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#midweekmadness

This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Topless, Heroin-Fueled Photos

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Welcome to Midweek Madness! In today's tabloids, we see nude photos of Ms. Jolie, learn Katie Holmes is pregnant again, and discover Lindsay Lohan's a "crybaby" who's figured out a way to cut herself while deprived of sharp objects. More »
07/28/10
61,56761,567 views on this post, 8,480 new visitors
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By Margaret Hartmann
#midweekmadness

This Week In Tabloids: Tom's Daughter Hates Katie, Is Moving In With Nic

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Today in Midweek Madness, celebs feel the sting of having an ungrateful child: Tom Cruise's daughter hates him, Mel Gibson turned his kids into drug addicts, and Sarah Palin isn't speaking to Bristol... because Alaskans don't own cell phones. More »
07/21/10
58,90358,903 views on this post, 6,305 new visitors
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By Margaret Hartmann
#midweekmadness

This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's On Suicide Watch

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Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we get cozy with In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Us and Star. This week: Lindsay's suicidal, Bristol's engaged, Aniston's a mom and Kim's hot. More »
07/14/10
37,97737,977 views on this post, 3,429 new visitors
366
By Dodai Stewart
#midweekmadness

This Week In Tabloids: Jessica Simpson's New Man Knocks Her Up, Puts Her On A Diet

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Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Today in the celebrity weeklies, Angelina "storms out" on Brad in a shocking reversal, a Real Housewives mystery is solved, and we check in on the uteri of half the ladies in Hollywood. More »
07/07/10
51,53951,539 views on this post, 5,776 new visitors
248
By Margaret Hartmann
#midweekmadness

This Week In Tabloids: The Bachelor Dated A Dude

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This week the tabs share lurid details from stars' sex lives: Joel cheats on Nicole with a "mystery blond," Kendra describes group sex with Hef, and Jake Pavelka has a penchant for hiding in dark closets...while praying. More »
06/30/10
52,08952,089 views on this post, 7,250 new visitors
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By Margaret Hartmann
#midweekmadness

This Week In Tabloids: Jen & Angie Adopting Daughters; Levi & Bristol Having Sex

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Welcome back to Midweek Madness! We read Star, In Touch, Us, Ok! and Life & Style, and found out the name of Angelina's new kid, the truth about Megan Fox's face and what Sarah Palin doesn't know about Bristol. More »
06/23/10
49,05649,056 views on this post, 4,681 new visitors
287
By Dodai Stewart
#midweekmadness

This Week In Tabloids: Possibly Pregnant Princess Bride & January's Affair With Bobby Flay

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Welcome back to Midweek Madness! The tabs cooked up delicious stuff today: Is Kate Middleton pregnant? Does Bobby Flay's wife know he's seeing January Jones? What will Heidi Montag look like at 64? Are Glee's Artie and Tina in love? More »
06/16/10
53,24653,246 views on this post, 6,237 new visitors
308
By Dodai Stewart
#midweekmadness

This Week In Tabloids: Brad's Looking For Jen; Mariah Buys Cinderella Crib

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Welcome back to Midweek Madness. This week, the celebrity tabloids taught me and Margaret that if you see a man in the back of a chauffeured SUV, looking glum and sipping beer from a bottle, that man is Brad Pitt. More »
06/09/10
40,25740,257 views on this post, 4,847 new visitors
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By Dodai Stewart
#midweekmadness

This Week In Tabloids: Housewives Finale Spoilers; Heidi & Spencer's Fake Breakup

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Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I nibble hot, delicious gossip served up by In Touch, Star, Us, Ok! and Life & Style. This week: The Housewives are feuding; Sandy's adopting and Heidi and Spencer are faking. More »
06/02/10
51,88351,883 views on this post, 9,009 new visitors
231
By Dodai Stewart
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This Week In Tabloids: 50 Cent's Dramatic Weight Loss & Royal Wedding FanFic

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Memorial Day is right around the corner, and folks are selecting beach/plane/train reading. The editors at the celebrity weeklies seem to think we want loads of ladies in bikinis and detailed diet tips. Here's the problem: More »
05/26/10
43,68643,686 views on this post, 5,254 new visitors
285
By Dodai Stewart
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This Week In Tabloids: Sandra's Loving Her Baby; Britney's Having A Meltdown & Gaga Is A Lush

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If it's Wednesday, this must be Midweek Madness! As always, we "read" In Touch, Us, Star, Life & Style and Ok! so you don't "have" to. Burning questions: More »
05/19/10
41,72341,723 views on this post, 4,294 new visitors
215
By Dodai Stewart
#midweekmadness

This Week In Tabloids: SATC 2 Spoilers & James Franco's Homoerotic Film

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So much drama today in Midweek Madness! There might be four SATC flicks; Heidi Montag's a prisoner in her own home; Lindsay Lohan's telling her little sister to get a nose job and implants, James Franco's student film features penises. More »
05/12/10
39,98139,981 views on this post, 3,181 new visitors
228
By Dodai Stewart
#midweekmadness

This Week In Tabloids: Sandra's People Shoot Involved Jesse; Hollywood Housekeepers Spill Dirt

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Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Today in our weekly tabloid taste-test, we found gossip both delicious and vile: Sandra Bullock's baby shoot for People involved Jesse James! Brad Pitt is a hoarder and a slob! Heidi Montag loves/hates her implants! More »
05/05/10
43,92743,927 views on this post, 3,860 new visitors
343
By Dodai Stewart
#midweekmadness

This Week In Tabloids: Everyone You Think Is Pretty Had Plastic Surgery

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Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Since People has the biggest scoop of the week, with Sandra Bullock's secret baby, the other tabloids have to make do with before-and-after shots of noses and boobs. And they do! More »
04/28/10
68,38968,389 views on this post, 7,933 new visitors
390
By Dodai Stewart
#midweekmadness

This Week In Tabloids: Kim's Marriage Was Abusive; Larry King's A "Sex Freak"

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Every Wednesday we subject ourselves to the horrifying tales within Star, Ok!, Us, In Touch and Life & Style. This week: A troubling account of Kim Kardashain's abusive marriage, Larry King's icky tongue, and J.Lo playing with her "flabby belly." More »
04/21/10
41,45741,457 views on this post, 4,647 new visitors
297
By Dodai Stewart
#midweekmadness

This Week In Tabloids: Charlie Sheen's Dumb Disguise; Angelina's 7th Kid

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Wednesdays we play Midweek Madness, masquerading as enthusiasts of Star, Ok!, Us, In Touch and Life & Style. This week, Charlie Sheen's wearing the "dumbest disguise ever"; Kate Hudson might have breast implants and Lady Gaga is a wedding crasher. More »
04/14/10
45,69245,692 views on this post, 9,493 new visitors
298
By Dodai Stewart
#midweekmadness

This Week In Tabloids: Brad & Jen Seen Kissing; Whitney Houston On Coke

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Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I snuggle up to gossip from In Touch, Ok!, Us, Life & Style and Star. Brad and Jen definitely kissed inside her Bentley — why else would it be repeated thrice? More »
04/07/10
47,22047,220 views on this post, 10,681 new visitors
273
By Dodai Stewart
#midweekmadness

This Week In Tabloids: Jesse's Hitler Pose & Foursome; Angie's Kids Call Her "The Dragon"

Click here to read This Week In Tabloids: Jesse's Hitler Pose & Foursome; Angie's Kids Call Her &quot;The Dragon&quot;
Every Wednesday, we do Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I sample the flavors in the weekly gossip tabloids. This week: Jesse James poses as Hitler and has a foursome with someone named Skittles. More »
03/31/10
46,79146,791 views on this post, 11,016 new visitors
218
By Dodai Stewart
#midweekmadness

This Week In Tabloids: Another Woman Claims She Had Couch Sex With Jesse James

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Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where Margaret and I sink our teeth into gossip from In Touch, Star, Us, Ok! and Life & Style. This week, another tattooed bikini-clad lady hooked up with Jesse James; Johnny Depp rebuffs Angelina's advances. More »
03/24/10
45,15545,155 views on this post, 5,231 new visitors
340
By Dodai Stewart
#midweekmadness

This Week In Tabloids: Sandra's Husband Had An Affair; Justin Might Be Cheating On Jessica

Click here to read This Week In Tabloids: Sandra's Husband Had An Affair; Justin Might Be Cheating On Jessica
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I judge Star, In Touch, Us, Life & Style and Ok!. This week: Sandra Bullock's husband is having an affair; Jen's getting artificially inseminated and Tinsley Mortimer is a hair model! More »
03/17/10
56,53256,532 views on this post, 9,449 new visitors
413
By Dodai Stewart
#midweekmadness

This Week In Tabloids: Tom Forcibly Impregnates Katie

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Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we suffer through cuddling up to the decrepit old weekly tabloids, so you don't have to. This week: Katie Holmes is so distracted with being knocked up that Suri's going without shoes.
03/10/10
39,41639,416 views on this post, 4,616 new visitors
251
By Dodai Stewart
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