Michael Kors: Um, Not Really Sure WTF Is Going On Here.
The spring 2014 collection from Michael Kors is all over the place. Muted grays? Leather tops? Tropical print swimsuits? FUR STOLES? Some of it is hideous — the man's white belted leisure suit — and some of it is cute — the cheerful green high-waisted bikini with little white daisy appliqués. But there's something…
Michael Kors, for the Intergalactic Soldier Who Shops on Mars in You
The collection Michael Kors showed for fall 2013 had a slightly space-age vibe, thanks to reflective fabrics and shield-like sunglasses. But there were also weird camouflage prints, intense neon hues, and working-gal tweedy suits. Oh, and zippers. And belts. And peplum mullet skirts. It was all over the place, yet…
Stressed-Out Contestant Runs Away From Project Runway Set, Another Suffers a Breakdown
Taping of the next season of Project Runway has only just begun in New York City, but already two designers have made unscheduled departures from the show. One designer simply packed her things and stole away in the dead of night. "She just ran off in the middle of the night," said a source of the contestant, who had…
Sarah Jessica Parker Threw a Party For Obama and Aretha Franklin Bailed Almost Immediately
After weeks of having her house elves prettify the brownstone, last night was Carrie Bradshaw's $40,000-per-person fundraiser for President Barack Obama. Although pixie druid Matthew Broderick was not in attendance (occupied by a performance of his Broadway musical "Nice Work If You Can Get It"), the guests included …
Worth It: A Fragrance That Smells Just Right
Much unlike many a magazine editor who recommends you buy all sorts of crap that they most likely got for free, your Jezebel staff doesn't get jack shit (other than books, unsolicited). And that's how it should be. But on our own time, in our personal lives, we still buy stuff. So this is Worth It, our daily…
Michael Kors Gets Mistaken For Marc Jacobs Kind Of A Lot
Michael Kors says his husband, Lance LePere "always says that because I have a sense of humor on television, no one is afraid to approach me. This has happened twice already, but about a month ago, we were walking near our apartment and these kids, who were maybe 18 or 19, walked behind us. The girl says to me, ‘I…
Lauren Hutton Once Jumped On A Conference Table
Lauren Hutton and Michael Kors sat down together for Interview magazine. They discussed, in order: How Kors' family "treated me like this beacon of light," hippies, Old New York vs. New New York, Rudy Giuliani, Rudolf Nureyev's jeans, not wearing a bra, Billy's Topless, taking acid when it was legal, cruising…
Michael Kors Marries Longtime Boyfriend
Michael Kors and longtime boyfriend Lance LePere got married on Tuesday in Southampton, New York. The pair met when Lance was an intern for Kors in 1990. [ONTD]
Michael Kors, For The Cashmere-Loving Upper East Side Doyenne In You
Michael Kors has been in business for 30 years, and he celebrated that history in his big anniversary show this morning at Lincoln Center. There were no real surprises here — just gorgeous, extremely expensive, classic American sportswear.
Miranda Kerr Breastfeeds Enormous Monster Baby
- Meet Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom's 12-day-old son, Flynn! He weighed 9lbs 12oz at birth, and Kerr says passing that giant was "a long, arduous and difficult labour." She nonetheless said no thanks to pain meds. [Kerr's Blog]
Vogue Editor Can't Be Racist, Says Vogue Editor
- Carine Roitfeld finally addressed her infamous blackface editorial: "We take risks. Painting Lara Stone in black, for example. We were accused of being racist, which was totally untrue, since I once did an entire issue on a black model." [WWD]
Jonathan Adler: "Nothing Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels"
- Designer (and husband of Barneys creative director/fashion sage Simon Doonan) Jonathan Adler is selling a needlepoint pillow emblazoned with the pro-ana proverb "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels." Which, as Adler should know, is pretty much anorexia's catchphrase. [Racked]
Angelina Jolie Lends Her Name To Crazy-Expensive Jewelry
- Angelina Jolie is shilling fine jewelry again, with former Asprey executive Robert Procop. This black necklace she wore to a Salt premiere is one of their pieces. The jewels will be "priced individually," with proceeds going to Jolie's charity. [WWD]

