Michele Bachmann Calls Moses America's 'Greatest Lawmaker'

On Tuesday, noted idiot Michele Bachmann took to the House floor to give a farewell speech fully rooted in the batshit reality that exists in her mind and her mind only. In another downright superb display of the ignorance that's she's shown consistently since we all learned her name, Bachmann credited Moses as our… » 12/11/14 1:10pm 12/11/14 1:10pm

Retiring Senator Cannot Resist Comparing Joni Ernst to Taylor Swift 

Retiring Iowa Senator Tom Harkin has opened his yap and letting a tide of sexist crap flow out. And — as absurd as it might seem — this gaffe up might cost the Democratic party a Senate seat and hand it to an NRA darling who believes that IUD's should be outlawed. » 11/03/14 3:30pm 11/03/14 3:30pm

Jon Voight: Angelina Jolie Should Play Michele Bachmann In a Movie

As the midterm elections draw nigh, so too does the end of of Michele Bachmann's career in the US House of Representatives, and minds shift to what the Minnesota Loon will do in her post-legislative career. Run for President? Go on Fox and get paid to talk out of her ass about Islam, like, as a job? Be the subject of… » 10/28/14 1:40pm 10/28/14 1:40pm

Michele Bachmann Word Vomits That LGBT People Are Pedophiles

Republican Congress Critter and would-be-cartoon villain, Michele Bachmann, is at it again. This time she's claiming LGBT+ individuals are out to abolish the age of consent in order to sexually assault children. » 7/30/14 10:00pm 7/30/14 10:00pm

Irrelevant Michele Bachmann Accuses LGBT Community of Bullying

Ever the "pay attention to me and do it NOW" sort, conservative-legend-in-her-own-mind Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn) labeled LGBT opposition to Arizona SB 1062 and its subsequent veto at the hands of Governor Jan Brewer (R) as "bullying the American people." Yes, because that's totally the direction bullying goes… » 3/12/14 3:45pm 3/12/14 3:45pm

US Not Ready For a Woman President, Says Woman Who Ran For President

Minnesota Congressman Michele Bachmann has issued her edict on the chances Hillary Clinton's theoretical campaign would have during a theoretical 2016 election: not good. Mostly because America simply isn't ready for a female President. I bet the schmucks who donated to Bachmann's 2012 Presidential campaign feel… » 2/20/14 1:30pm 2/20/14 1:30pm

Michele Bachmann Claims She Lost Her Insurance Because THANKS OBAMA

Yesterday, Congressman and world's foremost authority on being a hateread made flesh Michele Bachmann appeared on CNN to discuss her favorite topic, "Obama Bad. More like Nobama (sits back crossing arms, raises eyebrows smugly)." During her appearance opposite strategist Paul Begala, she claimed that thanks to Obama… » 11/15/13 12:20pm 11/15/13 12:20pm

Michele Bachmann: 'I Have Never Done Twerking in My Life'

Michele Bachmann has finally broken her heavy silence on Miley Cyrus's send up of the Minnesota Congressman on last weekend's SNL. She humblebragged about it. » 10/09/13 2:20pm 10/09/13 2:20pm

Michele Bachmann Outcrazies Herself In Bizarre 'End Times' Interview

Minnesota Congresswoman and firebrand head of the Congressional Whackadoodle Caucus went on the radio this weekend to talk about, I don't know, what she normally talks about I guess? Word barf that reads like Tea Party Magnetic poetry in a blender? But what she ended up talking about — in an excited, unsettlingly… » 10/08/13 12:40pm 10/08/13 12:40pm

Join John Boehner and Michele Bachmann for a Super-Gross House Party

No, Miley Cyrus didn’t use the vaunted stage at NBC to douse her social media feud with Sinéad O’Connor with gasoline. She did, however, manage to participate in a “We Can’t Stop” parody that was just as topical. » 10/06/13 12:30pm 10/06/13 12:30pm

Who's Really to Blame for the Looming Government Shutdown? Sluts.

And they say that in 2013 women still don't have any power. Behold, the US government, steward of the most powerful and wealthy country in the world, is about to be brought to its knees by a group of post-fertile conservatives who, more than anything, fear a loosening of their demographic's grip over the choices of… » 9/30/13 12:40pm 9/30/13 12:40pm

Ex-Gay Pride Cancelled Because ‘Anti-Ex-Gay Extremism’

The "ex-gay" movement has been going through a rough patch. After its celebrity figurehead Marcus Bachmann was revealed to be using Christian ex-gay therapy tactics, with Medicaid funding no less, one its biggest groups, Exodus International, renounced its anti-gay mission and methods in a shocking change of heart.… » 7/16/13 10:30pm 7/16/13 10:30pm

Surprise, Surprise: The HPV Vaccine Works Wonders

The pervasiveness of cancer-causing strands of the human papillomavirus (HPV) has dropped by half among teenage girls in the last decade, thanks to the vaccine that was just introduced in 2006. Additionally: kindly fuck off, Michele Bachmann. » 6/19/13 5:00pm 6/19/13 5:00pm

Republicans Continue to Be Mystified by the Secrets of the Lady Vote

Michele Bachmann's leaving Congress (and, fingers crossed, the planet — we hear Pluto's Senate is too ethical). Sarah Palin still inspires reality TV shows and biopics but not much more. Thus, NBC wonders how the GOP will solve its lady voter problem if these bastions of feminism can't lead the way. Dumb question,… » 6/03/13 3:40pm 6/03/13 3:40pm

Let Michele Bachmann Tell You Why She's Not Seeking Reelection

Here's Michele Bachmann being pretty damn vague about why she's leaving Congress. Did you shudder when she called you her "good friend," or was that just me? » 5/29/13 10:00am 5/29/13 10:00am

Here's That Hot Michele Bachmann Fantasy Sex Book You Didn't Ask For

Have you ever hated Michele Bachmann so much that you just want to furiously diddle yourself? Now you have a legitimate excuse to do so. Publishing company Badlands Unlimited will be releasing an erotic book based on the fiery politician for a sweaty, sticky, hot summer read. » 5/22/13 9:40am 5/22/13 9:40am

Minnesota About to Become 12th State to Legalize Marriage Equality

Minnesota will most likely become the 12th state to legalize same-sex marriage when Gov. Mark Dayton signs it into law tomorrow. It's a good day for love, folks! » 5/13/13 9:30pm 5/13/13 9:30pm

The Bachmann Kids Want You to Start Referring to Michele Bachmann as…

Supporters of Michele Bachmann may have been a little startled this morning when they received an email from Lucas Bachmann, Michele's son and little Tea Party brat in the making, with the subject "Mom's birthday." It's mom's birthday? Wait, who's mom? My mom's? No, it's MOM'S birthday. Mommy Michele, of course! How… » 4/05/13 7:00pm 4/05/13 7:00pm

Michele Bachmann's Political Career Is a Parody of a Tragedy

If Michele Bachmann's congressional career were a House of Cards-style political drama, it would probably last for about six, one-hour episodes, Bachmann would be played by a tyrannical muppet, and every scene that didn't include her would feature real actors engaged in some variation of the following conversation: » 3/25/13 4:20pm 3/25/13 4:20pm

Michele Bachmann Claims Obamacare Will 'Literally' Kill Women, Is…

Head without a brain, Michele Bachmann, took to the floor of the House to warn American citizens that Obamacare is coming to murder us all. Hide your kids, hide your wife, because Obamacare is literally killing everyone around here. Literally. » 3/21/13 9:15pm 3/21/13 9:15pm