Two Hollywood broskis are gonna tuuuhtally flip the gender script by adapting Lord of the Flies, a stony classic novel, for the big screen—but instead of populating it with boys, who are known for their “aggression,” they’re going to have it be all about GIRLS, who are known for... NOT their aggression! TASTY WAVES!…
Women, huh? We sure are great! So say the editors at WIRED:
NPR has compiled a list of what the outlet is calling the “150 Greatest Albums by Women,” as chosen by chief music critic Ann Powers and a cadre of other writers. The point of categorizing albums based on no criteria but gender, as explained by Powers, was to shift “the assumption that a male perspective can stand for…
New York Times fashion critic Guy Trebay has covered a very important topic from the trenches of the Paris Men’s Fashion Week: how the hell do men do their laundry during all the hustle and bustle?
During an often contentious hearing before the Senate Intelligence Committee, Attorney General Jeff Sessions began by asserting his innocence, insisting that the allegations that he failed to disclose meetings with the Russian ambassador were lies. “I have never met with or had any conversations with any Russians or…
I leave you with the story of a man who spent so much time dressed like a gorilla, he even began to smell like one.
As I watched the first episode of The Handmaid’s Tale last night, I thought: “How will the men feel? Will they be ok?”
Welcome to Barf Bag, a daily politics roundup to help you sort through the chaotic Trumpian news cycle.
Prince Harry has reportedly gone to great lengths (or, in some ways, no lengths at all) to win the affection of his new American girlfriend. The Sun reports Wednesday that the red-headed royal has “WAXED his chest” in order to “look his shiny best.”
Ladies, take note: This is what men do when you aren’t around. They chop wood cinematically with varying degrees of frustration directed at the wood.
Since its founding in 1986, American Girl has focused its energies on “fueling connection among girls and helping them to unleash their full potential.” But of the over 29 million American Girl dolls that have been sold in the past 31 years, I’ve personally identified with exactly zero. I felt left out and woefully…
This fuckin’ dry-dick virgin in the motherfucking Washington Post, that’s who:
Welcome to Big Time Small-Time Dicks, a regular column on The Slot that explores local politicians, small-town scandals, and everything else making life miserable on a local level. Know a small-time person who is a big time dick we should feature? Email us. Today: a very special Women’s March edition.
Men: they’re everywhere! There’s a man at the grocery store, stealing the last almost-ripe avocado. Look, there goes another man, asking you a question that he could just Google the answer to. And hey, here’s another man, sneaking his way into the cast of the all-female Oceans reboot, Ocean’s Eight.
Over 150,000 people are expected to attend the Women’s March on Washington on Inauguration Weekend (and more will attend solidarity marches around the country), but—despite organizers’ repeated insistence that the march is for anyone wanting to show support for the rights of women and other marginalized groups—men…
It’s been a hard week and a half: a dangerous demagogue is president-elect, hate crimes are on the rise, abortion rights are under attack, etc., which is why it’s more important than ever to think positively and devote some time to those who are working hard to make the world a better place: Men.
Even if you’re not connected to a network of revolutionary hackers, everyone knows a guy who’s a little bit like Mr. Robot’s Elliot Alderson. Putting aside the fact that your personal Elliot Alderson is likely not the giant honking dreamboat that Rami Malek is (sorry to us all), there are a few defining…
“What we saw was that the American people didn’t care about those things,” Corey Lewandowski said during CNN’s early morning coverage of Tuesday’s election, referring to the scandals that plagued Donald Trump’s campaign. “What [Americans] want, is someone who tells them the truth,” Lewandowski concluded.
I have no daughters, but I have known several daughters in my life, and have a mother, a few women coworkers, plus a female friend here and there, and I have never grabbed any of their pussies—nor, for the record, would I brag about doing so, if I had. And let me tell you, if I heard about anyone who had, I would…
Well, well, well. Looks like we got a bunch of lazy-ass squirrel bros eating all the nuts and basking in the sun while the lady squirrels run their tails off keeping everybody fed and herself lactating. Typical.
