Excuse Me Sirs, Women Are Just as Good at Boozing and Binge-Watching

We've barely staggered through the first round of company Christmas parties and already we're getting slammed with New Year's resolution-related content (and unfortunately not the Otis Redding/Carla Thomas duet, either). Today's news: Gents' weight-loss goals are most likely to be derailed by liquor and Game of… » 12/15/14 12:50pm Monday 12:50pm

Fake Tinder Nurse Helpfully Reminds Creepy Dudes to Get Prostate Exams

Nicole is a conventionally cute 28-year-old health care worker who is on Tinder to meet men. But she's not interested in doing sex things to their penises, despite their insistent and creepy overtures (typed with dicks). She's interested instead in reminding them that they should get their butts checked out. And all… » 6/02/14 4:20pm 6/02/14 4:20pm

You Are When You Eat: The 8-Hour Diet Insanely Encourages Eating Only…

David Zinczenko the chief yahoo Editor in Chief at Men's Health has written new weight loss manifesto The 8-Hour Diet: Watch the Pounds Disappear Without Watching What You Eat!, argue that eating around the clock is responsible for the country's high rates of diabetes and obesity. Their solution? Eat between… » 1/02/13 11:00pm 1/02/13 11:00pm

Boise and San Jose Declared 'Best Cities for Men' in the United States…

Attention, penises of the internet: Unless you're living in Boise, San Jose, San Francisco, Plano, Seattle, or Burlington, you could really do better and you should probably move. For the 12th year in a row, Men's Health has compiled a scientifically definitive list of America's "Best Cities for Men." In response, the… » 12/21/12 7:00pm 12/21/12 7:00pm

How to Calm Down an Angry Woman and/or Bear

This terribly helpful Men's Health article "How to Calm Down an Angry Woman" (ladies be crazyyy), reminded us of a nature guidebook; if you replace the word "woman" with "bear," it could be really helpful on your next camping trip! So in an effort to help Men's Health more clearly make their point, we made some minor… » 8/24/12 1:30pm 8/24/12 1:30pm

Prostate Cancer Ad Campaign Threatens Men With Eastern European Butt…

During the month of October, you can't watch, read, or buy anything without being made more aware of breast cancer.
The annual October pinksplosion has been so successful in awareness (which is non-profit code for "money") raising that Save The Boobies season has spilled back into September, nearly eclipsing that… » 10/07/11 7:40pm 10/07/11 7:40pm

Valentine's Day Candy An Insidious Plot To Destroy Romance

Valentine's Day candy is arguably the best of the holiday-specific candies (at the very least, it surpasses those gross Halloween chewy peanut butter in waxy wrapper deals), but Men's Health wants you to remember that it will make you fat, and being fat will lead you to a life of loneliness and crying and cat… » 2/13/11 1:00pm 2/13/11 1:00pm