• Uh-oh. Sandra Bullock has left the family home.

The Guardian's Marcus Morgan offers a spirited defense of bisexuality against various generalizations. But he still offers one of his own: that everyone's actually bi.

[New York, December 2. Image via Splash.]

[New York, October 21. Image via Splash.]

[Becki Newton, Naomi Campbell and Michael Urie on the set of "Ugly Betty," Los Angeles, April 30. Images via Splash.]

Unlike previous incarnations, the 2008 Miss America Pageant, taking place this Saturday night, is going to be more "modern" (read: less middle-aged lady makeup, more spunk), or so says Ugly Betty's Michael Urie of TLC's Miss America: Reality Check. But holy shit: Judging from the photos of the young women "performing"…