Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy Split, Rain Falls on the Grassy Knoll of…

Next time you're in a Walgreens or a Duane Reade and you see that bizarre Taylor Swift display with the swag and the CDs and shit, offer your condolences to her 2-dimensional cardboard likeness, for she and Conor Kennedy are no more. Apparently the two "quietly parted ways awhile ago" and "it was a distance thing."… » 10/26/12 9:00am 10/26/12 9:00am

Fifty Strokes of Gay: The Wonderfully Weird World of Filthy Olympic…

If you can dream it, someone has written dirty fanfiction about it. There's sexy fanfiction about everything imaginable — from Thomas the Tank Engine to RENT to Rainbow Brite. Years ago, I followed a blog called World Cup Sexual Frustration, which alternated between posting pictures of soccer players, which is what… » 8/09/12 5:00pm 8/09/12 5:00pm

It's Official: Katy Perry Is Having Naked Sleepovers at John Mayer's…

Am I the last person to find this out? Oh my god, it's perfect. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god, it's perfect!!! OH MY GOD. It's perfect!!!!! Apparently Katy Perry and John Mayer have been spotted hanging out together and now they're having "sleepovers" at his house (LIKE INTERCOURSE ONES). » 8/07/12 8:30pm 8/07/12 8:30pm

Michael Phelps Gets a Girlfriend, Everyone Immediately Assumes She's a…

You guys know that's super rude, right? Like someone couldn't possibly like Michael Phelps because he's, um, a decent human being with a nice personality (also, unlimited party subs!)? This week, Phelps made his first public appearance with girlfriend Megan Rossee, who is either a fame-hungry cocktail waitress or a… » 8/06/12 9:00pm 8/06/12 9:00pm

Olympian and MMA Fighter Ronda Rousey Thinks Michael Phelps Is Kind of…

Ronda Rousey, who took home the bronze medal in judo at the Beijing Olympics, has talked about the less lurid camaraderie among Olympians, saying that hanging out with all the world's various superhumans for a few weeks in the summer is super fun. The MMA fighter and Strikeforce bantamweight champion (which all sounds… » 7/22/12 2:00pm 7/22/12 2:00pm

Madonna's Ditching Kabbalah For A New Weird Religion

Madonna, noted Kabbalah enthusiast, has a new religion! Now she's (allegedly) into Opus Dei, the organization that was part of an international conspiracy in The Da Vinci Code. Her Madgesty spent 90 minutes at the Opus Dei center in London, and seems to be interested in the theology of Opus Dei, which teaches… » 4/18/11 9:00am 4/18/11 9:00am