Can you judge a state by its PornHub keyword searches? Sure. Why not. And guess what? Right now you're probably surrounded by people into MILF massage.

Has anyone ever actually taken the term MILF seriously as a desirable thing? Given that it has its origins in teenage boy lust (American Pie) and porn*, where every possible type of sexual appeal clearly needs a convenient shorthand for ease of boner, it seems most of us have simply begrudgingly acknowledged the…

You already know that everything under the sun is available as Internet porn. But in a new book, two scientists investigate what our online porn searches say about human sexuality. Their work isn't without its problems, but they turn up some pretty interesting data on age, body size — and dicks.

Hollywood actresses often play the moms of men they're way too young to have birthed, but in porn, the practice is even more extreme: one star found herself transitioning to MILF roles at just 24.

Best Comment of the Day, in response to Demi Moore Curiously Absent From SNL"Cougars" Skit: "My mom got called a MILF recently and of course, she was clueless to its meaning and turned to me for an explanation. I couldn't bear to tell her the real meaning (I mean, could you look Claire Huxtable in the eye and say the…

[Update: 'Jen' says she's staying at a Hilton in Chicago near the Navy Pier.]
Jezebel reader 'Jen' has written in with the following curiosity:

Apparently being a "Son of Hollywood" also means having no shame. A day after Randy Spelling admitted to deflowering Paris Hilton, his reality co-star Sean Stewart (son of Rod), has told Howard Stern that he jacked off to the sight of his nude, then-stepmother — model Rachel Hunter — as a teenager. "I used to stare…