Michele Bachmann Calls Moses America's 'Greatest Lawmaker'

On Tuesday, noted idiot Michele Bachmann took to the House floor to give a farewell speech fully rooted in the batshit reality that exists in her mind and her mind only. In another downright superb display of the ignorance that's she's shown consistently since we all learned her name, Bachmann credited Moses as our… » 12/11/14 1:10pm 12/11/14 1:10pm

Jon Voight: Angelina Jolie Should Play Michele Bachmann In a Movie

As the midterm elections draw nigh, so too does the end of of Michele Bachmann's career in the US House of Representatives, and minds shift to what the Minnesota Loon will do in her post-legislative career. Run for President? Go on Fox and get paid to talk out of her ass about Islam, like, as a job? Be the subject of… » 10/28/14 1:40pm 10/28/14 1:40pm

Irrelevant Michele Bachmann Accuses LGBT Community of Bullying

Ever the "pay attention to me and do it NOW" sort, conservative-legend-in-her-own-mind Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn) labeled LGBT opposition to Arizona SB 1062 and its subsequent veto at the hands of Governor Jan Brewer (R) as "bullying the American people." Yes, because that's totally the direction bullying goes… » 3/12/14 3:45pm 3/12/14 3:45pm

US Not Ready For a Woman President, Says Woman Who Ran For President

Minnesota Congressman Michele Bachmann has issued her edict on the chances Hillary Clinton's theoretical campaign would have during a theoretical 2016 election: not good. Mostly because America simply isn't ready for a female President. I bet the schmucks who donated to Bachmann's 2012 Presidential campaign feel… » 2/20/14 1:30pm 2/20/14 1:30pm

Michele Bachmann Claims She Lost Her Insurance Because THANKS OBAMA

Yesterday, Congressman and world's foremost authority on being a hateread made flesh Michele Bachmann appeared on CNN to discuss her favorite topic, "Obama Bad. More like Nobama (sits back crossing arms, raises eyebrows smugly)." During her appearance opposite strategist Paul Begala, she claimed that thanks to Obama… » 11/15/13 12:20pm 11/15/13 12:20pm

Michele Bachmann Outcrazies Herself In Bizarre 'End Times' Interview

Minnesota Congresswoman and firebrand head of the Congressional Whackadoodle Caucus went on the radio this weekend to talk about, I don't know, what she normally talks about I guess? Word barf that reads like Tea Party Magnetic poetry in a blender? But what she ended up talking about — in an excited, unsettlingly… » 10/08/13 12:40pm 10/08/13 12:40pm

Who's Really to Blame for the Looming Government Shutdown? Sluts.

And they say that in 2013 women still don't have any power. Behold, the US government, steward of the most powerful and wealthy country in the world, is about to be brought to its knees by a group of post-fertile conservatives who, more than anything, fear a loosening of their demographic's grip over the choices of… » 9/30/13 12:40pm 9/30/13 12:40pm

Ex-Gay Pride Cancelled Because ‘Anti-Ex-Gay Extremism’

The "ex-gay" movement has been going through a rough patch. After its celebrity figurehead Marcus Bachmann was revealed to be using Christian ex-gay therapy tactics, with Medicaid funding no less, one its biggest groups, Exodus International, renounced its anti-gay mission and methods in a shocking change of heart.… » 7/16/13 10:30pm 7/16/13 10:30pm

Republicans Continue to Be Mystified by the Secrets of the Lady Vote

Michele Bachmann's leaving Congress (and, fingers crossed, the planet — we hear Pluto's Senate is too ethical). Sarah Palin still inspires reality TV shows and biopics but not much more. Thus, NBC wonders how the GOP will solve its lady voter problem if these bastions of feminism can't lead the way. Dumb question,… » 6/03/13 3:40pm 6/03/13 3:40pm

The Bachmann Kids Want You to Start Referring to Michele Bachmann as…

Supporters of Michele Bachmann may have been a little startled this morning when they received an email from Lucas Bachmann, Michele's son and little Tea Party brat in the making, with the subject "Mom's birthday." It's mom's birthday? Wait, who's mom? My mom's? No, it's MOM'S birthday. Mommy Michele, of course! How… » 4/05/13 7:00pm 4/05/13 7:00pm

Michele Bachmann's Political Career Is a Parody of a Tragedy

If Michele Bachmann's congressional career were a House of Cards-style political drama, it would probably last for about six, one-hour episodes, Bachmann would be played by a tyrannical muppet, and every scene that didn't include her would feature real actors engaged in some variation of the following conversation: » 3/25/13 4:20pm 3/25/13 4:20pm