Welcome to Shade Court, where Judge Brown is in absolutely no mood for your bullshit.
The Android app Dog Wars, which lets players "feed, water, train and fight your virtual dog," certainly sounds distasteful. And now it's off the market, thanks to unlikely team of Alicia Silverstone and Michael Vick.
Eagles quarterback and infamous former dogfighter Michael Vick was slated to to tape an interview with Oprah today, but he pulled out at the last minute. What's behind this change of heart?
- Though Kate Gosselin recently insisted on Entertainment Tonight that her children Alexis and Collin weren't expelled from school, sources say they were asked to leave after physically abusing other students and injuring an adult.
• Residents of Mansfield, MA are not happy with a new salon about to be opened in their town. "Knockouts" is a Texas-based chain that offers "haircuts for men" from women dressed in boxing gear. •
Joel Madden is reportedly planning to get a tattoo with his baby's name on it in late January after Nicole Richie pops out their spawn. Potential baby names? Ryan, Lennon, Casey and Dylan to reflect Joel's "Irish heritage." • Evil dog murderer Michael Vick is sentenced to 23 months in the pokey. Did he deserve more…
- Poor Fergie reportedly barfed all over herself while at the Minnesota State Fair. Maybe it was all the fried food on a stick? [Dlisted]
- Speaking of Minnesota: Republican Senator Larry Craig got busted by the police for "lewd behavior" in the gentleman's room of a Minnesota airport. Hasn't the Land Of 10,000 Lakes been…
Moe is being interrogated by El Al as I type this, which means that her stock market/foreign policy-illuminating "Evening Purge" will be on hiatus until she returns from The Homeland next week. (My homeland, she keeps telling me. Not hers. Whatevs.) And so, back by not popular demand, my Bush-hating, animal-loving…