Sadcore singer Lana Del Rey recently released “Tropico,” a 27-minute art film/music video, and the first image I saw was of the white artist dressed as a woman bearing many of the stylistic hallmarks associated with Latino gangster culture (right down to the teardrop tattoo). Now, was that a polite way to start my day?
Today, kicking off all 2013 year-end lists to come, MTV has anointed Miley Cyrus as their artist of the year and the new "Queen of Pop." The "Achy Breaky Heart" offspring beat out Lady Gaga, the Queen of the Christmas Tree, and Katy Perry, the Queen of the Jungle
Advisory: What you are about to experience is a life-changing event. The latest remix from the lady DJ Detweiler is cross between a supernova, déjà vu, and the mind-shattering feeling of playing in a bouncy castle for the first time. You will be whispering the word "exclusive" for years to come. This, my friends, is…
I cannot believe what a complete turnaround Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have made in my personal court of public opinion, just by being complete weirdos all the time and straight douching $10 million (the crystals thing didn't hurt either). Like...do I like them now? Are they my...favorite celebrities? Anyway, today …
In today's Tweet Beat, Miley Cyrus speaks the truth about the best couple's outfit that ever was, Crystal Hefner is friends with Spencer and Heidi and Chet Haze thinks it's funny that anyone would be paying attention to him.
Carrie Underwood joined Rashida Jones and the always inexplicably adorable Jimmy Fallon for a medley of sorts on his show.
Happy Thanksgiving, y'all! Guess what? Everyone's favorite feminist
Some fool has betrayed the most important member of the Royal Family, namely, Kate Middleton's hair. According to reports, Kate Middleton, the human host of Kate Middleton's hair, has fired her hair stylist James Pryce. The man's crime: posting hundreds of pictures of the Duchess in various hairstyles to Facebook and …
Last night on the red carpet at the AMAs, there were a lot of hot white outfits, a smattering of cool dark gowns and just the right number of what the fuck getups.
Nothing against Cary Elwes (who I'm sure is a fine and diligent writer), but if anyone is going to write a memoir about the wacky hijinks on the set of The Princess Bride, it seems like it should be Wallace Shawn.
What we have here is another edition of Selfie Loathing, your potent cocktail of Vanity Smurf portraits. This week, Kelly Osbourne gets a dangerous updo, Justin Long frolics with Amanda Seyfried's dog, John Stamos refuses to age and Beyoncé wears one of Jay Z's $700 ski masks
If you've ever had a conversation with me that wasn't about feminism or one of the many illustrious television shows that runs on ABC Family, it's likely that we covered my only other topic of interest: eyebrows. There is nothing in this world I love like a good set of brows. While I've never asked anyone to lightly…
EVERYONE, REJOICE: Leighton Meester and Adam Brody are engaged. This is the love we as a people have been demanding and deserving for years untold. And now, finally, we are all getting our fairytale ending.
This is really sad and shocking: although the LA Coroner ruled that both Brittany Murphy and her husband Simon Monjack died of natural causes, five months apart, that may not be the case. The late actress's father had hair, blood and tissue samples from both tested independently. And, according to the lab report:
Tati Neves, the woman who shot the video of Sleepy Time Jusing Beiber seen around the world
Actually, Morticia had a lower neckline.
What's that you say, Miley Cyrus? In an interview with BBC Radio 1's Newsbeat, quoth the singer: "I feel like I'm one of the biggest feminists in the world because I tell women not to be scared of anything." Ah ha! Ok! Um!
Livenation just dropped a couple promos for Miley Cyrus' upcoming BANGERZ tour, and it could be considered a case study in 1) the mechanics of ass-first human movement, 2) the effects of continued not giving "AF" and cherry-picking hip-hop tokens like Mario after a Super Star power-up and, 3) my tolerance for shitty…
A fun way to make young people battle in the public eye without having them murder each other is to invite female celebrities to insult Miley Cyrus and then take their baffled responses out of context. Hunger Games!
Some enterprising human has come along and put the final nail in the coffin that holds the quivering body of the written language as a relevant medium. As you can yourself discern, this emoji biography of Miley Cyrus possesses a remarkably coherent story line — could the written word do it justice? Probably not.
There's nothing subtle about Lily Allen's new video for her song "Hard Out Here," and that's what makes it so great. An effortlessly poppy tune that will please those who fell in love with her way back when "Smile" first came out, "Hard Out Here" has Allen referencing everything from the sexual double standard for women to…
Last night at MTV's European Music Awards, the fashion was all over the place. While some ladies opted for the usual music award show uniform — lots of skin/weird colors/patterns — some others were more conservative. Ladylike, even. That said: Hardly anyone looked good. Let's see, shall we?
Are you watching MTV Europe's Music Awards tonight? If so, is this the worst of the spectacles so far? Or should we brace ourselves to be offended out of our minds? Or bored out of our minds? A mix of the two, you say? Fantastic!
I know you have open letter + pumpkin spice fatigue, but hear me out: Did anyone think it was a real gas that when Sinead O'Connor was scolding Miley Cyrus, we learned that Cyrus considered O'Connor a role model herself? I was in junior high when O'Connor made the angels cry for ripping up a picture of the pope live on …
A student at a major university was asked to write an essay on pop culture and image. What this student did, instead, was copy and paste a blog post that I wrote and slap his name on it.
According to sources close to Miley Cyrus, she's written an apologetic "open letter" to ex-fiance Liam Hemsworth. What does the open letter say? Back off, busybodies—that's between Miley and Liam!!! What part of "open letter" don't you understand!? In related news, I think it's about time the entire earth has a little…
Has anyone out there reading this on the Internet ever heard of this Miley Cyrus person? I think she may have been on the teevee a ways back. Well, she's mostly important because Dolly Parton is talking about her.
There are two things in this world that Rihanna truly loves: the first is traveling around the world as part of an extended Instagram photo shoot; the second is not givin' a phuck (showing up extremely late
