Mike Huckabee Thinks Lady Candidates Should Be Treated With 'Chivalry'

2016 is right around the corner, election-wise, which means the breathless profiles of potential presidential candidates are upon us. This week Mike Huckabee gets the will-he-or-won't-he treatment, which he took as an opportunity to suggest that political candidates of the female persuasion require courtliness and even … » 3/11/14 4:50pm 3/11/14 4:50pm

Mike Huckabee Is on the Right Side of History Because Gays are Gross

Oh, Huckles! He's at it again, the scamp. On his show Sunday morning, Mike "Huckles" Chucklebee was just beside himself (THE EXPRESSION, NOT LIKE TWO MIKE HUCKABEES SITTING NEXT TO EACH OTHER IN A GAY WAY) over the fact that the mean old "extremist" Supreme Court is going to let gay people snuggle 'neath the watchful eye… » 7/02/13 1:20pm 7/02/13 1:20pm

Have Fun with Your Silly 'Gun Control' vs. 'Mental Illness' Debate—the…

'Sup, sheeple! While you've all been binging on red herrings like "Maybe we should provide brain care for humans?" and "Maybe we shouldn't sell portable child-exterminators at Walmart?" the REAL Americans have been getting down to business. Lucky for our children's futures, the Mike Huckabee/Victoria Jackson Brain Trust… » 12/17/12 3:45pm 12/17/12 3:45pm

Chick-fil-A Owners to Stop Funding Anti-Gay Groups, Will Still Be…

Today, Chick-fil-A's famously homophobic owners released a statement announcing that the fast food chain would no longer be donating money to anti-gay groups. Victory, right? We totally win, right?! Not really. Regardless of whether the Chick-fil-A brass are contributing to a camp that uses Jesus to turn homos into… » 9/19/12 2:05pm 9/19/12 2:05pm

Playgirl Offers Prince Harry One Million Dollars to Photograph Ye Olde …

Ever since some jerk took blurry naked photos of Prince Harry's royal junk cavorting in Vegas, the internet's been all, "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH." And now Playgirl wants in on the blah-blahs, offering Harry six figures to display his Moste Honorable Penis and Testes of the Realm in the pages of their fine publication. » 8/23/12 8:45pm 8/23/12 8:45pm

Presidential Candidates Grapple Over Who Loves Zygotes The Most


Last night, Des Moines, Iowa hosted the premiere for an anti-abortion film called "The Gift of Life." Winner of the 2008 Iowa Caucus Mike Huckabee hosted the event, and before the lights dimmed and the audience was able to bathe in the soft glow of a movie that repeated back to them things they already thought, Michele … » 12/15/11 3:50pm 12/15/11 3:50pm

Mike Huckabee And The Patriarchy, Sitting In A Tree

"The most important form of government is father, mother, and children," says the former Republican presidential candidate. Well, that settles it. Mike Huckabee loves the patriarchy. He wants to hold hands with it and buy it jewelry and marry it and lord over it like a father in "the most important form of government"… » 3/06/11 11:40am 3/06/11 11:40am

Conservatives Love Barbra, But The Feeling Isn't Mutual

Paul Smith, the official who justified cutting Head Start by saying we should strengthen marriage instead has a single exception to his rule that mothers shouldn't work outside the home. Asked recently by The Washington Post about the bizarre possibility that a woman might want to work, he paused and said, » 3/04/11 5:15pm 3/04/11 5:15pm

Mike Huckabee Attacks Natalie Portman For "Glamorizing" Single Motherhood

Apparently Mike Huckabee has learned nothing from the mistakes of his Republican predecessors. On a radio show this week, Huckabee criticized Natalie Portman for sending the message that it's okay to have a child "out of wedlock," because attacking Murphy Brown went so well for Dan Quayle nearly two decades ago. » 3/03/11 11:08pm 3/03/11 11:08pm

The 10 Lowest Moments For Women In Politics This Year (So Far)

Yesterday, we learned that voters were polled on whether Barbara Boxer or Carly Fiorina has better hair. Even without the 2008 election's bombast (Hillary Clinton, Sarah Palin), the past year has been rather rocky for women in politics. Some lowlights: » 7/29/10 1:54pm 7/29/10 1:54pm