CBS Miami Writes Infantile Guide on How to Secretly Watch Hot Ladies

The main purpose of a news site is generally to inform its readers. Sometimes this means talking about politics, sometimes it means talking about the economy, sometimes it means talking about whatever it is that's happening in your local area and sometimes what's happening in your local area is LOTS AND LOTS OF SEXY… » 7/25/13 5:00pm 7/25/13 5:00pm

Asshole Couple Buys Out Entire Jason Wu for Target Line In Miami,…

Did you fail to pick out any pieces from the Jason Wu for Target line before it sold out? Look on the bright side— at least you didn't line up outside of a Target at 6:45 in the morning only to have two monster people buy the entire collection before you could get your hands on anything. Unfortunately, this is exactly … » 2/06/12 4:45pm 2/06/12 4:45pm

British Airways Mistakenly Tells Passengers Their Plane Is About to…


Passengers on a British Airway flight from Miami to Heathrow got the scare of their lives yesterday. It was about 3 a.m., and they were mid-air when an automated announcement started playing in error. It said there was an emergency, and the plane was about to make a water landing. As people began to freak out, the… » 1/17/12 10:15pm 1/17/12 10:15pm

2nd-Grader Suspended For Anti-'N' Word T-Shirt • Lesbian Barred From…

A second-grader in NY was suspended after she wore a shirt with the slogan: "N the 'N' Word" and "It's time!" because the principal felt the shirt was "overly inflammatory." • Apparently there is a disease out there called "uncombable hair syndrome" which is basically the human version of Barbie hair. • Loss of chub in cheeks… » 6/26/08 5:00pm 6/26/08 5:00pm