This Week In Tabloids: Celine Dion's Late Husband René Angélil Was Once Accused of Rape?
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we approach the counter of our new magazine store, ask the friendly man to unbox this week’s tabloids, wait patiently as he finds them, and are given a funny look after telling him that, no, we have no interest in purchasing People or Us Weekly, and that Star, In Touch, OK!, and Life…
This Week In Tabloids: Mary-Kate Olsen, Miley Cyrus, Nicole Kidman, and Gwen Stefani Are Pregnant
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we discover a new magazine store within walking distance of our office (the old one was several stops away on a very annoying train), enter it, notice the magazines are all old, ask the friendly old man if this week’s tabs have come in, are told they’re in the back, and follow him to…
Woody Allen Boasts About Saving and Educating His Wife in Tremendously Creepy New Interview
You’ll be glad to hear that Woody Allen sleeps great. “Like a dead person,” he told the Hollywood Reporter, in a recent interview out today. He also shared some thoughts about how he Pygmalion-ed his wife into a sophisticated lady, and a few ominous hints about a new TV show he’s making with Miley Cyrus, who once…
Marilyn Minter: Women Have to Be Dead or Practically Dead to Achieve the Success of Male Artists
Renowned painter Marilyn Minter has been fundraising for Planned Parenthood for the past several years and has recently released a collaboration with Miley Cyrus and Marc Jacobs to benefit the organization. In a new interview with Artsy, the always fascinating Minter sat down to discuss her thoughts on reproductive…
This Week In Tabloids: Brad and Angie Are Divorcing Because She's Jealous of Selena Gomez?
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we find ourselves continuously intrigued by the fact that every single tabloid is obsessed with pink and yellow. This week, Angie and Brad are over because of Selena (they’re not), Kim can’t stop eating (yes she can), Miley’s married (no she’s not), and Casey Anthony is pregnant (I…
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Are But Heartbeats Away From (Emotionally) Smashing Again
After Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth were spotted together over New Year’s, TMZ is reporting that it’s just a matter of time before the couple rekindles their romantic flame that once burned so bright, a beacon of hope in the darkness.
Madonna's Kids Are Over Their 'Controlling' Mom
According to a surprisingly detailed story at Page Six, Madonna’s children want little to do with their “controlling” mom. The Madonna-Guy Ritchie-Rocco saga has been ongoing and, according to unnamed sources, the recent custody disputes and Rocco’s refusal to spend time with his mother, are the result of her…
Let Miley Cyrus Ruin Christmas For You With This Terrible Song
On Christmas Eve, Miley Cyrus was kind enough to gift us with her latest single, “My Sad Christmas Song.” The four and a half minute track is exactly the kind of Christmas tune you’d expect from Miley. In a restrained chorus, she sings, “This is my sad Christmas song. I’ve had it stuck in my head all day long. I wrote…
Miley Cyrus Is a Big Baby
In her new video for her new single, “BB Talk,” part of her album Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz, Miley has reached peak Miley. A short career spent trying to shock the world into forgetting about Hannah Montana has led to Miley to this point: dressed like a baby, crawling on the floor, and sucking her toes.
How Hailee Steinfeld, Selena Gomez & Other Young Pop Stars Buck Sex Conservativism
Having once been a teen girl I can confirm that the vagaries of sex are a primary concern of those years—unraveling its mysteries, exploring its pleasures. The way that’s expressed, though, is often viewed by adults as alarming, particularly in combination with the only topic that can frighten adults more than teens…
Terry Richardson Shoots Miley Cyrus for CANDY Magazine
As long as professional scumbag Terry Richardson remains employed by magazine editors, celebrities will still line up to be shot against his famous white wall. Nicki Minaj, Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner were all photographed by Richardson in the past year, and now Miley Cyrus has been added to the list. The pop…
