Pregnancy is a lot of things: A joy, a pain, a blessing, a curse. One thing it's not is simultaneously experienced physically by the dude who knocked you up, or whoever your partner in this crime is. So unless the you is two women who are actually both pregnant simultaneously, do us all a favor and stop saying "We're… » 6/13/14 5:30pm 6/13/14 5:30pm

In a series of bizarre events that read like a half-baked plot arc from a dystopian novel, Kim Kardashian was forced to leave a Viennese ball early — abandoning the 81-year-old Austrian man who had paid her and her mother, Kris Jenner, $500,000 to attend the event with him. » 2/28/14 9:07am 2/28/14 9:07am

The March cover of W has leaked, and it features Miley Cyrus lounging on a bed, probably unable to move her forearms because they are so encumbered with diamonds. » 1/31/14 9:13am 1/31/14 9:13am

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, your foray into the dangerous wilderness of the celebrity tabloids. Every week, Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand for the new issues of In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Star and Us, and together we forage for "news." This week: Justin Theroux is pulling old bedpans out of the trash to… » 12/18/13 4:30pm 12/18/13 4:30pm

Did you enjoy your Thanksgiving dinner yesterday? Well, one celeb is not happy about it. Singer Morrissey took to his blog True To Self yesterday to decry the American tradition, in a blog post titled "Thankskilling." The former lead singer of The Smiths took particular aim at President Barack Obama, and the annual… » 11/29/13 10:00am 11/29/13 10:00am

Many viewers were outraged that the passing of TV legend Jack Klugman — who played Oscar Madison on The Odd Couple — got very little airtime in the Emmy tribute that included a long memoriam to Cory Monteith. Klugman's son Adam told the AP: "It’s an insult and it really seems typical of this youth-centric culture… » 9/23/13 9:00am 9/23/13 9:00am

Rabid Miley Cyrus fans are lashing out at 16-year-old chanteuse Lorde, who is so uppity that she did not commit hara-kiri immediately after her "Royals" topped Miley as #1 on the iTunes chart. They're slamming her with Dorothy Parker-esque gems like "Your eyes are too far apart" and "kill yourself you crusty old… » 9/20/13 9:00am 9/20/13 9:00am

Depending on what you are reading, Lamar Odom: » 9/06/13 9:00am 9/06/13 9:00am

Paula Deen was questioned for three hours regarding the $1.2 million lawsuit filed by the general manager of their Savannah restaurant last year, which alleged that Paula and her brother Bubba made black and white employees use separate bathrooms, threw the N-word around, repeatedly told racist and sexist jokes, and … » 6/19/13 9:00am 6/19/13 9:00am

Enthusiastic booty dancer and zero-fucks-giver Miley Cyrus just Was Miley and twerked at Juicy J's House of Blues show Saturday night after Amber Rose (in an awesome old-school Cher-esque wig) and Wiz Khalifa "pushed" her onstage. » 6/10/13 9:00am 6/10/13 9:00am

Over at Twerblyderp Palace, Kate Middleton is taking lessons in Italian cooking from her and Prince William's new housekeeper Antonella Fresolone, known for her "homemade bread" and "delicious pasta." Never forget that Kate's a Topshop-wearing commoner like the rest of us! But this is pretty legit, actually,… » 5/21/13 9:00am 5/21/13 9:00am

In addition to the double mastectomy that Angelina Jolie underwent in February, we learned in her New York Times op-ed, she also plans on having an oophorectomy — ovary removal surgery, a procedure recommended for high-risk women before the age of 40. Without this, her BRCA1 gene still places her risk of ovarian… » 5/15/13 9:00am 5/15/13 9:00am

Kate Middleton is a fan of Keeping Up With The Kardshians now, because Kate Middleton is just like you, if you are an actual princess/duchess with the hair of a Disney princess who poops bars of L'Occitane soap fully wrapped in their artisinal paper. » 4/12/13 9:00am 4/12/13 9:00am