Yessss, Mercury in Retrograde Is Here

I showed up over an hour late to a doctor's appointment yesterday because I fucked up my Google Calendar alert — it pinged while I was working from home in a Pippin The Musical T-shirt with coconut oil on my split ends. But the most frustrating aspect of the screw-up was that I couldn't chalk it up to the planet… » 6/26/13 3:30pm 6/26/13 3:30pm

The Night Belongs to Friday the 13th/Mercury in Retrograde Paranoia

I've been checking Is Mercury in Retrograde? all week because everything in my life has been going haywire: my computer stopped holding a charge, my AIM screen name was hacked (yes, we use AIM at Gawker Media, deal with it) and I can't remember all of the other little annoying things that happened but I know there… » 7/13/12 6:50pm 7/13/12 6:50pm