaker, Patti decided to set up her friend Judith Regan, taking a particular interest in the moistness level of the media bigwig's vagina, referring to the desired effect—several times—as "juicy goosey." Apparently, mission accomplished. » 12/15/10 11:07am 12/15/10 11:07am

Patti Stanger Simply Can't Handle Having An Awesome Female Client

On last night's episode, millionairess Leah McSweeney, founder of the streetwear company Married to the MOB, sought Patti Stanger's service, only to be told that the "good guys" aren't asking her out because—despite her feminine appearance—she's too "masculine." » 12/01/10 7:15pm 12/01/10 7:15pm

Patti Stanger's Real Talent Isn't Matchmaking

It's become clear to me that what makes the Millionaire Matchmaker so valuable is not that she finds the perfect mates for her wealthy clients. Rather, she finds the imperfections in said clients and frankly—and sometimes brutally—addresses them. » 11/04/10 11:49am 11/04/10 11:49am

Patti Stanger Deals With "The Kid Option"

Last night's Millionaire Matchmaker season premiere included nary a mention of Patti Stanger's recent breakup, but did we detect a veiled reference in her dressing-down of millionaire Derek Tabacco? » 10/20/10 1:06pm 10/20/10 1:06pm

Patti Stanger's Breakup Breaks Our Hearts

Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger ended her engagement Saturday — and with it, the dream that her simple matchmaking rules are a sure path to happiness. » 8/16/10 1:35pm 8/16/10 1:35pm

Millionaire Matchmakers, Loneliness Thrive In Any Economy!

Call it the Patti Stanger effect: "millionaire matchmakers'" biz is booming, even as other, non-ridiculous businesses flail and founder. » 8/03/10 12:10pm 8/03/10 12:10pm

How I Fell In Love With The Millionaire Matchmaker

Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger loves essentialist gender roles and hates redheads. In the past I've accused her of not knowing shit about love. And yet despite all this, I've now come to love her. » 5/25/10 3:00pm 5/25/10 3:00pm

What Millionaire Matchmaker Says About Love In America

In a piece for n+1, Emily Gould shows us what you get when you take Millionaire Matchmaker as an exemplar of our culture's attitudes toward love and marriage. The results: kind of depressing. » 7/08/09 1:40pm 7/08/09 1:40pm

Dating Guides Are Hell: When Women Are The "Problem"

Confession: I've read way too many dating books over the course of my adult life, seemingly compelled by some masochistic need to find out what people think makes for an attractive partner. » 6/30/09 3:40pm 6/30/09 3:40pm

Korean Matchmaker Helping To Unite North & South

By any standard, Millionaire, Tough Love or otherwise, a matchmaker who's brought together 360 couples in under four years is a roaring success. And that's not even counting Choi Young-hee's contribution to diplomacy! » 5/08/09 3:40pm 5/08/09 3:40pm