HOLLYWOOD, CA - MAY 07: Actress Michelle Pfeiffer (L) and actor Johnny Depp arrive at the premiere of Warner Bros. Pictures' 'Dark Shadows' at Grauman's Chinese Theatre on May 7, 2012 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images) » 5/08/12 10:30pm 5/08/12 10:30pm

In an interview with Parade, Michelle Pfeiffer (who is lovely) attempts to convince the world that her new movie Dark Shadows is not the latter-day Burton/Depp self-indulgent cinematic queef you think it is. Or wait, it is. But this is a good part: » 5/05/12 5:45pm 5/05/12 5:45pm

[On the set of New Year's Eve, the likely vom-com from the people who gave you Valentine's Day. This darker hair is reminiscent of Married To The Mob, is it not? New York, February 23. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.] » 2/24/11 4:37pm 2/24/11 4:37pm

• Tony Romo broke up with Jessica Simpson the night before her 29th birthday on July 10, which is especially tragic because she had planned a Barbie and Ken themed party.
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Earlier this week, I went to a Women And Hollywood screening of Chéri and afterward, there was a panel discussion about cougars, roles for "older" actresses, and why Oscar-nominated actress Michelle Pfeiffer has to compete with Megan Fox. » 6/26/09 3:00pm 6/26/09 3:00pm

"There's this tremendous pressure off [after age 50] – you deserve to have a wrinkle, you deserve to have a little pooch on your tummy." And! "I so hate the term cougar!" — Michelle Pfeiffer, to In Style. [Just Jared] » 6/17/09 9:40am 6/17/09 9:40am

• Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have broken up. Again. This report claims:
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[New York, June 16. Image via INF] » 6/16/09 5:50pm 6/16/09 5:50pm

• As you'll recall, Shia LaBeouf injured his hand in a car crash in July 2008. He says: "I'll never be back to 100 percent or have full recovery." And:
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• Michelle Obama wore French-born Brooklyn-based designer Sophie Theallet to unveil a bust of Sojourner Truth at Emancipation Hall yesterday. Naturally, journalistically, WWD asked the designer to specify the First Lady's measurements. Theallet declined. [WWD]
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• Lindsay Lohan has supposedly been spending time with "a different man every night" since breaking up with Sam Ronson:
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• This report calls Jennifer Aniston "lovelorn" and "notoriously unlucky-in-love" but explains that she has "set her sights" on Gerard Butler, which is "cause for renewed optimism." What does all this really mean? It's simple:
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[Berlin, February 10. Image via Flynet] » 2/11/09 2:50pm 2/11/09 2:50pm

*Inspired by Shirley MacLaine's assertion that the best parts for actresses fall into one of the above categories. » 2/12/08 9:30am 2/12/08 9:30am

[Vancouver, British Columbia; December 3. Image via Flynet] » 12/04/07 10:15am 12/04/07 10:15am

• OMG! International Herald Tribune fashion critic Suzy Menkes and designer Marc Jacobs have somehow settled their seemingly-insurmountable differences! After their tiff in New York over Marc's really late fashion show, Marc left Menkes a Marc Jacobs T-shirt with a pretty bow on her seat at Louis Vuitton on Sunday. And …