Amanda Bynes Says She Definitely Didn't Do Any of That Stuff People Saw…

Blablanda Blynes is pleading not guilty to her charge of driving with a suspended license, even though even my dead grandma knows she was totally driving with a suspended license. BLABLEGGEDLY. Talk more! Let's talk more about this! » 10/15/12 8:45pm 10/15/12 8:45pm

Inside The Salahis' Very Messy, Very Entertaining Divorce

Although their run on reality television is over (for now) after The Real Housewives of D.C. was canceled last year, White House gate-crashers Tareq and Michaele Salahi have managed to remain in tabloid headlines, captivating the nation with tales of their divorce that involve kidnapping, adultery, Journey, and a dead… » 1/05/12 12:20pm 1/05/12 12:20pm

The Year Love Died: 2011’s Most Crushing Celebrity Break-Ups

When it comes to love, 2011 has had a few ups: Jennifer Aniston finally found someone who can fill the Brad-Pitt-shaped hole in her heart, and Kate Middleton and Prince William won our hearts with their intimate little wedding. (Don't forget how he drove her around in that convertible afterwards. It doesn't get more… » 12/30/11 11:10am 12/30/11 11:10am

Tareq Salahi's Dog Dies, Causing Him To "Lose Two Bitches In One Week"

Ugh. The bad news: Tareq Salahi and suddenly-estranged wife Michaele Salahi (née Michelle Ann Holt, nickname: "Missy") refuse to go away. The good news: They're having a run of bad luck. We would never wish ill upon strangers, but karma is a boomerang, is it not? So when you spew half-truths and lies, get all dolled… » 9/19/11 4:45pm 9/19/11 4:45pm

Everybody Panic, Michaele Salahi Has Been Kidnapped!

Tareq Salahi of White House party-crashing fame is claiming that his wife Michaele has been kidnapped. Even worse, she's apparently being forced to tell people she's okay. » 9/14/11 12:45pm 9/14/11 12:45pm

Since When Were The Salahis Credible Sources?

The New York Times published a rather lengthy article this week about how Tareq and Michaele Salahi—the couple who starred on The Real Housewives of D.C. and "allegedly" crashed President Obama's first state dinner—are still trying to extend their 15 minutes of fame. Hold the phone—washed-up reality stars are still… » 8/04/11 7:10pm 8/04/11 7:10pm

Here's That Michaele Salahi Song You Didn't Ask For

It doesn't matter that The Real Housewives of D.C. has officially been cancelled—Michaele Salahi is still engaging in what's become a Housewife rite of passage by releasing a song on iTunes today called "Bump It." Salahi claims she was inspired to record the song after Oprah told her "Wow, you have an amazing… » 5/11/11 1:10pm 5/11/11 1:10pm

Turns Out Michaele Salahi Was Just Crashing Celebrity Rehab

Michaele Salahi has been kicked off of Celebrity Rehab. Sources reveal she was asked to leave because she "has no addiction." and "no reason to be there." Come on! Is there no cure for famewhoring? [TMZ, The Hollywood Gossip] » 3/09/11 9:00am 3/09/11 9:00am

The Adventures of Lindsay, Part 473: Trouble (?), Riches, and…

The Best View Scandals Of 2010

Between landing the first-ever daytime TV interview with the President, Barbara's new cow heart, Elisabeth Hasselbeck's tears, and the kerfuffle with Bill O'Reilly, 2010 has been a banner year for the ladies on The View. » 12/29/10 3:25pm 12/29/10 3:25pm

10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Michaele Salahi tries to say she left the State Dinner because she didn't like the food, Kathie Lee Gifford gets sexually scary with Andy Cohen, and a scarecrow outrages a community. » 10/22/10 6:58pm 10/22/10 6:58pm

10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Dr. Oz and Oprah pop the world's biggest pimple, Wendy Williams deep fries one of her wigs, and Michaele Salahi tries her hardest to cry. » 10/15/10 7:14pm 10/15/10 7:14pm

10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, bisexual apes on Oprah, Dr. Oz answers a question about a sleeping vagina, and an 82-year-old woman says "fuck" on the evening news. » 10/08/10 6:55pm 10/08/10 6:55pm

Salahis Inexplicably Feel "Vindicated" By Footage That Clearly Shows…

Last night's season finale of RHODC showed the Salahis passing the first security checkpoint at the White House, even though their names were not on the list. Oddly, on Watch What Happens, the couple said this footage completely exonerates them. » 10/08/10 11:28am 10/08/10 11:28am

Salahi 101: A Guide To The Lawsuits & Lies

What's offensive about Michaele and Tareq Salahi is that they think they can snow over the public into believing they are who they say they are. Here, we break down each of their outrageous lies, lawsuits, and bankruptcies. » 10/04/10 2:16pm 10/04/10 2:16pm

D.C. Housewives Break The Fourth Wall

Last night's episode finally got around to the Salahis' infamous attendance to the White House state dinner. When Michaele couldn't produce the couple's supposed invitation for the cameras, a producer stepped in for the first time in Real Housewives history. » 10/01/10 11:15am 10/01/10 11:15am

Michaele Salahi Has Herself Made Into An Action Figure

HeroBuilders.com has released a Michaele Salahi action figure, perfect for crashing your kids' tea parties. According to the company's founder, the doll wasn't their idea — "We actually got a call from her agent." » 9/24/10 12:22pm 9/24/10 12:22pm

Tim Gunn Hates On Pretty Much Everyone, From Suri To The Salahis

Continuing his "Fuck You" tour in support of his new book, the Project Runway mentor stopped by Access Hollywood yesterday to shit-talk Suri Cruise, Lindsay Lohan, Lady Gaga, and the Salahis (who were listening in on a live feed). » 9/17/10 12:09pm 9/17/10 12:09pm

Michaele Salahi Says She Has Multiple Sclerosis

In a new "tell-all book written with the [Salahis'] cooperation," the Real Housewife says that the disease explains her thinness, and that it was a spell of symptoms that sent her home early from that White House dinner she crashed. » 9/15/10 10:22am 9/15/10 10:22am