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    It's A Perfect Ten At The New York Nine Premiere

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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    12/16/09

    In reply to It's A Perfect Ten At The New York Nine Premiere
    How did Nicole forget to wipe the excess powder off her face? And why did none of her costars tell her?
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    12/16/09

    @BlondeGoddess: You should see some of the close-ups! That is why I'm a big fan of "tell me if there's crap on my face or shit in my teeth. I will return the favor." BE the telling kind, people! Crikey.
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    AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was starred AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was unstarred
    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    12/17/09

    @AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: I know, right? Bishes!
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    Image of lermanzo lermanzo
    12/16/09

    In reply to It's A Perfect Ten At The New York Nine Premiere
    can't hate on the dame judy dench. that woman would make a potato sack look fierce and regal. just sayin.
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    12/16/09

    In reply to It's A Perfect Ten At The New York Nine Premiere
    Attention, Courtney Love. See Madonna and Lourdes? THAT is how you handle raising a teenage girl. Do you think Madonna ever posts Facebook rants that look like they were written by a okapi, then run through a Babelfish translator? No. Madonna lets Lourdes raid her closet, holds her hand when they go shopping together and yelled at people who asked whether Lourdes was going to pluck her eyebrows when she was 11 years old. And that is why her daughter loves her, while yours is hiding out from you with her grandmother.
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    Image of BeckyIva BeckyIva
    12/16/09

    In reply to It's A Perfect Ten At The New York Nine Premiere
    What's with the opera gloves? Madonna? Goldie?

    Also, Dame Judi can do no wrong.
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    lisas promoted this comment BeckyIva was starred BeckyIva was unstarred
    Image of lisas lisas
    12/16/09

    @BeckyIva: I'd guess it's people talking shit about what older lady arms look like. Just my guess though. Agreed with you on Judi Dench, I love her short pixie haircut.
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    Image of hfree hfree
    12/16/09

    In reply to It's A Perfect Ten At The New York Nine Premiere
    I don't know who looks better here, Penelope Cruz, Lourdes, or Dame Judi (all for competely different reasons). Penelope just took my breath away. So pretty. Lourdes just looks cool (even though I wish Madonna would lose the tights). Judi looks like I want to look at the age. All in all an excellent sartorial showing by all.

    I am a little worried about Goldie Hawn though. . .
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    Image of freckles freckles
    12/16/09

    In reply to It's A Perfect Ten At The New York Nine Premiere
    It's got to be so cool to be famous and have a famous mom and be all "Mom, what are you doing tonight," and Goldie says "Oh, I dunno, there's this movie premiere. Wanna go?" and Kate Hudson is all "yeah sure! let's get our designer clothes on and call the limo!" My mom came over for spaghetti the other night and we ate supermarket apple pie.
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    hfree promoted this comment freckles was starred freckles was unstarred
    Image of hfree hfree
    12/16/09

    @freckles: Probably the other way around as Kate is in the movie, but yeah.
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    Image of freckles freckles
    12/16/09

    @hfree: Oh yeah! haha, still, what a great way to spend Tuesday night.
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    freckles was starred freckles was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    12/16/09

    In reply to It's A Perfect Ten At The New York Nine Premiere
    Anyone else having deja vu? Just me then? OK.
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    12/16/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I was just about to post that exact same photo! I guess when you run out of personae, you must turn to self-reference. How meta!
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    Image of ExtensionOfBob ExtensionOfBob
    12/16/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: A glitch in the Matrix...
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    Sputnik_Sweetheart promoted this comment ExtensionOfBob was starred ExtensionOfBob was unstarred
    Image of gold_gato gold_gato
    12/16/09

    In reply to It's A Perfect Ten At The New York Nine Premiere
    Rachel Roy's bag & makeup perfect everything
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    12/16/09

    In reply to It's A Perfect Ten At The New York Nine Premiere
    Anyone else having deja vu? Just me, then? OK.
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    Image of burningdinner burningdinner
    12/16/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: What year was that taken? Was it recent?
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    12/16/09

    @burningdinner: It was shortly after she had Lourdes. She won the GG for Evita.
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    Image of cinematheques cinematheques
    12/16/09

    In reply to It's A Perfect Ten At The New York Nine Premiere
    The Olsen twins have got the eyebrows to steal Dov's heart.
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    alouette promoted this comment cinematheques was starred cinematheques was unstarred
    Image of GoodBadNotEvil GoodBadNotEvil
    12/16/09

    In reply to It's A Perfect Ten At The New York Nine Premiere
    That solitary curl hanging down Nicole Kidman's face makes me sad.
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    alouette promoted this comment GoodBadNotEvil was starred GoodBadNotEvil was unstarred
    Image of alouette alouette
    12/16/09

    @GoodBadNotEvil: I remember doing that in jr. high, but one on each side. Soo edgy (not at all).
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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    12/16/09

    In reply to It's A Perfect Ten At The New York Nine Premiere
    I cannot believe how much Madonna and Lourdes look alike. It's amazing.
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    Image of Leucadia Leucadia
    12/16/09

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Lourdes looks beautiful . . . and a lot like her mom before she was "perfected" out of all her character.
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    Le Kangourou de Kataroo promoted this comment Leucadia was starred Leucadia was unstarred
    Image of InCahoots InCahoots
    12/16/09

    In reply to It's A Perfect Ten At The New York Nine Premiere
    Also, considering what Nicole Kidman's been wearing to the other premieres, I think this deserves a standing ovation. Or at least a shout-out for "Most Improved."
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    SunburnedCounsel promoted this comment InCahoots was starred InCahoots was unstarred
    Image of JLady JLady
    12/16/09

    @InCahoots: I totally agree. I thought the dress as lovely (although the hair was a little junior high). And at least it's not another ladies-who-lunch outfit.
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    Image of Understater Understater
    12/16/09

    In reply to It's A Perfect Ten At The New York Nine Premiere
    Melania Trump's "bitch-face" is permanent! That's just her default expression.
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    Understater was starred Understater was unstarred
    Image of RubyPenelope RubyPenelope
    12/16/09

    @Understater: It really is! I once knew a girl who had this same affliction, she was actually quite nice but it took while to realize it due to the permanent bitch face.
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    Hiroine Protagonist promoted this comment RubyPenelope was starred RubyPenelope was unstarred
    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    12/16/09

    In reply to It's A Perfect Ten At The New York Nine Premiere
    I love that Goldie and Madonna are both wearing long black gloves. It's like, celebrity mom fashion.
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