Crafty Teen Drugged Parents' Milkshakes So She Could Get on the Internet

It's Friday evening in Placer County, California. You're a teenage girl who really really really needs to get online, but your parents have some rules regarding logging on to the internet. What to do? Obviously, the answer is: Serve your parents some delicious milkshakes in which the secret ingredient is a shitload of… » 1/03/13 12:10pm 1/03/13 12:10pm

Nestle Invests in Magical Anti-Dementia Milkshake

Uuuuuuugh, milkshake—you cruel vixen. Milkshakes are simultaneously the food I most desire and the food I can least justify eating. Essentially a method of injecting massive amounts of melted ice cream into one's bloodstream the shortest time possible (YESSS), milkshakes are obv terrible for your body. But it turns… » 7/20/12 10:00am 7/20/12 10:00am