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Miley Cyrus is rediscovering herself—sound wise, looks wise, spiritually—by basically going back to the old Miley Cyrus. She’s sober and folksy and likes the water, and she’s allegedly given up smoking weed. This is the video for her new love song “Malibu.”

Though I love my job as the overseer of this high and judicious court, I’d be lying if I said I haven’t been considering a career change. I’ve been playing with the idea of swapping out this seat for one in another court. A court with a jurisdiction over, say, a few members of Congress so I can one day have the joy of…

John Norris (remember John Norris?!) wrote the cover story on Miley Cyrus in this week’s issue of Billboard in advance of her allegedly game-changing new album. (The first single “Malibu” drops next week.) I was about to call the interview “mostly unexciting,” but there are three to four good bits, which is honestly…

Married With Children star Katey Sagal reveals in her new memoir, out Tuesday, that she was addicted to diet pills, cocaine and alcohol for 15 years. The four-time Golden Globe nominee (who won one too for her role in Sons of Anarchy) writes that growing up in Los Angeles and in particular, down the street from Judy…

Though the surprise weddings of unapproachable hot cool kids Alison Brie/Dave Franco and approachable hot cool kids Ilana Glazer/I Don’t Know Him may have convinced you that everyone is, in fact, married, it’s not true! Some people are still just engaged, despite the weird stuff their parents post on Instagram.

Noah Cyrus, the 17-year-old younger sis of fellow singers Miley and Brandi, will release her cheekily named debut NC-17 sometime this year, and the lead single is “Make Me (Cry),” a pleading, surprisingly produced love song with British dreamboat Labrinth. Last night the duo hit The Late Late Show with James Corden to…

Mariah Carey tends to be cagey in interviews and on her own reality show, but on Sunday night’s Watch What Happens Live!, she was apparently feeling extra festive and gave us an early Christmas present by revealing her opinions on several of her contemporaries. Spoiler: They were not particularly kind unless the…

Adele—possessor of angel’s harp vocal chords—has concluded the North American leg of her world tour: 107 shows in 10 months. She has a handful of performances remaining in New Zealand and Australia, but then, she says, it will be time for another hiatus. Also, she might have a second baby.

I did not expect this week’s biggest piece of non-Trump-related celebrity news to center around Dr. Phil and Shelley Duvall, but that’s the hand I was dealt, so it’s the hand I will play.

After the website MediaTakeOut.com accused Kim Kardashian of staging her Paris robbery, she filed a lawsuit against them. But because the site published an apology, she has withdrawn the suit against both the site and its founder, Fred Mwangaguhunga.

In today’s Tweet Beat, I am stumped by another Ryan Reynolds joke, Hillary Duff plays with her food and Miley Cyrus is very edgy.

The same “prankster” who assaulted Gigi Hadid last week came for Kim Kardashian Wednesday in Paris, this time literally kissing her on the ass before being escorted away by security.

In their 1998 hit duet “The Boy Is Mine,” Monica and Brandy battle in such glorious harmony. Then, alas, life imitated art, and a quarrel resulted in a decades’ long feud. Will the women mend fences? Monica appears willing, but Brandy — less so.

This past weekend has not been kind to Lindsay Lohan, and it’s uncertain whether this week will bode any better. After reportedly ending her engagement to Russian millionaire Egor Tarabasov following a series of tumultuous—and even violent—incidents the actress (and/or others) documented on social media, Lohan issued…

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we decide to get National Enquirer instead of some of the other rags because a reader requested it last week and it feels good to grant a wish. This week, Miley is pregnant in the U.S.A., Portia dumped Ellen, and Eva married Ryan.

What are the famous folk up to on our nation’s day of independence? Seeing as we’re liable to froth at the mouth with envy, do we even want to know? (We do.)

Actor Nicolas Cage and his wife Alice Kim have decided to end their 11 year marriage. According to Cage’s representative, the couple separated in January 2016. They have one son, 10-year-old Kal-el Coppola Cage.

In today’s Tweet Beat, celebrities voted, Rainn Wilson makes a point and today I learned Lea Michele had an album #1.