Angela Kinsey, Michael Ian Black, and Grumpy Cat Are Hanging Without Us
It's 7pm in Los Angeles — is it too late for me to make it to The Friskies tonight??
Celebs On Twitter Have Royal Wedding Fever
Today in Tweet Beat, British and American celebrities alike are abuzz about Will and Kate's big day.
Cher Has An Ax To Grind With Donald Trump
Today in Tweet Beat, most people, including Cher, are pissed at Donald Trump and his birther crap. Well, except for Sarah Palin, of course.
Evidence That Michele Bachmann Does Not Love America
Today in Tweet Beat, Michael Ian Black makes a very good point about lapel pins. Plus, Snooki shows off her new body.
Gilbert Gottfried Apologizes For Japanese Tsunami Joke
Today in Tweet Beat, Gilbert Gottfried is sorry for making a joke about the tsunami in Japan after losing his job as the spokesman for Aflac. Plus, Justin Bieber reveals his wax figure.
Charlie Sheen Joins Twitter
Today in Tweet Beat, prepare for tiger blood, warlocks, and lots of winning: Charlie Sheen now has a Twitter account. Celebs react accordingly.
Everybody's Talking About Charlie Sheen
Today in Tweet Beat, celebs like Lou Diamond Phillips, Damon Lindelof and Zooey Deschannel all weigh in on Sheen's most recent meltdown.
Elizabeth Banks Relates To Snooki
Today in Tweet Beat, Elizabeth Banks claims to have some Snooki in her. Plus, it's Thong Thursday of course.
Martha Stewart Apologizes For Inadequate Tweets
Today in Tweet Beat, Martha Stewart is embarrassed about pocket Tweeting. Plus, Kirstie Alley wants Rachel Zoe to style her. (Rachel has yet to reply.)
Celebs Are All About Egypt Today
Today in Tweet Beat, everyone has an opinion (or a one-liner) about Egypt. Plus, 50 Cent gets rape-y.
Denise Richards Says Porn Stars Will Not Babysit Her Children
Today in Tweet Beat, Denise Richards reacts to Kasey Jordan's interview on GMA. Plus, Billy Bush has very strong opinions about women and lipstick.
Oh, Shove It Up Your Trousers, Rinna
Today in Tweet Beat, Lisa Rinna is a big, fat zero. Plus, it's Thong Thursday!
Look Who Just Joined Jenny!
Today in Tweet Beat, Carrie Fisher is the new spokeswoman for Jenny Craig. Plus, celebs are all over this Sarah Palin "blood libel" thing."
The Cost Of A Celebrity Tweet: $5,882.50
Michael Ian Black will Tweet whatever you want to his 1,574,746 followers if you give him $5,882.50. Lindsay Lohan, however, will do it for $2,985.80. Shilling! It's hard work but some celebrities have to do it.
Lisa Rinna Gives Celebrity Marital Advice
Today in Tweet Beat, Lisa Rinna dishes on her favorite porno studio, Michael Lohan is into some kind of Tila Tequila dramz, and Paris Hilton poses with her pig.
Kanye Is Sorry If He Hasn't Offended You
Today in Tweet Beat, Kanye is self-aware, Erykah Badu is not pregnant, and Justin Bieber has finally earned some street cred.
Comedians Mourn Greg Giraldo On Twitter
Today in Tweet Beat, fellow comedians get somber over Greg Giraldo's death, and Teresa Giudice denies reported feud with her sister-in-law. Plus, an update on Lil Wayne's prison release.
La Toya Jackson Joins Twitter
Today in Tweet Beat, La Toya Jackson makes our day by joining Twitter, Kelly Bensimon is suddenly "the queen of accountability," and Kanye an email complaint.
Sarah Palin On Feminism
Today in Tweet Beat, Sarah Palin implies that pro-choice feminists are a "cackle of rads" who have hijacked feminism, Britney tweets from the Glee set, and Martha Stewart shares a picture of a cute baby animal.
Paula Abdul Has An Important Announcement To Make
Today in Tweet Beat, everybody shh! Paula's got something to say! Also, people are booking JWoww to appear at their weddings.
