It's The End Of The World As You Know It, But He Feels Fine

  • In the wake of the Lehman Brothers bankruptcy filing and the Merrill Lynch buyout, the Dow dropped 504 points, or 4.4%. By the way, unless you've got more than $100,000 in one of them or money in the market you're going to need soon (or are reliant on Merrill, Lehman or AIG for your employment), you're probably going …
» 9/15/08 6:40pm 9/15/08 6:40pm

Cindy McCain Regrets Dissing Michelle Obama!

Why can't more rich people be like Cindy McCain? Not with the strumpet makeup, I mean, but with the white guilt? Today a LA Times profile made us officially decide to like Cindy, who grew up a rich spoiled rodeo queen cheerleader in Phoenix and then one day went on a scuba trip and came back a crying, caring… » 4/16/08 10:00am 4/16/08 10:00am

Eliot Spitzer Clings To Goober-natorial Position

  • Eliot Spitzer was fucking hookers the whole time he was fucking Wall Street assholes, maybe even longer, and he still hasn't resigned, probably because he is such a whore he wants to soak up the whole week's news cycle for himself and make us all forget there's a campaign to cover... [NY Post]
  • So yeah, as you can…
» 3/11/08 7:00pm 3/11/08 7:00pm