At least that's what we think Sophie B. Hawkins said. Slate, why must you tease us so?

That's Steele's response to assertions Pelosi has made, that the GOP's been taking foreign donations. "Disclose it, Nancy," he said on Meet the Press, meaning "evidence." Kinda nasty, but gender-neutral. Clearly he must've seen our complaint about "manning up."

Last night, The Daily Show asked the key questions of the RNC sex-club scandal: "Have we become so politically correct that a party operative can no longer use political donations to [fulfill] his or her thirst for hot simulated bondage?"

• Though the RNC is investigating/denying that Steele ever went to the bondage-themed nightclub that was charged to the GOP tab, party bigwigs are calling for his resignation.

A glimpse into the sexual proclivities of California Republicans: "Eyepatch" underwear, a post-gay-club drunk-driving incident, and now, "a bondage-themed nightclub featuring topless women dancers imitating lesbian sex," with Michael Steele on the RNC dime.

A new purity test for Republicans seeking party support asks if potential GOPers support of the Defense of Marriage Act, are against government funding for abortion, and are ready to bow down and fellate the ghost of Ronald Reagan.

"GOP leaders, in a private meeting last month, delivered a blunt and at times heated message to RNC Chairman Michael Steele: quit meddling in policy." Remember, Michael, they just want you to stand there and look black. [Politico]

As expected, within a day of Jimmy Carter blaming racism for "an overwhelming portion of the intentionally demonstrated animosity toward Barack Obama," politicians — including many Democrats — began rushing to rebut the notion.

RNC Chairman Michael Steele writes in a Washington Post column today that he will protect senior citizens from health care reform and "prevent government from dictating the terms of end-of-life care."