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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    04:26 PM

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger's Mistress, Lindsay's Coke Buddy, Britney's Pregnancy
    "It is not appropriate for me to comment one way or the other" is actually an incredibly appropriate comment, Life and Style. Good for you, Lady from Las Vegas who likes the night life.
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    04:24 PM

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger's Mistress, Lindsay's Coke Buddy, Britney's Pregnancy
    Lindsay Lohan is having a "secret romance" with Entourage star Kevin Connolly

    Crawly McNugget and Morgan Mayham? Some Blind Items are going to get solved with this tidbit.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    04:20 PM

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger's Mistress, Lindsay's Coke Buddy, Britney's Pregnancy
    Good lord, Tyra is so skinny, pretty and tall she looks like a supermodel or something. Who knew?
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    04:14 PM

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger's Mistress, Lindsay's Coke Buddy, Britney's Pregnancy
    Who exactly is supposed to be 'surprised' that Adam Lambert looks like Liza Minnelli?
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    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    04:12 PM

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger's Mistress, Lindsay's Coke Buddy, Britney's Pregnancy
    Clearly, all Brad needs to do to end these rumors is shave that beard, because it makes him look like (a) he just woke up, or (b) just had a huge fight, in every pic.
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    Image of SunburnedCounsel SunburnedCounsel
    03:35 PM

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger's Mistress, Lindsay's Coke Buddy, Britney's Pregnancy
    So I have nothing nice to say about any of these stories, except that Mindy Kaling made me laugh, and Heidi and Seal's daughter looks exactly like my son as a newborn, before his hair fell out. I want to snuggle her.
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    03:32 PM

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger's Mistress, Lindsay's Coke Buddy, Britney's Pregnancy
    RE: that Tyra weight comparison. Has anyone else noticed that there are pretty much only 4 weights for women in these magazines? 98 lbs: ZOMG CALL THE POLICE! 120 lbs: Perfectly healthy! 150 lbs: Fatso! 200 lbs: ZOMG CALL THE POLICE!

    Independent of the inappropriateness of guessing people's weight in a national forum, it's dumb because it never even takes into account the actual people being guessed about. Tyra Banks is like 6' tall, quit using the same numbers you have stored for Jessica Simpson and Kelly Clarkson. A weight swing that might be 30lbs on a woman who's 5'4" is significantly more on her. Oh, and it's none of your business either way, Star.
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    03:30 PM

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger's Mistress, Lindsay's Coke Buddy, Britney's Pregnancy
    I hope Brad Pitt's mom at least gets paid for the info she tells the tabloids.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    03:29 PM

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger's Mistress, Lindsay's Coke Buddy, Britney's Pregnancy
    Tabloids are 75% celebrity fanfiction, 20% Kardashians, and 5% things that are actually true.
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    04:03 PM

    @morninggloria: Unfortunately, the 5% is the boring 'Stars, they're just like us!' section. I'd rather hear falsehoods about sitcom moms snorting coke off the toilet in their trailer than see Renee Zelwegger hit up another goddamn Starbucks.
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    Image of madeofawesome madeofawesome
    03:29 PM

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger's Mistress, Lindsay's Coke Buddy, Britney's Pregnancy
    What happened to Tom Cruise's other kids? Did they cease to exist? Were they sent off to Scientology camp? Does Suri keep them in the basement?

    Seriously, I'm worried.
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    Image of LoSpaz LoSpaz
    03:31 PM

    @madeofawesome: I really hope one of them writes a tell-all the second he or she turns 18.
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    Image of SunburnedCounsel SunburnedCounsel
    03:38 PM

    @madeofawesome: They are actually basically at Scientology Camp, living mostly with Tom's sister I think.
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    Image of DorothyZbornak DorothyZbornak
    03:24 PM

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger's Mistress, Lindsay's Coke Buddy, Britney's Pregnancy
    So, some unfortunately placed ruffles on a dress equals being 7 1/2 months pregnant? In what world?
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    Image of formergr formergr
    04:00 PM

    @DorothyZbornak: I think it's more the unfortunate placement of her hand on her abdomen.

    Celebrity women should know by now to ensure at least a 12 inch buffer zone between hand and abdomen at all times to forestall pregnancy rumors!!
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    Image of madeofawesome madeofawesome
    04:05 PM

    @formergr: There should be a force field!
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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    03:22 PM

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger's Mistress, Lindsay's Coke Buddy, Britney's Pregnancy
    Also... unless you can prove calls/texts were from Tiger's personal number, and there's pictures of the two of them, or sexy pictures OF him? All that shows is that she can put a name in a phone and have someone leave her a message. I mean I could change my boyf's name in my phone to "Tiger Woods" and claim we had a spicy affair too with lots of LOLspeak texts, but the thing that's making me disbelieve a little bit is the voicemail starting "Hey this is Tiger." I would htink it would have been "Hey it's me." or SOMETHING else. She didn't know who he was after 31 months?

    I'm not saying Tiger is innocent, but I would like corroboration that this sexy texting and what have you was actually from him...
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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    03:17 PM

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger's Mistress, Lindsay's Coke Buddy, Britney's Pregnancy
    So Jake Gyllenhal and Reese Witherspoon are taking a break because Jake wants to settle down but doesn't want to settle down.

    Okay! Glad we cleared that up!
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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    03:24 PM

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Clearly he's fed up with the middle-aged lifestyle of not getting married.
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    03:16 PM

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger's Mistress, Lindsay's Coke Buddy, Britney's Pregnancy
    I really don't like the word "slut," but these women are getting paid for who they had sex with. Do they ever stop to think about that? I mean, Elin has to know about what's going on by now, and this is just another blow. To do this is just classless, but hey, this is a girl who's goal in life is clearly to be "famous," regardless of what for.

    And it's so odd that Tiger, famous for his discipline on the course, was so sloppy about all this.

    If I were Elin, I'd be kicking him out. I'm not, and it's obviously her choice, but he didn't make a "mistake." If you do it over and over, it's called "decisions."
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    Image of aimeeg aimeeg
    03:27 PM

    @lalaland13: I'm kind of with you there. Obviously i'm not in the same position as these people but I could never forgive a cheater... I mean, I 'spose a drunken one night stand wouldn't be so bad, still unforgiveable, but not so bad, but a premeditated, sneaking around kind of affair.. I could never forgive that.
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    04:02 PM

    @aimeeg: @lalaland13: For me it's whether or not we could rebuild trust. Obviously the whole sneaking around thing would be tough, but even a one-night stand would be impossible with someone who is away as much as he is. My husband and I work opposite schedules, and while I think I could forgive an indiscretion in theory, there's no way it would be possible in reality since we are away from each other so much of the time.
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    03:16 PM

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Tiger's Mistress, Lindsay's Coke Buddy, Britney's Pregnancy
    Trying to imagine Billy Corgin and Jessica Simpson together produced two effects on me:

    1. My brain exploded.
    2. My memory of my grunge-loving youth was irreparably tarnished.

    Thanks a lot OK! Magazine.
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    Image of HannahBethD HannahBethD
    03:20 PM

    @Tchotchke: It left me both speechless and giggling. I believe I will listen to Mellon Collie on the way from work tonight.
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