It's 7pm in Los Angeles — is it too late for me to make it to The Friskies tonight??
Today in Tweet Beat, British and American celebrities alike are abuzz about Will and Kate's big day.
Today in Tweet Beat, most people, including Cher, are pissed at Donald Trump and his birther crap. Well, except for Sarah Palin, of course.
Today in Tweet Beat, Michael Ian Black makes a very good point about lapel pins. Plus, Snooki shows off her new body.
Today in Tweet Beat, Gilbert Gottfried is sorry for making a joke about the tsunami in Japan after losing his job as the spokesman for Aflac. Plus, Justin Bieber reveals his wax figure.
Today in Tweet Beat, Martha Stewart is embarrassed about pocket Tweeting. Plus, Kirstie Alley wants Rachel Zoe to style her. (Rachel has yet to reply.)
Today in Tweet Beat, Denise Richards reacts to Kasey Jordan's interview on GMA. Plus, Billy Bush has very strong opinions about women and lipstick.
Today in Tweet Beat, Lisa Rinna is a big, fat zero. Plus, it's Thong Thursday!
Today in Tweet Beat, Carrie Fisher is the new spokeswoman for Jenny Craig. Plus, celebs are all over this Sarah Palin "blood libel" thing."
Today in Tweet Beat, fellow comedians get somber over Greg Giraldo's death, and Teresa Giudice denies reported feud with her sister-in-law. Plus, an update on Lil Wayne's prison release.