U.S. first lady Michelle Obama dances with pre-kindergarten students while she visits the Savoy School May 24, 2013 in Washington, DC. The Savoy School, once one of the lowest performing schools in the District of Columbia, has shown significant signs of improvement since being designated as one of eight schools…

Fun with FLOTUS and Olivia Pope!

Re-watch your VHS of the Oscar-winning Julia Stiles rom-com The Prince And Me, because Prince Harry is on our shores and hearts are motherfucking AFLUTTER. Michelle Obama and Jill Biden surprised their guests at a White House Mother's Day ceremony when the Royal Ginger Apparated in front of the crowd.

Match.com enthusiast Martha Stewart cannot, for the life of her, remember why she didn't try to go down to Pound Town back in her days as a preppy young thing who worked at a pastry shop outside a Ralph Lauren store in Connecticut and occasionally sold Hubbell Gardner scones or whatever. Lady, I feel THAT.

Grab all the Kleenex, and be prepared to shout out things like "yes!" and "MARRY ME MICHELLE OBAMA!" as the FLOTUS gives a blazing, heart-wrenching speech about how the United States needs to go to bat for our most precious resource — our children. Possibly cheesy, definitely true.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Aaaahahahahahahah. Look at his little face! Justin Timberlake and wife Jessica Biel spent some time with Barack and Michelle Obama at the White House today. Justin was there to participate in a student workshop called "Soulsville, USA: The History of Memphis Soul." Everyone was pumped.

In an interview with CBS about the difficulty of maintaining proper family nutrition/your sanity when you have a hectic schedule, First Lady Michelle Obama proves her point when she refers to herself as a "busy single mother." It's so difficult that sometimes you forget important details like the fact that you're still…

Oscar de la Renta shared some more passive-aggressive words about Michelle Obama with the press. "It is a relation that began poorly and I think it will end the same way," said the designer of the First Lady. "An anonymous woman on the street is the woman who influences fashion today, not a movie star or a first lady."…

What a difference four years make. In addition to going from "already gorgeous" to "even gorgeouser," the Michelle Obama's new Vogue cover (on newsstands March 26) is considerably more...relaxed, let's say, compared to her first appearance in 2009. And why wouldn't she be happily exhaling? Her job certainly hasn't gotten…

Here's one lucky dog and his fabulous first lady best friend strutting around the White House lawn.