Vogue Offers Exercise Tips for Women Too Weak to Wear Heavy Ball Gowns

Are you one of the tens of women who has scored an invite to this year's ultra-exclusive Met Gala on May 5th? Are you also concerned that when you attend the event so snooty that last year, Anna Wintour barred all of the Real Housewives and Kris Jenner, you'll be so draped in heavy finery that your frail frame will… » 4/21/14 7:20pm Monday 7:20pm

The Met Gala Ticket Now Costs $25K, Which is Just Insulting

Ugh, time to make new plans for May 5. I know you were all planning to scrounge around your house for bits of loose change and then trundle over to the Met Gala, where you would gain admittance in exchange for a pittance and little jig. Unfortunately, Anna Wintour has upped the ticket price from $15,000 (HA! I WIPE MY… » 10/14/13 2:10pm 10/14/13 2:10pm

The Good, the Bad, the Fucked-Up and the Insanely Ugly of the Met Gala

Last night, the Metropolitan Museum of Art and Vogue threw the annual spring gala, celebrating the Costume Institute's exhibition, "PUNK: Chaos to Couture." It was a fashion freakshow, complete with crazy couture, deranged hair and mad makeup. If you're ready to see celebrities go over the fucking top, you've come to the … » 5/07/13 5:20pm 5/07/13 5:20pm