Dadbod Will Never Die: New Study Connects Fatherhood to Weight Gain

Surprise! We’ll never stop talking about dadbod, the year’s most irritating word, because dadbod has been recognized by science. A Northwestern University study published this week in the American Journal of Men’s Health has concluded that “men gain weight after they become fathers for the first time whether or not… » 7/23/15 1:30pm 7/23/15 1:30pm

Netflix PR Preps Men for 'Day Without Sports' With Boring Sexist Email

In honor of July 15, known extremely occasionally as the “Day Without Sports” (because no professional sports air on television), NYC-based PR firm MSL Group circulated a list on behalf of Netflix of streamable rom coms and sports movies that both men and women will enjoy. Thank you, Netflix, now go shove your dick in… » 7/13/15 6:10pm 7/13/15 6:10pm

New Study, Also Everyone You Know: Dudes Lie When They Feel Weak

Dudes like to feel like dudes, and some would argue, they need to feel like dudes—or else. So the surest route to provoking a certain sort of dude to dude out is to question his dudeness in any way. It’s a truth as old as time and as obvious as its passing, but now, a very validating study has backed up the truth of… » 6/28/15 11:15am 6/28/15 11:15am

The U.S. Army Had a Beard Contest In 1941, and These Are the Entries

In 1941, just months before the attack on Pearl Harbor, the men at Fort Stotsenburg in the Philippines had a beard contest. “The Unwritten Record,” a blog run by The National Archives, wrote about the recent find, saying the charming footage was “nestled among shots of city streets and training exercises.” » 6/24/15 4:10pm 6/24/15 4:10pm

Outstanding Bros of Governors Ball

Accompanying our festival fashion fatigue is the exhausting proliferation of street style photos that accompany/perpetuate it: endless galleries of conventionally pretty, skinny girls clad in similar fringe or slides or whatever else happens to be on trend that season. With few exceptions—Bill Cunningham at the Times,… » 6/08/15 12:30pm 6/08/15 12:30pm

Man Strips Naked in Airport in Passionate Protest of Overbooked Flight

You know that thing when your flight to Jamaica is overbooked and you’re like “Fine, sir, I will not be taking your voucher for $150 towards future travel on this airline, but what I will be doing is—” and then you don’t even finish your sentence because you’ve already taken all your clothes off, and what is even… » 5/21/15 3:03pm 5/21/15 3:03pm

Science Has Finally Discovered Why Men Exist

If you’ve ever wondered why the world hasn’t yet discovered a way for women to self-reproduce, eliminating men forever and becoming the feminist paradise that every men’s rights activist fears (but is also kind of secretly excited by, am I right?), science now has a reason. Simmer down, dudes, you’re not going… » 5/18/15 9:00pm 5/18/15 9:00pm

Louis C.K. Will Call You Up to Talk About His Alleged Sexual Misconduct

A few months ago we got an email from a tipster who said he was awaiting a phone call from Louis C.K., who will host the final episode of Saturday Night Live’s 40th season this weekend. The subject of their phone call was sexual misconduct allegations made by the tipster’s friend against the comedian. » 5/15/15 4:45pm 5/15/15 4:45pm

'All Male Panels' Tumblr Reveals Lack Of Women in Yet Another Place

While there are the obvious industries and outlets that put women in the minority, if at all (congressional seats, music festival headliners, everything), some patterns are not as crystal clear until you see them put them together. Now there’s a Tumblr that points out the extreme lack of female representation,… » 5/13/15 11:50pm 5/13/15 11:50pm

Samantha Bee Is 'Female As Fuck' in the Trailer For Her New Show

Samantha Bee will host a new ‘late night’ show on TBS this year. According to Deadline, the series doesn’t have a premiere date, but it does have a trailer. In it, Bee thoughtfully regards a wall of framed late night talk show hosts - all men. When a waiter approaches her with a tray of sausages, she declines by… » 5/13/15 7:15pm 5/13/15 7:15pm

Can You Judge a Bachelor By His Photo?

ABC has announced the cast for next season of The Bachelorette, and their biographies are as delightful as ever. Their favorite music. The favorite movies. Their biggest fears. Their heroes. Every single thing about every single bachelor is perfect. But before reading the bios in full, take our quiz to find out if you… » 5/11/15 3:45pm 5/11/15 3:45pm

Study Finds Men Are Excellent at Looking Busy

Many of us are constantly looking for that perfect productivity level that will allow us to succeed while still retaining majority ownership of our soul, but would it surprise you to learn that Men™ have come up with a life-hack to bypass this drudgery? Apparently being a fake workaholic is a thing, and dudes are… » 5/10/15 2:15pm 5/10/15 2:15pm

Chicago's WNBA Team Just Replaced Its Only Female Announcers With Men

The Chicago Sky, the Windy City’s WNBA team, has upset a whole lot of people after replacing its only two female announcers with, get ready, “two men who reportedly will receive higher salaries.” The Chicago Tribune reports Eric Collins and Stephen Bardo have been hired in place of Lisa Byington and Brooke Weisbrod. » 5/08/15 5:30pm 5/08/15 5:30pm