Michael Phelps Is Very Sorry About His DUI

In today's Tweet Beat, Michael Phelps expresses his remorse for recklessly putting the lives of others in danger for the second time, Alyssa Milano is happy with her choice of cellular device and Piers Morgan shares some "breaking news." » 9/30/14 7:30pm 9/30/14 7:30pm

Jessica Alba Side-Eyes Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP

Sometimes-actress, always-perfectly-symmetrical-faced-human being Jessica Alba wrote a book called The Honest Life: Living Naturally and True to You. She is marketing it as "like GOOP, but for Poors like you and me." » 3/22/13 9:00am 3/22/13 9:00am

Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy Split, Rain Falls on the Grassy Knoll of…

Next time you're in a Walgreens or a Duane Reade and you see that bizarre Taylor Swift display with the swag and the CDs and shit, offer your condolences to her 2-dimensional cardboard likeness, for she and Conor Kennedy are no more. Apparently the two "quietly parted ways awhile ago" and "it was a distance thing."… » 10/26/12 9:00am 10/26/12 9:00am

Nicki Minaj Is Voting For Mitt Romney Because Everything She Raps Is…

A Nicki Minaj verse on Lil Wayne's new mixtape Dedication 4 is whipping all the blogs up into an unnecessary frenzy about her political predilections this morning: » 9/04/12 9:00am 9/04/12 9:00am

star and his incredibly piercing eyes wedded his longtime girlfriend in Los Angeles this weekend. They met before he got into acting and was a…

Fifty Strokes of Gay: The Wonderfully Weird World of Filthy Olympic…

If you can dream it, someone has written dirty fanfiction about it. There's sexy fanfiction about everything imaginable — from Thomas the Tank Engine to RENT to Rainbow Brite. Years ago, I followed a blog called World Cup Sexual Frustration, which alternated between posting pictures of soccer players, which is what… » 8/09/12 5:00pm 8/09/12 5:00pm

It's Official: Katy Perry Is Having Naked Sleepovers at John Mayer's…

Am I the last person to find this out? Oh my god, it's perfect. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god, it's perfect!!! OH MY GOD. It's perfect!!!!! Apparently Katy Perry and John Mayer have been spotted hanging out together and now they're having "sleepovers" at his house (LIKE INTERCOURSE ONES). » 8/07/12 8:30pm 8/07/12 8:30pm

Michael Phelps Gets a Girlfriend, Everyone Immediately Assumes She's a…

You guys know that's super rude, right? Like someone couldn't possibly like Michael Phelps because he's, um, a decent human being with a nice personality (also, unlimited party subs!)? This week, Phelps made his first public appearance with girlfriend Megan Rossee, who is either a fame-hungry cocktail waitress or a… » 8/06/12 9:00pm 8/06/12 9:00pm

Olympian and MMA Fighter Ronda Rousey Thinks Michael Phelps Is Kind of…

Ronda Rousey, who took home the bronze medal in judo at the Beijing Olympics, has talked about the less lurid camaraderie among Olympians, saying that hanging out with all the world's various superhumans for a few weeks in the summer is super fun. The MMA fighter and Strikeforce bantamweight champion (which all sounds… » 7/22/12 2:00pm 7/22/12 2:00pm

Michael Phelps Adds the Dirty Uncle Mustache Stroke to His Repertoire

Michael Phelps strokes his mustache during a news conference at the U.S. Olympic swimming trials, Saturday, June 23, 2012, in Omaha, Neb. The trials starts on Monday. (AP Photo/Mark Humphrey) » 6/24/12 2:30pm 6/24/12 2:30pm

Madonna's Ditching Kabbalah For A New Weird Religion

Madonna, noted Kabbalah enthusiast, has a new religion! Now she's (allegedly) into Opus Dei, the organization that was part of an international conspiracy in The Da Vinci Code. Her Madgesty spent 90 minutes at the Opus Dei center in London, and seems to be interested in the theology of Opus Dei, which teaches… » 4/18/11 9:00am 4/18/11 9:00am

Is Eva Longoria Parker Getting Divorced Or What?

Jay-Z Takes Credit For Beyonce's Moves; Growing Pains Star Is Missing

Hilary Duff Engaged; Simon Wants Lady Gaga For American Idol

Kristen Stewart Pregnancy Rumors; Michael's Star-Studded Memorial

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