This Hotel Offers a Very Special 'Million Dollar Wedding' Package

Would you like to throw a million-dollar wedding without making more than a handful of decisions? Want the cachet of a hilariously overpriced bridal blow-out, but hoping to expend as little effort as possible? Boy, does the W South Beach have a deal for you and your spouse-to-be—the couple TRULY dedicated to their … »10/06/14 4:00pm10/06/14 4:00pm

CBS Miami Writes Infantile Guide on How to Secretly Watch Hot Ladies

The main purpose of a news site is generally to inform its readers. Sometimes this means talking about politics, sometimes it means talking about the economy, sometimes it means talking about whatever it is that's happening in your local area and sometimes what's happening in your local area is LOTS AND LOTS OF SEXY… »7/25/13 5:00pm7/25/13 5:00pm

Asshole Couple Buys Out Entire Jason Wu for Target Line In Miami, Tells You to Deal With It

Did you fail to pick out any pieces from the Jason Wu for Target line before it sold out? Look on the bright side— at least you didn't line up outside of a Target at 6:45 in the morning only to have two monster people buy the entire collection before you could get your hands on anything. Unfortunately, this is… »2/06/12 4:45pm2/06/12 4:45pm

British Airways Mistakenly Tells Passengers Their Plane Is About to Crash—Twice!

Passengers on a British Airway flight from Miami to Heathrow got the scare of their lives yesterday. It was about 3 a.m., and they were mid-air when an automated announcement started playing in error. It said there was an emergency, and the plane was about to make a water landing. As people began to freak out, the… »1/17/12 10:15pm1/17/12 10:15pm