You're a Dirty Gentrifying Tech Bro, and You Need to Be Spanked

Business is booming for Mistress Odette. The 26-year old was living in New York and working in a dungeon with a number of other dominatrixes, and eventually, like many New Yorkers do, she grew tired of the stresses that came with sharing space.She moved out to Austin, Texas four years ago to try and make it as an… »11/10/15 3:30pm11/10/15 3:30pm

Interview With a Millennial Dad Who Admits He's a Shitty Feminist

Relationships can feel pretty equal until a baby shows up, when suddenly even the most progressive couples are waylaid by the tyrannical demands of child-rearing. Women become baby-feeding machines, and men do what they can—some more than others. At least one such dude has admitted he was not, in fact, doing all he… »8/23/15 2:00pm8/23/15 2:00pm

Millennial Dads: Trying Hard, Hitting the Fatherhood Glass Ceiling

Other older marrieds sometimes ask me the secret to having a husband who does easily half, arguably more, of the childrearing and cleaning/cooking in our house. The secret is I married someone who is 33 years old. Good news for people like me: Millennial dudes are the most engaged, involved fathers in history. Bad… »8/06/15 3:30pm8/06/15 3:30pm

Lesbian, Teen, Stepmom: These Are Millennials' Favorite Porn Searches

Lesbian, teen, stepmom, MILF, squirt. Lesbian, teen, stepmom, MILF, squirt. These aren’t just the perfect list of words for meditative chanting, but rather the top porn search terms typed stickily in by millennials, according to Pornhub. Viewed beside the next top five terms—mom, step sister, Japanese, threesome,… »7/12/15 12:45pm7/12/15 12:45pm

Millennials: Pretty Chill For People Who Aren’t Getting Laid That Much

You may not know whether to love or hate millennials, but you do know you are supposed to be envious of their freewheeling love lives, even while pitying them for never knowing where they stand with anyone amidst all these wild, ambiguous hookups. Turns out those hookups may not be that wild, or at least not that… »5/23/15 6:15pm5/23/15 6:15pm

Marriage Is Over, Explains Divorced Millennial Awash in Self-Pity

Anthony D’Ambrosio is done with marriage. The 29-year-old, who met his wife in 2004 and divorced her in 2012, has been on the dating scene for three years and he’s learned a thing or two: Mainly that there are five reasons that marriage didn’t work for him and that these same reasons apply to your stupid, useless… »4/08/15 2:15pm4/08/15 2:15pm

Millennials Try (Sometimes Fail) to Give Future Kids The Sex Talk

You know how you're always saying you could give your kids (who you might not have yet) a better sex talk than the one your parents gave you? Well BuzzFeed put some millennials to the test and the results are...I'm just going to say "they cut your stomach open" is maybe not the best way to describe things. »1/20/15 8:30pm1/20/15 8:30pm

Are Millennials to Blame for Everything? An Investigation (But Yes)

Millennials! We already know they don't know how to love and are awful at sewing and button repair. But the dark powers of the younger generation are just beginning to be fully understood. Turns out they're also wreaking havoc on a host of other things across the globe, things like Thanksgiving, a once-popular but now… »11/14/14 6:30pm11/14/14 6:30pm