This Week in Tabloids: Battle of the Celebrity Engagement Rings

Welcome back, friends. As always, Callie Beusman hitched a ride to the newsstand to pick up the latest issues of In Touch, Ok!, Star, Us, and Life & Style, so that together we can "read" them and you don't "have" to. This week: Prince George is a cover baby; Katy Perry is hooking up with Jared Leto, Diplo and Robert… » 4/23/14 3:10pm Yesterday 3:10pm

This Week in Tabloids: Miley in Danger of Drug-Induced Heart Attack

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Callie Beusman and I try to snuggle up to tabloid gossip, using the silky sheets from the new issues of Ok!, In Touch, Life & Style, Us, and Star. This week: One cover features a sonogram "dramatization" to "prove" that Angelina Jolie is knocked up; Tori Spelling offers TMI; and… » 4/16/14 3:20pm 4/16/14 3:20pm

This Week in Tabloids: Angelina and Brad's 'Bizarre' Parenting Methods

Welcome back to Midweek Madness. Every Wednesday, Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand to purchase the new issues of In Touch, Life & Style, Ok!, Us and Star, so that together we may dig into moist, rich celebrity tabloid dirt. This week: Tom Cruise is wearing his midlife crisis on his face; Kim Kardashian spent $23K… » 4/09/14 3:20pm 4/09/14 3:20pm

This Week in Tabloids: Miley Is Pregnant, Doesn't Know Who the Dad Is

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we bravely venture to the newsstand and to obtain and then paw through Life & Style, inTouch, Star, Us Weekly and OK! This week: There are literally one billion reasons why Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin broke up, and get ready to hear all of them; Selena Gomez and Justin… » 4/02/14 5:00pm 4/02/14 5:00pm

This Week in Tabloids: Justin and Selena Are Totally Getting Married

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we brave the wilds in order to obtain copies of Ok!, Star, Life & Style, inTouch and Us. This week, editors must be gnashing their teeth in fury because Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin consciously uncoupled one day after all the issues went to print, meaning that everyone ran… » 3/26/14 3:20pm 3/26/14 3:20pm

This Week in Tabloids: More Famous Guys From Lindsay Lohan's Fuck List

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand and buys the new issues of Ok!, In Touch, Life & Style, Star and Us. Together we endure the creepy-crawly feeling that comes from reading these mags. This week: A reconciliation for Khloe and Lamar; a fetus for Jennifer Aniston;… » 3/19/14 3:30pm 3/19/14 3:30pm

This Week in Tabloids: Lindsay Lohan's List of Dudes She Had Sex With

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand and together we "read" the celebrity tabloids so you don't have to. This week: Prince Harry is on the verge of proposing to Cressida Bonas; a green juice diet has turned Kristen Stewart into a "raging witch"; and Lindsay Lohan made a… » 3/12/14 2:45pm 3/12/14 2:45pm

This Week in Tabloids: Ellen and Portia to Drop Divorce Bombshell

Welcome back to Midweek Madness. Every Wednesday, the ever-intrepid Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand for the new issues of Us, In Touch, Life & Style, Ok! and Star, so that together we may study the dark magicks lurking in the celebrity grimoires. This week: Kate Middleton's knocked up with twins; Jared Leto is the … » 3/05/14 3:30pm 3/05/14 3:30pm

The Week in Tabloids: Kendall Jenner Steals Kim Kardashian Vogue Cover

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Callie Beusman makes a pilgrimage to the local newsstand and buys the latest issues of Ok!, In Touch, Life & Style, Us and Star. Together we "read" the "news" so you don't "have" to. This week: Nicole Richie is "scary skinny;" everyone hates The Bachelor; and new fashion it girl Kendall … » 2/26/14 3:10pm 2/26/14 3:10pm

This Week in Tabloids: Another Lady Quits The Bachelor ('He's a Jerk')

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, Callie Beusman skips to the newsstand to procure the celebrity weeklies (In Touch, Ok!, Us, Star, Life & Style) and together we peruse these silly nursery rhymes of gossip. This week: Kate Middleton is pregnant with a little princess; Juan Pablo is a "jerk" and an "asshole," … » 2/19/14 3:45pm 2/19/14 3:45pm

This Week In Tabloids: Bony Arms, Matchstick Legs and Eating Disorders

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, Callie Beusman hits the newsstand and together we thoughtfully analyze the celebrity tabloids: Ok!, Us, In Touch, Life & Style and Star. This week: There's an eating disorder issue full of "bony" arms and "matchstick" legs; there's an apology for incorrectly reporting facts; … » 2/12/14 3:45pm 2/12/14 3:45pm

This Week in Tabloids: Justin Cheated on Selena With Miley

Welcome back! Every Wednesday, Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand so that together we may dissect the celebrity tabloids, In Touch, Life & Style, Us, Ok! and Star. This week: Bruce Jenner is "stealing Kim's look"; Beyoncé is losing her curves; and Selena Gomez told folks in group therapy that Justin Bieber cheated on… » 2/05/14 5:00pm 2/05/14 5:00pm

This Week in Tabloids: Kim Doesn't Want Bruce in Wedding If He's Trans

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Callie Beusman and I ride the valiant tabloid steeds into the sunset of Gossiptown. This week's lies: Lindsay Lohan is drinking wine for breakfast and blowing rails of coke for lunch; Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke are not speaking to each other; and Kim Kardashian feels that… » 1/29/14 4:30pm 1/29/14 4:30pm

This Week in Tabloids: Khloe Kardashian Is Pregnant! Who's the Daddy?

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, Callie Beusman ventures out to the newsstand and picks up the latest issues of Ok, In Touch, Star, Life & Style and Us, so that together we may inhale the aromatic fragrances of gossip. This week: a Defense of Duck Dynasty; Her Majesty The Queen of England weighs in on… » 1/15/14 3:30pm 1/15/14 3:30pm

This Week in Tabloids: Beyoncé Refuses to Be a Kardashian Bridesmaid

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand down the street and we "read" the celebrity tabloids so you don't "have" to. This week: Demi Moore's new boyfriend is younger than her daughter's boyfriend; Nicole Richie is throwing up to stay skinny; and Beyoncé is just not feeling Kim … » 1/08/14 2:50pm 1/08/14 2:50pm

This Week in Tabloids: Miley Cyrus Partakes in Secret Lesbian Trysts

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which the sweet juices of celebrity gossip from the pages of Life & Style, Us Weekly, inTouch, OK! and Star leave us nursing horrific hangovers and musing upon our many regrets. This week: someone is going to write a career-ruining tell-all about how Miley Cyrus secretly hooks up with … » 1/02/14 3:30pm 1/02/14 3:30pm

This Week in Tabloids: Channing Tatum Put on Some Baby Weight

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, your foray into the dangerous wilderness of the celebrity tabloids. Every week, Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand for the new issues of In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Star and Us, and together we forage for "news." This week: Justin Theroux is pulling old bedpans out of the trash to… » 12/18/13 4:30pm 12/18/13 4:30pm

This Week in Tabloids: Prince Harry's Girl Goes to Princess Boot Camp

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we plumb the darkest depths of Us Weekly, OK!, Star, Life & Style and inTouch for secrets and esoteric knowledge. This week, Kim Kardashian's missing body has been located; Kelly Clarkson has won the weekly title of "PREGNANT & ALONE," and Cressida Bonas is getting shipped off to… » 12/11/13 3:10pm 12/11/13 3:10pm

This Week in Tabloids: A Detailed Analysis of Ke$ha's Plastic Surgery

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, your spelunking trip into the dark caves of the celebrity gossip tabloids. Every Wednesday, Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand and picks up the new issues of In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Star and Us, and together we navigate the stalagmites masquerading as "news." This week: Angie and… » 12/04/13 2:45pm 12/04/13 2:45pm