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    This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face

    This Week In Tabloids: Brad Crashes Motorcycle Rushing To Jen; Celebs ♥ Nose Jobs

    This Week In Tabloids: Nicole & Joel Married By Rev. Moon; Lindsay's Dad Tries Letter-Intervention

    This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's Coke- & Booze-Fueled Suicide Allegations

    This Week In Tabloids: Shiloh Jolie-Pitt's Pirate Movie Is Better Than Gosselin Drama

    This Week In Tabloids: Justin & Rihanna Plan Hookup; Kardashian Wedding "World Exclusive"

    This Week In Tabloids: Aniston's "Pregnant"; Justin's "Sweating" Rihanna

    This Week In Tabloids: Jon Has Coke-Fueled Threesome; Lindsay Takes Lil' Sis Bar-Hopping

    This Week In Tabloids: Jessica's "Desperate Hookup"; Kardashian Tweens Gone Wild

    This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay May Have Robbed Herself; Demi's "Never" Had Plastic Surgery
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    Image of limber limber
    11/05/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face
    I'm pretty sure I'm horrified by the Teen Wolf photo spread. That's not just shirtless, that's... I feel like I should call social services on the photographer.

    And possibly also report the tire.
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    Edited by limber at 11/05/09 4:12 AM limber was starred limber was unstarred
    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    11/04/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face
    They went to the premier together, and five minutes later is was dry. Hump. Heaven. #angelinalesbian
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    11/04/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face
    I'd like In Touch to do a "I Loved My Abortion" cover.

    "It was so awesome! Everyone at the clinic was really nice and respectful, and I was so relieved when that unwanted fetus was out of my womb and out of my life! Later, I celebrated by doing a line of coke. Suck it, babies!"
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    Image of hollygirl hollygirl
    11/04/09

    @lalaland13: yes. #angelinalesbian
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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    11/04/09

    @lalaland13: Oh my god, not funny. Horrible. #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    @ihateyourescalade: I thought it was funny. #angelinalesbian
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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    11/04/09

    @sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell: It would have been, but then crossed over into ghastly and senseless. #angelinalesbian
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    Image of GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11)
    11/05/09

    @lalaland13: Funny. And I've been called out on Jezebel in the last 24 hours for not having a sense of humor. #angelinalesbian
     Reply
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    Image of MerryLilly MerryLilly
    11/04/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face
    Lady Gaga + My Little Pony??!

    What are you doing to my awesome childhood memories, nooo #angelinalesbian
     Reply
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    Image of JLady JLady
    11/04/09

    @MerryLilly: I agree with you, and yet I totally love the Spock pony, so I'm torn. #angelinalesbian
     Reply
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    11/04/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face
    Taylor Lautner will never not be Shark Boy to me. As such, those pictures are terrifying. #angelinalesbian
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    11/04/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face
    Suri Cruise is 100% about to flip the bird on that In Touch cover. #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    @AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: She's not flipping the bird; she's putting up her dukes! She's clearly part of Baby Fight Club. She's pissed at Lourdes her for stealing the stripey leggings, and she's gonna take it out on her ass! #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    @rodmanstreet: Yeah, but Shiloh knows not to talk about that shit. #angelinalesbian
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    11/04/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face
    I once had a hair dresser who claimed she knew Josh before he was famous. She said he was a cheating asshole who dumped his girlfriend once he got rich.
    I take it with a grain of salt, but it does lend credence to this story. #angelinalesbian
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    Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was starred Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was unstarred
    Image of suspicious_package suspicious_package
    11/04/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.:

    At the risk of being disemvoweled:

    Did he like 'em ugly then, too? #angelinalesbian
     Reply
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    11/04/09

    @suspicious_package: Unacceptable. Seriously, what is wrong with you? #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    @SUNNY1: Heh. So many things. Just not my eyesight. #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    @suspicious_package: No. Not funny. And still unacceptable. #angelinalesbian
     Reply
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/04/09

    @SUNNY1: Yeah, seriously. Why wasn't that comment disemvoweled? #angelinalesbian
     Reply
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/04/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face
    That vintage Kim picture explains so much about the psychological reasons for her comical overgrooming. #angelinalesbian
     Reply
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    11/04/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face
    Dear Kate Hudson: people of all descriptions come with the last name Rodriguez. #angelinalesbian
     Reply
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    Image of Chuck Basketcase Chuck Basketcase
    11/04/09

    @AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: In support, I offer Cameron Diaz and Christina Aguilera. #angelinalesbian
     Reply
    AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope promoted this comment Chuck Basketcase was starred Chuck Basketcase was unstarred
    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    11/04/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face
    I must know, who wore the stripped leggings better! Who? Suri or Lourdes? #angelinalesbian
     Reply
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/04/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face
    Why is there no "click to enlarge" the picture of a dude licking Ed Westwick? This pic may be the only thing getting me through the day. #angelinalesbian
     Reply
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    Image of Dodai Dodai
    11/04/09


    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): My apologies... Try clicking this: #angelinalesbian
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/04/09

    @Dodai: Wonderful Dodai, some day we shall lick him together, you and I.

    Wow does that sound dirty.

    I stand by that, though. #angelinalesbian
     Reply
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    Image of hortense hortense
    11/04/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face
    "Twisted Lies! Drugs! Other Lovers!"

    Isn't this the plot of every soap opera ever?

    Like sands through the hourglass, so are the Days of Our Lives.
     Reply
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    Image of mattchew03 mattchew03
    11/04/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face

    While I appreciate In Touch's effort, nobody does Suri covers like Star. #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    @mattchew03: Ugh, I hate it when the images crop. Click on it for the full cover. #angelinalesbian
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    Image of dripdrop dripdrop
    11/04/09

    @mattchew03:

    MATTCHEW!!! What are you doing away from ONTD? #angelinalesbian
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    Image of mattchew03 mattchew03
    11/04/09

    @dripdrop: Hello! To whom to do I have the pleasure of speaking with?

    And I'm actually probably on Gawker as much as I'm on ONTD (if not more than). #angelinalesbian
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    Image of quatrevingtquatre quatrevingtquatre
    11/04/09

    @mattchew03:
    OMG YOU ARE THE ONTD MATTCHEW03?! I am in awe. #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    @quatrevingtquatre: Ha! As far as I know, I'm the only mattchew03. :)
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    Image of quatrevingtquatre quatrevingtquatre
    11/04/09

    @mattchew03:
    Haha well I have seen you here and I thought "Wait, is that Mattchew03 with my bb Ina Garten as an icon?" But I never thought to ask! #angelinalesbian
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    11/04/09

    @quatrevingtquatre: Ina brings people together!

    @zoethebitch: Very servicey! Thank you. #angelinalesbian
     Reply
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    11/04/09

    @mattchew03:

    It's startsstopping! I use the same awesome cat picture as my user icon on ONTD. #angelinalesbian
     Reply
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    Image of limber limber
    11/05/09

    @mattchew03: They must've gone archival for that image -- now Shiloh is rarely pictured without a weapon.

    Smart girl. #angelinalesbian
     Reply
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    Image of Elaken Elaken
    11/04/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face
    "Who wore it better?"

    On kids? *ugh* #angelinalesbian
     Reply
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    Image of ahpooks ahpooks
    11/04/09

    @Elaken: Too bad pregnant stars aren't showing off pictures of their 3D ultrasounds so we can tell whose fetus is better looking.
     Reply
    hellosunshine promoted this comment Edited by ahpooks at 11/04/09 2:09 PM ahpooks was starred ahpooks was unstarred
    Image of LaMorenita LaMorenita
    11/04/09

    @ahpooks: Her amniotic fluid SO clashes with the umbilical cord. WHAT was she thinking? #angelinalesbian
     Reply
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/04/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face
    I love Taylor and Taylor, because they both sort of look like sexy werewolves. #angelinalesbian
     Reply
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    11/04/09

    @morninggloria: I've decided they are too pretty. I bet they would have baby unicorns if they ever procreated together. #angelinalesbian
     Reply
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    Image of Understater Understater
    11/04/09

    @stacyinbean: I far prefer the Camilla Belle/Joe Jonas coupling! #angelinalesbian
     Reply
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