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    Between The Lines

    Mud/Funny

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    Image of NorthernLite NorthernLite
    11/19/09

    In reply to Between The Lines
    I thought they were in line for an H1N1 shot and was p.o.'d 'cos they don't look like the target population that's supposed to get the precious little doled-out serum.

    (And Christ, if I end up having noone else to take care of me when I'm a really olde I'd probably have to live with relatives in Grand Rapids or Texas.

    These are my choices?)
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    Image of andromache andromache
    11/18/09

    In reply to Between The Lines
    what the hell? their questionable taste in literature aside, why on earth do people actually wait in line like this? people, it's just a book, and there will be enough copies for everyone! you don't have to be the first to get one! the people who buy it two weeks later are getting the same book! and they're not waiting in line for hours!
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    Image of SharonTaint SharonTaint
    11/18/09

    In reply to Between The Lines
    This would be a great place to post an amazing excerpt of the review a friend of mine wrote:

    "Millions of copies will be sold of a book written by someone who can't write, intended for an audience that doesn't read, about the thoughts of a person who doesn't think. God is dead."
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    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    11/18/09

    In reply to Between The Lines
    Ugh, this makes me want to vomit a little.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/18/09

    In reply to Between The Lines
    They all have time to wait in line because no one in Michigan has a job.
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    Image of BearDownCBears BearDownCBears
    11/18/09

    @morninggloria: THEY TOOK AHR JAAAAAHHHHHBS
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    Image of LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman
    11/18/09

    In reply to Between The Lines
    I actually thought (hoped?) they were in line for New Moon.
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    11/18/09

    In reply to Between The Lines
    Chain-chain-chain... Chain of fools...
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Between The Lines
    Sad.
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    Image of Little Time Bomb Little Time Bomb
    07/08/09

    In reply to Mud/Funny
    Love to all the other Michigan Jezies! See you at mud day next year.
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    07/08/09

    In reply to Mud/Funny
    Beautiful picture of recreation in Lower Crapovia. Who can afford an amusement park with our unemployment rate?
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    Image of MakeFetch MakeFetch
    07/08/09

    In reply to Mud/Funny
    Just gross.
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    07/08/09

    @MakeFetch: Or, you know, fun.
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    07/08/09

    @labeled: Or really gross.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    07/08/09

    @MakeFetch: dude, its dirt and water. its not a vat of human feces.
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    07/08/09

    @MakeFetch: Or really fun.


    So, your play.


    Or you know, I'll just let you have this one.

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    Image of euterpe35 euterpe35
    07/08/09

    In reply to Mud/Funny
    some little lady is going to be washing mud out of her vj for *days*.
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    Image of RedBeansAndRiceDidMissHer RedBeansAndRiceDidMissHer
    07/08/09

    @euterpe35: I'm so glad I'm not the only one who was thrown off by, well, how much mud was in her crotch! Haha, looks like an absolute blast, but considering how much sand and dirt ends up in my own crotch when I just go to the beach and lay there very still, I can't even imagine what this would be like. Probably worth it though. :)
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    07/08/09

    I kind of feel like we're on the Seinfeld episode where Elaine may or may not be dating a black man, and no one is comfortable talking about it.


    Because I am sort of weirded out by looking up the crotch of what seems to be a 13yo wearing baggy tight-whities.

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    Image of BearDownCBears BearDownCBears
    07/08/09

    In reply to Mud/Funny
    How do these people have this much time on their hands? Oh RIGHT, no jobs in Michigan. Ugh.


    Wait till she has to clear the bar set for the Lions this year. Now THAT'S low.

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    07/08/09

    @BearDownCBears: HEY! we might win three games this season.
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    07/08/09

    @bluebears: To paraphrase John McCain, those wins have left Michigan, and it would be disingenuous of me to say they're coming back.


    BWAHAHA!

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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    07/08/09

    @BearDownCBears: uh huh. well we'll all be holding our breath over here waiting to see if Chicago has FINALLY resolved their little QB "problem."
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    07/08/09

    @bluebears: Eh, somebody's probably still got Erik Kramer on speed dial over at Halas Hall if we get in a pinch, right? :)
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    07/08/09

    @BearDownCBears: heh. who's Cutler gonna throw to? What you guys need is a GM who understands the need for several men at WR.
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    07/08/09

    @BearDownCBears: in all seriousness though, I think Cutler will help the Bears but was he worth 2 first round picks? really? He's not Tom Brady, shit he's not even Rivers.
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    07/08/09

    @bluebears: Uh...Hester? Orlando Pace was talking about trying to get Tory Holt to follow him from St. Louie. Shit, we were even talking to fucking PLAXICO for a while (oh fun). That ish will remian a mystery, I'll grant you that. But at least our QB can throw for over 25 yards at a time now.
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    07/08/09

    @BearDownCBears: Hester is the best bet, but he's coming off a tough season. I think he's decent, but they need more depth.
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    07/08/09

    In reply to Mud/Funny
    Oh hey, I work there. Well near that city, not in the lake of mud.
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    07/08/09

    @bluebears: I'm trying to imagine what job one would do in a lake of mud...
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    07/08/09

    @Zombie MissSkittles is not your kind of lady: I could be wrong but I'm betting that lake is located next to the district court. judge?
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    07/08/09

    In reply to Mud/Funny
    Recession style spa here I come!
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