Ah, the halcyon days of the '90s, when we humans dwelled placidly under the dot-com bubble, foolishly investing all of our money in Beanie Babies and plucking out most of our eyebrow hairs. Now, in the 2010s, we are all left bereft, hopelessly gluing strands of our head-hair to our patchy faces and cursing the gods…
Yesterday, an American Apparel outpost in downtown Manhattan rolled out a window display featuring mannequins rocking serious pubic hair. Well, the company has since explained itself and—wouldn't you know? They just want us to feel comfortable with our bodies, ladies!
Rooney Mara is sad, you guys. She and the rest of the Girl With the Dragon Tattoo team put a lot of thought into what hair Lisbeth Salander would have between her legs, and now she's worried that we won't even notice! Mara says:
On Sunday's premiere of HBO's Boardwalk Empire, an actress wore a pubic wig to compensate for her own modern aesthetic. Mostly, merkins are employed to sidestep more restrictive MPAA ratings, but our collection of famous fake fur is still NSFW.