In Two Days Mayor Bloomberg Will Make You Put Your Nipple In Your Kid's …

The mommy shame parade that comes with formula-feeding your baby is soon to be governmentally sanctioned in New York: Latch On NYC, a new initiative announced back in July that begins in two days (AHH!), encourages women to breastfeed by granting them less access to formula. Still confused? Need a visual aid? Check out …

Read…
210A

New York City Will Encourage Moms to Breastfeed by Locking Up All the…

Breastfeeding, according to all the trendiest news stories, is the best thing ever — it turns your baby into a super genius with a brain the size of a mutated cantaloupe and all but ensures that child's eventual acceptance into an elite university, either Oxford or the Sorbonne, but maybe Harvard as a back-up. There…

Read…
527A

Michael Bloomberg Is Really Going to Miss Girls

HBO's Girls is over now, and that's either a thing you don't care at all about because you spent late spring and early summer not forming an opinion on popular culture, or it's the worst thing to ever happen to you because you're Michael Bloomberg, Mayor of New York. Though you'd imagine that Mayor Bloomberg would have …

Read…
84A

Georgina Bloomberg Offers a Sensible Take on Her Father’s NYC Soda Ban

No big soda? Like, forever? If you live in New York under the merciless reign of the soft drink despot Michael Bloomberg, odds are you probably asked yourself those very same questions before strongly considering moving underground to join the ranks of the subway tunnel mole people, who let their citizens drink all the …

Read…
164A

The Wedding of New York City’s Highest-Ranking, Openly Gay Official…

Christine Quinn, the highest-ranking New York City official to prefer Sappho over Catullus, got married on Saturday, and all the molar-grinding of bigots across America couldn't stop her because New York is among eight states (and a tiny little district) that either allow gay marriage or are waiting on legislation to…

Read…
40A

Madonna's 1991 Letter To Steven Meisel, Unearthed

  • Madonna thought the legendary photographer was angry at her, maybe "because I'm still nice to Herb Ritts??" She was making A League Of Their Own at the time, and wrote about how much she hated actresses — particularly Geena Davis:
Read…
165A
 Loading more stories…