Lacey Holsworth, the 8-year-old who touched the hearts and minds of the Michigan State University student body will be getting a tribute on the school’s campus later this week. The students will paint a rock that serves as the school’s bulletin board in her honor.

George Will, the fossilized Washington Post columnist who only gets attention when he writes something moronic about rape, has been chosen as Michigan State University's commencement speaker. Not happy: Michigan State University students, who are calling on MSU to rescind his invitation and, if they don't, plan to…

The course — being taught online, so you don't have to leave home and risk having your brain eaten — is called "Surviving the Coming Zombie Apocalypse: Catastrophes & Human Behavior." Apparently the zombie attacks for class purposes will be simulated.