Aaron Carter Calls Hilary Duff 'the Love of My Life,' Wants Her Back

Today in 14-year-old F-list celebrity gossip updates, Aaron Carter is still pining for his long-lost love Hilary Duff. In fact, he says he's a "douche" for losing her and will spend the rest of his life trying to win her back. In conclusion, he adds, PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO AARON CARTER OH MY GOD PLEASE PLEASE OH GOD… » 3/06/14 8:00pm 3/06/14 8:00pm

Watch This Armadillo Dance to Michael Jackson's 'Billie Jean'

Remember the days when you thought you could do dance like Michael Jackson because it looked so easy when he did stuff like the moonwalk on MTV, just gliiiiiiding across the floor and then he would spin and do that flash-pointing thing and pop up on his toes like BAM but then you tried and you just looked like a… » 2/18/14 8:30pm 2/18/14 8:30pm

Martin Bashir Resigns and Now I Hate Him a Little Less

I was planning to write a piece about how I loathe Martin Bashir and am not at all upset about his recent kerfluffle with Sarah Palin, which forced his MSNBC resignation. And then I watched his actual comments regarding Palin and her bright idea to compare the U.S.-China debt relationship with slavery. » 12/05/13 6:20pm 12/05/13 6:20pm

The MD That Killed MJ: Five Awful Quotes From His Tell-All Interview

In 2012 Dr. Conrad Murray was sentenced to four years for involuntary manslaughter. He had been administering the surgical anesthetic propofol to Michael Jackson to help him sleep, which is a bit like your family doctor giving you a bottle of 90 Vicodin for a stubbed toe. Michael Jackson, age 50, died as a result. » 11/24/13 6:01pm 11/24/13 6:01pm

Britney Spears Stars in a Weird-Ass 'Thriller'-Themed Halloween Video

It's only Monday, but it's already been a big week in Britney Spears news. Not only does it turn out that her music might repel pirates (!!!), but now she — with the help of Nick Grimshaw and BBC Radio 1 — has released this very unique Halloween video in which she recites the "Thriller" opening monologue, while doing… » 10/28/13 5:30pm 10/28/13 5:30pm

Michael Jackson's Thriller Epically Performed with Stop-Motion Lego

If you don't care about the Mileys and the Biebers like most sane humans of this world, one of the most iconic music videos to you is probably Michael Jackson's Thriller. Or maybe Billie Jean. Or is it Smooth Criminal? Beat It? Actually, it can be five more MJ creations. But Thriller is somethin'. And it's even more… » 10/12/13 4:15pm 10/12/13 4:15pm

Beyonce and Solange Totally Bailed On Their Dad's Wedding

Neither Beyoncé or Solange showed up at Matthew Knowles' wedding to their new Stepmomcé Gena Avery in Houston, Texas. " "Unfortunately, Beyonce and Solange had previous engagements which made it impossible for them to attend," said the newly-wedded Knowles. There should be a reality show in which family therapists… » 7/08/13 9:00am 7/08/13 9:00am

J.Lo Should Have Googled Dictator Before Singing at His Birthday Show

Jennifer Lopez — or at least her PR team — is super sorry that she "graciously obliged" to perform a private concert for the catchily-named President of Turkmenistan Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow, an oppressive, torture-endorsing, Human Rights Watch-provoking, war mongering dictator and Jennifer Lopez fan. A Team Lopez… » 7/01/13 9:00am 7/01/13 9:00am

People Are Already Fantasy-Casting the Wendy Davis Filibuster Movie

I love it. Let's go. Let's do this. E! suggests Connie Britton for the role of supershero (SORRY) Wendy Davis. They also like Bryan Cranston for Lieutenant Governor Dewhurt, Bill Maher for Senator Kirk Watson (!!?!!?!?!), and Cuba Gooding, Jr. for Senator Rodney Ellis. Do yours do yours do yours! Do yours in the… » 6/26/13 8:40pm 6/26/13 8:40pm

Paula Deen's Dream Dinner Party Waiters: Black Slaves in White Jackets

Paula Deen was questioned for three hours regarding the $1.2 million lawsuit filed by the general manager of their Savannah restaurant last year, which alleged that Paula and her brother Bubba made black and white employees use separate bathrooms, threw the N-word around, repeatedly told racist and sexist jokes, and … » 6/19/13 9:00am 6/19/13 9:00am

Marilyn Manson's Paris Jackson Tribute: Faux-Cutting Wrists Onstage

At a concert last night at L.A.'s Gibson Ampitheatre, Marilyn Manson paid what was intended to be a tribute to Paris Jackson — whose attempted suicide earlier this week may have been due to being forbidden to attend the show — by dedicating his song "Disposable Teens" to her. Then he held a knife to his arms and mimed… » 6/08/13 11:30am 6/08/13 11:30am

Rihanna Sues Topshop for Selling Bootleg Rihanna T-Shirts

Rihanna has filed a $5 million lawsuit against Topshop for using images of her on T-shirts without her consent. Apparently Team Ri-Ri tried to negotiate with Topshop for the last eight months — and spent at least $1 million on litigation — but they offered her a measly $5,000 and told her to do her damndest, says a… » 5/17/13 9:00am 5/17/13 9:00am