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    Mud/Funny

    Small Wonders

    With All This Voting Going On, Who Will Protect Our Right To Swear With Impunity?

    Your Almost-Last-Minute Guide To Your State's Voter Supression Efforts

    Pushing Buttons

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    Image of Little Time Bomb Little Time Bomb
    07/08/09

    In reply to Mud/Funny
    Love to all the other Michigan Jezies! See you at mud day next year.
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    07/08/09

    In reply to Mud/Funny
    Beautiful picture of recreation in Lower Crapovia. Who can afford an amusement park with our unemployment rate?
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    Image of MakeFetch MakeFetch
    07/08/09

    In reply to Mud/Funny
    Just gross.
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    Image of labeled labeled
    07/08/09

    @MakeFetch: Or, you know, fun.
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    Image of MakeFetch MakeFetch
    07/08/09

    @labeled: Or really gross.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    07/08/09

    @MakeFetch: dude, its dirt and water. its not a vat of human feces.
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    07/08/09

    @MakeFetch: Or really fun.


    So, your play.


    Or you know, I'll just let you have this one.

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    Image of euterpe35 euterpe35
    07/08/09

    In reply to Mud/Funny
    some little lady is going to be washing mud out of her vj for *days*.
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    Image of RedBeansAndRiceDidMissHer RedBeansAndRiceDidMissHer
    07/08/09

    @euterpe35: I'm so glad I'm not the only one who was thrown off by, well, how much mud was in her crotch! Haha, looks like an absolute blast, but considering how much sand and dirt ends up in my own crotch when I just go to the beach and lay there very still, I can't even imagine what this would be like. Probably worth it though. :)
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    Image of labeled labeled
    07/08/09

    I kind of feel like we're on the Seinfeld episode where Elaine may or may not be dating a black man, and no one is comfortable talking about it.


    Because I am sort of weirded out by looking up the crotch of what seems to be a 13yo wearing baggy tight-whities.

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    Image of BearDownCBears BearDownCBears
    07/08/09

    In reply to Mud/Funny
    How do these people have this much time on their hands? Oh RIGHT, no jobs in Michigan. Ugh.


    Wait till she has to clear the bar set for the Lions this year. Now THAT'S low.

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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    07/08/09

    @BearDownCBears: HEY! we might win three games this season.
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    Image of BearDownCBears BearDownCBears
    07/08/09

    @bluebears: To paraphrase John McCain, those wins have left Michigan, and it would be disingenuous of me to say they're coming back.


    BWAHAHA!

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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    07/08/09

    @BearDownCBears: uh huh. well we'll all be holding our breath over here waiting to see if Chicago has FINALLY resolved their little QB "problem."
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    Image of BearDownCBears BearDownCBears
    07/08/09

    @bluebears: Eh, somebody's probably still got Erik Kramer on speed dial over at Halas Hall if we get in a pinch, right? :)
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    07/08/09

    @BearDownCBears: heh. who's Cutler gonna throw to? What you guys need is a GM who understands the need for several men at WR.
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    07/08/09

    @BearDownCBears: in all seriousness though, I think Cutler will help the Bears but was he worth 2 first round picks? really? He's not Tom Brady, shit he's not even Rivers.
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    07/08/09

    @bluebears: Uh...Hester? Orlando Pace was talking about trying to get Tory Holt to follow him from St. Louie. Shit, we were even talking to fucking PLAXICO for a while (oh fun). That ish will remian a mystery, I'll grant you that. But at least our QB can throw for over 25 yards at a time now.
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    07/08/09

    @BearDownCBears: Hester is the best bet, but he's coming off a tough season. I think he's decent, but they need more depth.
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    07/08/09

    In reply to Mud/Funny
    Oh hey, I work there. Well near that city, not in the lake of mud.
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    07/08/09

    @bluebears: I'm trying to imagine what job one would do in a lake of mud...
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    07/08/09

    @Zombie MissSkittles is not your kind of lady: I could be wrong but I'm betting that lake is located next to the district court. judge?
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    07/08/09

    In reply to Mud/Funny
    Recession style spa here I come!
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    07/08/09

    In reply to Mud/Funny
    They are all going to wash that mud off to reveal gorgeous, gorgeous skin. It's like a testing field for beauty products. Soon this will be marketed in NYC with a catchy name like PlaySpa, which will cost $$$.
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    Image of JerseyGrrrl JerseyGrrrl
    07/08/09

    In reply to Mud/Funny
    How much better would it be if that were chocolate???


    Sorry... I'm PMSin' bad. Let me dream.

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    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    07/08/09

    @JerseyGrrrl: Yup, she's menstrual.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    07/08/09

    In reply to Mud/Funny
    I like to imagine that this is what Jezebel flamewars look like.
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    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    07/08/09

    @tscheese: Complete with boy in the background wearing the "OH SHIZ" face.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    07/08/09

    @tscheese: Limbo stick included.
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    Image of LBB LBB
    07/08/09

    @Ipomoea is a joyful girl: I LOVE his expression.
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    Image of Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
    07/08/09

    @Ipomoea is a joyful girl: What is he worried about? He already has mud ALL OVER his face!
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    Image of LBB LBB
    07/08/09

    @Little Green Frog: He just knows that the girl is about to fall backwards into the mud. And then he will laaaaaauuugh...
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    Image of girl.of.your.dreams girl.of.your.dreams
    04/28/09

    In reply to Small Wonders
    From sadness to hilarity in .5 seconds. Now that's my kind of story.
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    Image of queenieinmanhattan queenieinmanhattan
    04/28/09

    In reply to Small Wonders
    Tornadoes are fascinating...and that dog is cute.
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    Image of cantstopwontstop cantstopwontstop
    04/28/09

    In reply to Small Wonders
    Call me a cynic or whatevs- but if I knew a 6lb lil' pup blew away in a storm, the first place I'd look is the wooded area within a mile of where she was last seen. That's common sense, not a sixth sense.


    **


    In other terrible chihuahua news- there was a raging community debate in the Beaches area of Toronto this winter about how to deal with a coyote who hopped a fence and took off with a chihuahua. [www.citynews.ca]


    In the end they went with "relocation" over "euthanasia" which makes sense, seeing as his only crime was being a coyote.

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    Image of elitza owns the last Enzo shirt elitza owns the last Enzo shirt
    04/28/09

    @cantstopwontstop: But in the Looney Tunes universe, being a coyote gets you thrown off a cliff, run into a wall, or squashed under an anvil. Where's the justice?
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    Image of hello.kitty hello.kitty
    04/28/09

    @cantstopwontstop: We have coyotes here. And I live in suburban Connecticut close to I-95.


    We think they're responsible for at least 4 missing cats in our neighborhood.

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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    04/28/09

    @cantstopwontstop: Torontonian here - that story angered me SO MUCH! It's not the coyote's fault that he wandered into the Beaches. He was just doing how coyotes do! I would be beyond upset and angry if my dog was attacked by a coyote but I would also know, that's the dangers of leaving the dog in the backyard with no supervision.
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    Image of argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw? argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?
    04/28/09

    @cantstopwontstop: i feel like this happens all over. there were problems with this in suburban chicago when i lived there, and the town i'm in now has had issues with coyotes snatching pets too.


    animals don't understand property lines. it cracks me up (even though i'm sad for the loss of pets- i'd be heartbroken) that the residents of my town, who are for the most part very intelligent and educated, can't grasp this.

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    Image of jianna jianna
    04/28/09

    In reply to Small Wonders
    Is this a bad time to say I wish my neighbor's chihuahua would get blown away because it never ever shuts up?
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    Image of hello.kitty hello.kitty
    04/28/09

    @jianna: Nor anyworse than me wishing for the neighbor's Min Pin to get blown away.
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    04/28/09

    In reply to Small Wonders
    Pet psychic? Now that they have their dog back, maybe this family has time to take a look at some pictures of this bridge I'm selling.
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