This Week In Tabloids: Closer Is the Most Important Magazine on Newsstands Right Now

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where, after THINKING the new magazine shop would be just FINE, finally decide to GIVE UP ON THEM after they decide to NOT STOCK THE TABLOIDS until a VERY LATE HOUR, forcing us to travel SORT OF FAR via an UNRELIABLE TRAIN to the BEST MAGAZINE SHOP IN NEW YORK CITY, whose employees have… »10/21/15 3:15pm10/21/15 3:15pm


This Week In Tabloids: Tom Cruise Is Leaving Scientology, Xenu Is Mad

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we call up our old stripping buddies and make plans to have a wild weekend together that culminates at the country’s biggest stripper convention in Myrtle Beach and even though we didn’t think our adventures would be as fun as they were the first time around, they totally were. This… »7/01/15 2:45pm7/01/15 2:45pm

Ben Affleck Hid His Slave-Owning Ancestor Because It Made Him Feel Bad

In the recent slew of Sony emails published on WikiLeaks, it was revealed that Ben Affleck, after appearing on Henry Louis “Skip” Gates Jr.’s Finding Your Roots, asked the PBS show to suppress newly discovered information about his ancestors owning slaves. (Gates obliged.) Yesterday, Affleck released a Facebook… »4/22/15 10:30am4/22/15 10:30am

Gwyn & Chris Celebrate 1-Year Conscious Uncoupling Anniversary in Mexico

Can you believe it’s been over a full year since Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin consciously uncoupled? And as a wise woman once sang, “Time makes you bolder, even children get older/ so why not celebrate your breakup anniversary by traveling to Mexico on a vacation with your ex and kids?” »4/02/15 10:30am4/02/15 10:30am

Mila Kunis Is Right: Dudes, Stop Saying 'We're Pregnant'

Pregnancy is a lot of things: A joy, a pain, a blessing, a curse. One thing it's not is simultaneously experienced physically by the dude who knocked you up, or whoever your partner in this crime is. So unless the you is two women who are actually both pregnant simultaneously, do us all a favor and stop saying "We're… »6/13/14 5:30pm6/13/14 5:30pm

Watch Mila and Ashton Joke About Being Them on Two and a Half Men

Ashton Kutcher's television program Two and a Half Men was extra-special Thursday night: Kutcher was joined by his fiancée/the mother of his unborn child Mila Kunis, who was a guest star on the show. Kunis played a free spirit who spends her life hiking and, one night, hikes right into Kutcher's character Walden's… »4/11/14 4:00pm4/11/14 4:00pm

This Week in Tabloids: Channing Tatum Put on Some Baby Weight

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, your foray into the dangerous wilderness of the celebrity tabloids. Every week, Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand for the new issues of In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Star and Us, and together we forage for "news." This week: Justin Theroux is pulling old bedpans out of the trash to… »12/18/13 4:30pm12/18/13 4:30pm