Some Creep Gave Out Meth in the Place of Smarties on Halloween

Police in Southern California have reported at least two cases of children testing positive for methamphetamine after ingesting the Halloween treats they worked so hard to collect. In the world's worst double whammy, the police had to confiscate a child's entire candy stash for meth testing. Which is what I will… » 11/06/13 6:09pm 11/06/13 6:09pm

Your Diet Coke Habit Is Ruining Your Teeth as Badly as Meth or Crack

People are a little crazy about Diet Coke, right? Like more crazy about it than anyone should ever be about a beverage that they don't have to go to rehab for? Granted I've never been a big soda drinker so I do not speak as a representative of the Diet Coke community. I speak as someone who can't figure out why it's… » 5/29/13 11:00am 5/29/13 11:00am

Sex, Meth, and Elmo: Kevin Clash's Accusers Tell All

The three men who came forward in the past month alleging that former Elmo puppeteer Kevin Clash had sex with them when they were minors have since been on the receiving end of a lot of negative attention. With lawsuits being filed and settlement money on the table, they've been called liars, gold-diggers, and much… » 12/06/12 5:45pm 12/06/12 5:45pm

Woman Arrested After Turning Wal-Mart Into Meth Lab

A woman's attempt to turn her local Wal-Mart into a makeshift meth lab ran afoul of the law after spending six hours unsuccessfully trying to concoct crystal meth in the store. This is the best store related illicit multitasking since Horne's Department Store recruited perfume counter employees for prostitution work… » 12/09/11 5:50pm 12/09/11 5:50pm

Yikes. Actor Ryan O'Neal and his son Redmond (whose mother is Farrah Fawcett) were detained » 9/17/08 1:20pm 9/17/08 1:20pm this morning following a probation search of Ryan's home after police found Redmond in possession of meth and also found a vial of the drug in Ryan's room. Redmond is on probation stemming from a drug possession (meth and…

Pussycat Doll Sells Out For Soap; Women's Basketball In Iraq Scores Big …

Pussycat Doll takes shilling to high extreme, sings song for Caress body wash. • An Indian man beheaded a woman he believed was a witch. • 18-year-old girl genius makes the natural transition into academia. • "Whether or not we're in a recession, it doesn't matter. That day is the most important day of your life and a… » 4/21/08 5:20pm 4/21/08 5:20pm

Things That May Or May Not Surprise You: We Don't Like Bush, We Do Like …

  • Harry Potter! Yup, we pre-ordered our copy of the last-ever Harry Potter book. And we get to pick it up at 12:01 am tonight. We're super nervous about what's going to happen, too. We think that Snape isn't evil though. But we have a sneaking suspicion Harry is going to die. And we will be reading it all weekend to…
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