There Was a Secret Meth Operation Underway At a Taco Bell

A poor, innocent Taco Bell restaurant was found to be doubling as a meth lab in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Two men, who were apparently acting out a scene Breaking Bad, were arrested and charged with conspiracy to manufacture methamphetamine. First the In-N-Out meth milkshake and now this?
Meth Lab Found in Home Of Elementary School Teacher
A third-grade teacher from North Carolina was arrested after a meth lab was found inside of her home. Police discovered meth-making equipment during a search warrant at the residence of Lori Riley Whitley and her husband, Gary. The couple will face a combined total of a dozen charges, including manufacturing…
Woman Crashes Car into Cyclists, Stashes Meth in Vagina
A woman in San Diego has pled not guilty to charges of felony DUI with injury and possession of a controlled substance after she drove the wrong way on a street and crashed into about 10 cyclists, leaving one paralyzed. When she was taken to a hospital to get checked out, a nurse found a bag of meth hidden in her…
Some Creep Gave Out Meth in the Place of Smarties on Halloween
Police in Southern California have reported at least two cases of children testing positive for methamphetamine after ingesting the Halloween treats they worked so hard to collect. In the world's worst double whammy, the police had to confiscate a child's entire candy stash for meth testing. Which is what I…
Your Diet Coke Habit Is Ruining Your Teeth as Badly as Meth or Crack
People are a little crazy about Diet Coke, right? Like more crazy about it than anyone should ever be about a beverage that they don't have to go to rehab for? Granted I've never been a big soda drinker so I do not speak as a representative of the Diet Coke community. I speak as someone who can't figure out why it's…
Sex, Meth, and Elmo: Kevin Clash's Accusers Tell All
The three men who came forward in the past month alleging that former Elmo puppeteer Kevin Clash had sex with them when they were minors have since been on the receiving end of a lot of negative attention. With lawsuits being filed and settlement money on the table, they've been called liars, gold-diggers, and much…
Meth Babies Are the New Crack Babies
As if meth wasn't heinous enough by itself, a new study is showing that the drug has lasting effects on children whose mothers use it during pregnancy. While this certainly doesn't come as a surprise—given how much meth messes up adult brains—it's nevertheless disturbing. Earlier research found that meth babies, like…
Woman Arrested After Turning Wal-Mart Into Meth Lab
A woman's attempt to turn her local Wal-Mart into a makeshift meth lab ran afoul of the law after spending six hours unsuccessfully trying to concoct crystal meth in the store. This is the best store related illicit multitasking since Horne's Department Store recruited perfume counter employees for prostitution work…
Eat Pray Meth
Elizabeth Gilbert's onetime love-nest is apparently turning into a den of iniquity: Bali has seen a sharp increase in meth-smuggling arrests, including that of a woman who was hiding the drug in her intestines. Locals apparently call the drug shabu-shabu, which raises the possibility that this is all a…
Toddlers & Tiaras Meets Intervention
In a sort of conflation of reality television concepts, last night's episode of Intervention may have provided a peek into what the future could hold for some of those career kiddie pageant contestants we see on Toddlers & Tiaras. Tiffany began competing in pageants when she was 9 months old, and continued to do so…
Wisconsin Christmas Present Contains Methy Surprise
A midwestern mother received a vacuum cleaner for Christmas, along with a surprise gift of $280K worth of drugs someone had stashed inside. First Clay Matthews's confusing roided-up-Fabio-joins-a-crappy-metal-band hairdo, and now this? Strange things are afoot in Green Bay.
