This One Time, Kourtney Kardashian Dribbled Some Breast Milk Onto Kim's Leg

This is actually what Gen. Kurtz is referring to when he cries "The horror, the horror!" at the end of Heart Of Darkness: the exploits of the Klardashiarns take a bizarre turn on the upcoming episode of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami when Kourtney Kardashian dribbles some fresh breast milk onto Kim Kardashian's…
Jennifer Aniston Fires Back At Bill O'Reilly
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Watch 67 Sensitive Men Shed Hollywood Tears
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Naomi Campbell Wears Fur, Goes Bald; Tyra Banks Developing New Online Project
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- Underneath her wig, however, Campbell appeared nearly bald. [Daily Mail]
Man Says He Was MJ's Lover; Tito & Jenna Drop Charges
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Jessica Szohr Books Wal-Mart Campaign; Agyness Acts
- Whippersnappers from that show about the tragic lives of children with money, and that other show about the never-ending busywork of high school performing arts, are in the new campaign for the Wal-Mart brand OP. [People]
Caught In A Plaid Romance
[New York, March 19. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
Johnny Depp Is A Terrible Dancer; Details About Sarah Palin's TV Show Start To Surface
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Lindsay's Dad Wants Her Off Drugs; Did Matthew Fox Cheat On Wife With Stripper?
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BAFTA Fashions Banish The Mondays!
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Cameron Hooks Up With A-Rod; MJ's Doctor Charged With Manslaughter
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Angelina's Dialect Coach Denies Affair; Prince Inspired By Football
- Shocker: Angelina Jolie's dialect coach, Howard Samuelsohn, says that story in In Touch about an affair is "total bullshit." Samuelsohn tells Radar:
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- A photo has surfaced of Jessica Simpson out with Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins on Friday night. A source says they're "officially dating... she has fallen hard and is smitten."
