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This Week In Tabloids: Kylie Threw Her Birthday Gifts in the Garbage

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we round up all our Besties For the Resties, go to the Taylor Swift show, run into our favorite celebrities, befriend all of them, text them casually for the next few weeks, start hanging out IRL a couple months later, appear in each other’s Instagrams, and go to the Oscars with one… » 8/26/15 3:05pm Wednesday 3:05pm

This Week In Tabloids: Kylie Jenner Is Two Months Pregnant Again

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we go to Walt Disney World, run into FKA Bennifer 2.0, start following them around the park and texting friends sneaky pictures from afar, keep up with them for, oh, an hour or so, lose them somewhere in the line for Space Mountain, find them again in one of the dining areas, take a… » 8/19/15 3:30pm 8/19/15 3:30pm

This Week In Tabloids: Jennifer Aniston Keeps Getting More Fulfilled

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we hop on Ben Affleck’s plane, fly to Las Vegas, put on Tom Brady’s Super Bowl rings, drink on the strip, see Mariah Carey’s show, see Britney Spears’s show, then watch Ben play poker until it gets boring, go up to our room and stare at the sad, bright lights of Vegas out our window… » 8/12/15 2:55pm 8/12/15 2:55pm

This Week In Tabloids: Ben May Have Knocked That Nanny Up

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we get a job taking care of an A-list couple’s kids, fall in love with one of the parents, get fired, buy a new wardrobe, spend one to two months calling the paparazzi and informing them of our every move until the public suddenly decides we’re no longer interesting, and then accept a… » 8/05/15 1:55pm 8/05/15 1:55pm

This Week In Tabloids: Kylie and Tyga Are Literally Allegedly Married

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we think about Reese Witherspoon’s husband for the first time in two years, rewatch the dashcam footage of her arrest, and keep repeating “I am a U.S. citizen” in her voice while thinking, “You know what? I sort of wish she had won the Oscar for Wild.” This week: Julia Roberts and… » 7/29/15 1:40pm 7/29/15 1:40pm

This Week In Tabloids: Khloé, Kourtney, and Miranda Are All Pregnant

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we go out to dinner with our best friends Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert the day before they announce their divorce and listen to them make passive aggressive comments about each other’s orders like, “I thought you only ate meat when you were on tour with someone else?” and “The… » 7/22/15 2:55pm 7/22/15 2:55pm

This Week In Tabloids: JLaw Wants Chris Martin to Impregnate Her

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we move into a mansion in New Jersey only to find Gwyneth Paltrow has started sending us packages containing things like recipes for gluten-free versions of whatever we cooked the night before, moisturizers, cases of SmartWater, and sex tips based on what she’s “been observing through… » 7/15/15 3:10pm 7/15/15 3:10pm

March 1958 In Tabloids: Will Errol FIynn Take a Lie Detector Test?

Welcome to Midcentury Madness, where we hop in our ‘58 Chevy Impala, drive over to Elizabeth Taylor’s house, tell her we’re sorry about the death of her husband, remind her that she deserved the Oscar that year, and drink extra dirty gin martinis all night as she dishes about which guy she’s gonna start dating next.… » 7/09/15 4:30pm 7/09/15 4:30pm

This Week in Tabloids: Jennifer Aniston Is Married As Hell Right Now

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we get invited to Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux’s secret wedding, attend after signing a very strict NDA, have the time of our lives dancing with Courtney Cox and Frances McDormand, and keep our mouths shut about it until right now. This week: Jennifer Aniston got married and I… » 7/08/15 2:45pm 7/08/15 2:45pm

This Week In Tabloids: Tom Cruise Is Leaving Scientology, Xenu Is Mad

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we call up our old stripping buddies and make plans to have a wild weekend together that culminates at the country’s biggest stripper convention in Myrtle Beach and even though we didn’t think our adventures would be as fun as they were the first time around, they totally were. This… » 7/01/15 2:45pm 7/01/15 2:45pm

Meet Jezebel's Pets and Their Celebrity Lookalikes!

In the back of every issue of In Touch, you’ll find a feature called Double Creature in which the magazine publishes a photo of reader’s pet alongside the photo of its celebrity lookalike. Sometimes they work. Sometimes they don’t. But despite its hit-or-miss nature, Double Creature is an essential part of the weekly… » 6/25/15 4:00pm 6/25/15 4:00pm

This Week In Tabloids: Everyone's Calling Caitlyn Jenner a 'Diva' Now

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we give our best friend Kacey Musgraves a call and meet up for brunch, see a movie after, walk around the park and talk about life, get an afternoon snack at some place on the High Line, spend the evening at her house watching OITNB and ordering Seamless, and then wake up from a very… » 6/24/15 2:30pm 6/24/15 2:30pm

This Week In French Tabloids: Rihanna Is 'Craqué' for Benzema!

Welcome to a special Thursday edition of Midweek Madness, where we go to France, see Jurassic World with French subtitles, spot a billboard outside the theater for a tabloid called Oops! (the tagline is “Les scoops, c’est oops!”), run to the nearest newsstand, see Rihanna on the cover of its latest issue, and throw… » 6/18/15 7:10pm 6/18/15 7:10pm

This Week In Tabloids: Kate and William Are Moving To America!!!!!!!!!

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we throw balloons filled with pudding at the Wormers until they bring us copies of all the tabloids. This week: Jen’s divorce papers are real, Miley is losing too much weight, Kate and William are moving to AMERICA, and inTouch will never ever stop breaking Duggar news. » 6/10/15 3:30pm 6/10/15 3:30pm

This Week In Tabloids: Oh My God Kylie Is Pregnant With Scott's Baby

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we go to George and Amal’s house for dinner, sit down at the table with them, and then eat in silence throughout all 90 minutes of the seven-course meal. Today, Kylie is preggo and Scott’s the daddy-o, pregnant Kylie and not-pregnant Selena are on their way to rehab, the Duggars are a… » 6/03/15 4:40pm 6/03/15 4:40pm

This Week In Tabloids: No One Can Make Up Good Lies About Amal Clooney

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we get invited to leave Earth on a spaceship that will take us far away from all of this celebrity gossip. We pack our bags, say goodbye to our friends and families, hop on board the ship, and lift off into space. After months of hurtling through the void in which all things float, we… » 5/27/15 4:10pm 5/27/15 4:10pm

This Week In Tabloids: Brad Pitt Is a Fan of Having Sex With Men

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we impulse buy a first class ticket to Nice, take a train to Cannes, crash the red carpet, and scream compliments at Cate Blanchett until we are thrown into the sea by her bodyguards. Today, Justin dumped Jen after a 990-day engagement, Kylie is still pregnant, Kourtney is mad at… » 5/20/15 4:00pm 5/20/15 4:00pm

This Week In Tabloids: Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant and It's a Boy!

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we deal with the summer heat by drinking a ton of iced coffee but then we have to pull over in the middle of nowhere to use the bathroom so we knock on the door of the nearest home and realize that we’re at Bucklebury Manor and they let us use their bathroom but we have to walk… » 5/13/15 4:00pm 5/13/15 4:00pm

This Week In Tabloids: The Jenners Need to Lock Their Bedroom Doors!

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we take photos of ourselves for 10 years and then put them together in a 455-page book meant to be displayed on the coffee tables of complete strangers. Today we’ll be taking selfies with headlines about Kris Jenner being caught in bed with Lamar Odom, Kourtney getting her body back… » 5/06/15 3:00pm 5/06/15 3:00pm