This Week In Tabloids: Leo Breaks the Pussy Posse's Golden Rule By Getting Engaged

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we go to our new magazine store, ask for the tabloids, get told they’re “not in yet,” take the train FOUR STOPS to the better, bigger, more reliable magazine store, buy the tabloids, take the train FOUR STOPS to get back to the office, read them while walking, and nearly get hit by a… »10/07/15 3:10pmWednesday 3:10pm

This Week In Tabloids: Taylor and Calvin Will Soon Welcome a Baby to the Stage

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we head to the magazine shop down the street, see a stack of brand new tabloids, get on our knees and pray to all the gods and goddesses for printing them on time this week. Today, Taylor Swift and Adam “Calvin Harris” Wiles are about to get married and have a baby, Kylie Jenner has… »9/23/15 2:52pm9/23/15 2:52pm

This Week In Tabloids: Whoops, There Are No Tabloids

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we go to our normal magazine shop, head to the section with the tabloids, find last week’s issues, ask the man behind the counter when the new ones will be delivered, are told there’s a “printing problem” and they they won’t be delivered until tonight or tomorrow, leave feeling… »9/16/15 2:30pm9/16/15 2:30pm

This Week In Tabloids: Trust Me, Beyoncé and Jay Z Are Definitely Splitting Up

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we get a call from Beyoncé, pause the episode of Cheers we’re watching on Netflix, answer the phone, say, “Bey? You there?” listen to her breathe into the phone for a few moments before finally saying, “It’s over,” after which all the lights in your home flicker and shake as you… »9/09/15 2:15pm9/09/15 2:15pm

This Week In Tabloids: Christine Ouzounian Leaves Her Pregnancy Tests Everywhere

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we get a text message from our best friend Jennifer Aniston that says, “:-\ Justin and I r getting a divorce,” sigh, roll our eyes, respond, “Awww bb want me to come over?” to which she responds, “sure, but i’m fine alone,” sigh again, roll our eyes again, hop in the car and head over… »9/02/15 2:30pm9/02/15 2:30pm

This Week In Tabloids: Kylie Threw Her Birthday Gifts in the Garbage

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we round up all our Besties For the Resties, go to the Taylor Swift show, run into our favorite celebrities, befriend all of them, text them casually for the next few weeks, start hanging out IRL a couple months later, appear in each other’s Instagrams, and go to the Oscars with one… »8/26/15 3:05pm8/26/15 3:05pm

This Week In Tabloids: Kylie Jenner Is Two Months Pregnant Again

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we go to Walt Disney World, run into FKA Bennifer 2.0, start following them around the park and texting friends sneaky pictures from afar, keep up with them for, oh, an hour or so, lose them somewhere in the line for Space Mountain, find them again in one of the dining areas, take a… »8/19/15 3:30pm8/19/15 3:30pm

This Week In Tabloids: Jennifer Aniston Keeps Getting More Fulfilled

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we hop on Ben Affleck’s plane, fly to Las Vegas, put on Tom Brady’s Super Bowl rings, drink on the strip, see Mariah Carey’s show, see Britney Spears’s show, then watch Ben play poker until it gets boring, go up to our room and stare at the sad, bright lights of Vegas out our window… »8/12/15 2:55pm8/12/15 2:55pm

This Week In Tabloids: Ben May Have Knocked That Nanny Up

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we get a job taking care of an A-list couple’s kids, fall in love with one of the parents, get fired, buy a new wardrobe, spend one to two months calling the paparazzi and informing them of our every move until the public suddenly decides we’re no longer interesting, and then accept a… »8/05/15 1:55pm8/05/15 1:55pm

This Week In Tabloids: Kylie and Tyga Are Literally Allegedly Married

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we think about Reese Witherspoon’s husband for the first time in two years, rewatch the dashcam footage of her arrest, and keep repeating “I am a U.S. citizen” in her voice while thinking, “You know what? I sort of wish she had won the Oscar for Wild.” This week: Julia Roberts and… »7/29/15 1:40pm7/29/15 1:40pm

This Week In Tabloids: Khloé, Kourtney, and Miranda Are All Pregnant

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we go out to dinner with our best friends Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert the day before they announce their divorce and listen to them make passive aggressive comments about each other’s orders like, “I thought you only ate meat when you were on tour with someone else?” and “The… »7/22/15 2:55pm7/22/15 2:55pm

This Week In Tabloids: JLaw Wants Chris Martin to Impregnate Her

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we move into a mansion in New Jersey only to find Gwyneth Paltrow has started sending us packages containing things like recipes for gluten-free versions of whatever we cooked the night before, moisturizers, cases of SmartWater, and sex tips based on what she’s “been observing through… »7/15/15 3:10pm7/15/15 3:10pm

March 1958 In Tabloids: Will Errol FIynn Take a Lie Detector Test?

Welcome to Midcentury Madness, where we hop in our ‘58 Chevy Impala, drive over to Elizabeth Taylor’s house, tell her we’re sorry about the death of her husband, remind her that she deserved the Oscar that year, and drink extra dirty gin martinis all night as she dishes about which guy she’s gonna start dating next.… »7/09/15 4:30pm7/09/15 4:30pm

This Week in Tabloids: Jennifer Aniston Is Married As Hell Right Now

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we get invited to Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux’s secret wedding, attend after signing a very strict NDA, have the time of our lives dancing with Courtney Cox and Frances McDormand, and keep our mouths shut about it until right now. This week: Jennifer Aniston got married and I… »7/08/15 2:45pm7/08/15 2:45pm

This Week In Tabloids: Tom Cruise Is Leaving Scientology, Xenu Is Mad

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we call up our old stripping buddies and make plans to have a wild weekend together that culminates at the country’s biggest stripper convention in Myrtle Beach and even though we didn’t think our adventures would be as fun as they were the first time around, they totally were. This… »7/01/15 2:45pm7/01/15 2:45pm

Meet Jezebel's Pets and Their Celebrity Lookalikes!

In the back of every issue of In Touch, you’ll find a feature called Double Creature in which the magazine publishes a photo of reader’s pet alongside the photo of its celebrity lookalike. Sometimes they work. Sometimes they don’t. But despite its hit-or-miss nature, Double Creature is an essential part of the weekly… »6/25/15 4:00pm6/25/15 4:00pm

This Week In Tabloids: Everyone's Calling Caitlyn Jenner a 'Diva' Now

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we give our best friend Kacey Musgraves a call and meet up for brunch, see a movie after, walk around the park and talk about life, get an afternoon snack at some place on the High Line, spend the evening at her house watching OITNB and ordering Seamless, and then wake up from a very… »6/24/15 2:30pm6/24/15 2:30pm

This Week In French Tabloids: Rihanna Is 'Craqué' for Benzema!

Welcome to a special Thursday edition of Midweek Madness, where we go to France, see Jurassic World with French subtitles, spot a billboard outside the theater for a tabloid called Oops! (the tagline is “Les scoops, c’est oops!”), run to the nearest newsstand, see Rihanna on the cover of its latest issue, and throw… »6/18/15 7:10pm6/18/15 7:10pm

This Week In Tabloids: Kate and William Are Moving To America!!!!!!!!!

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we throw balloons filled with pudding at the Wormers until they bring us copies of all the tabloids. This week: Jen’s divorce papers are real, Miley is losing too much weight, Kate and William are moving to AMERICA, and inTouch will never ever stop breaking Duggar news. »6/10/15 3:30pm6/10/15 3:30pm