Millennial Women in the Workplace Subject To 'Unconscious Bias'

When we're not Wikipedia-ing random shit and then immediately talking about said shit like we've known it our whole lives, it seems we Millennials are subject to the same gender disparities in our burgeoning careers as any other age group, only perhaps more so. A recent Canadian study has found that Millennial women… » 12/24/13 10:00am 12/24/13 10:00am

Pay Gap Nearly Gone for Millennial Women -- But They Don't Know It

A new Pew Research Center study finds that "in spite of the dramatic gains women have made in educational attainment and labor force participation in recent decades, young women view this as a man's world." Except for many of them, it's not. » 12/11/13 11:10am 12/11/13 11:10am

Rejoice, Slutty Youths: An Instant STD Test Isn't Far Away

If you're anything like me (MILLENNIAL), then you're familiar with our litany of monolithic generational traits — we're all very lazy and entitled. We'd Tase our own mothers in order to get our hands on the newest Apple doodad gadgetamabob. We sext Snapchats to the Kardashians. Teen Mom. Um. Occupy Twilight. Buttsex. » 10/22/13 4:30pm 10/22/13 4:30pm

Elizabeth Wurtzel's Rant About Millennials Is Magnificently Incoherent

Elizabeth Wurtzel is pissed at today's youth—which she dubs "the lamest generation"—because they suck at being in their 20s. And she should know, because she's 46. Or something? Also, she finds Lena Dunham's thighs "inexcusable." Can 60 Minutes just give her Andy Rooney's vacated segment already? » 9/30/13 12:00pm 9/30/13 12:00pm

Fox & Friends Is Giving Millennials Job Advice Because LOL

Controversial opinion alert: I don't hate Fox & Friends. Even more controversial opinion alert: I sort of love it. I love it the same way I love The Three Stooges or a group of drunk clowns who won't stop hitting each other in the heads with comedically large hammers. It's a ridiculous circus enacted by performers who… » 9/27/13 12:58pm 9/27/13 12:58pm

Boozy Summer in Hamptons Results in Epic Angry Landlord Letter

A group of 15 self-described "young professionals" in their twenties — the guys work in finance, the girls in fashion — paid $40,000 to party in an East Hampton home this summer. It was "the BEST summer of my entire life," one told us. Their landlord has a different take. "She clearly was not expecting people to party,"… » 9/11/13 1:45pm 9/11/13 1:45pm

Breaking: Millennials Still Living with Parents, Still Cool with It

Ah, another day, another trend piece about how basically everybody between the ages of 18 and 34 is an indolent jerk unwilling or unable to fully fledge and leave the parental nest, where things like premium cable and assorted breakfast cereals can be had for the price of awkward mealtime conversations about life… » 8/17/13 1:30pm 8/17/13 1:30pm

Twenty-Something Dudes Have Won the Parent-Mooching Millennial Contest

Even though we’ve been hearing about the retirement fund-sapping tendencies of millennial twenty-somethings since the housing market bottomed out like a Camaro doing sixty over a school-zone speed bump, a recently-released study from the Pew Research Center suggests that, even in the post-recession zombie economy, more … » 8/04/13 4:30pm 8/04/13 4:30pm

Hot Millennial Trend: Living with Parents, Shouldering Crushing Debt

Millennials are always on the cool new trends — pickling stuff that isn't normally pickled, taking kooky Vines, wearing hats in the summer, etc. But arguably the new hottest millennial trend of all is inheriting an imploding economy and then moving in with one's parents due to crushing student loans debt. » 8/02/13 2:20pm 8/02/13 2:20pm

Clingy Millennials Are Texting Their Moms

Not content to leave all those trend pieces to its rival the Grey Lady, the Wall Street Journal joins us this week to let the world know that millennials like to text and Gchat with their moms, especially while at work. Click out of this box and get over to your email to send this link to the woman that birthed you… » 7/31/13 3:00pm 7/31/13 3:00pm

Natty Millennial Men Are Embracing Makeup and Handbags

A new study on millennials finds that guys are more comfortable with adopting women's grooming habits, wearing their fashions, and using their products—including makeup—than previous generations, meaning that the definition of "manly" is shifting away from being the polar opposite of "feminine." » 6/19/13 12:35pm 6/19/13 12:35pm

McDonald's Wants Millennials' Money. Here's How They Get It.

Oh, dear. McDonald's — that small roadside fast food joint founded by brothers Richard and Maurice McDonald in the 1940s — is in danger of losing money because we sassy, CSA-joining millennials are no longer interested in what the chain has to offer. Basically, McDonald's has become your grandparents, calling and… » 6/04/13 6:30pm 6/04/13 6:30pm

Millennial Guys Aren't So Sure About This Whole 'Leaning In' Thing

Many Millennial dudes are down with the ideas of girls ruling the world, but some aren't so sure about all the freebies women are being handed just because of their concave nether regions. After all, couldn't this all end in ladies controlling all the powerful and prestigious jobs, earning more money for doing the same … » 5/15/13 4:15pm 5/15/13 4:15pm

Internship Horror Story: The One With The Amorous Witch Boss

Unpaid internships are becoming a more and more sadly prominent fixture in the life of college students and recent college grads. Oftentimes, they feature batshit insane bosses, demeaning tasks, and/or a the gradual deflation of a young individual's dreams. Sometimes they feature office pets who are better treated than … » 5/14/13 5:15pm 5/14/13 5:15pm