Shocking Surprise Twist: Donald Trump and Megyn Kelly Are Fine Now
In a twist no one (everyone) saw coming, Fox anchor Megyn Kelly and blackening scab artfully hiding in your Raisin Bran Donald Trump have patched up their feud. Their soft-focus, zealously cordial interview Tuesday night served to further legitimize Trump and to launch Kelly’s new career as solo host of her own…
Continuing Outreach to Female Voters, Donald Trump Calls Megyn Kelly 'Crazy' Over and Over
Donald Trump, a carnivorous plant watered with irradiated bat urine, has a slight polling problem with about half of the female voting public, who have a “very unfavorable” view of him. Who could possibly guess why? Anywho, unrelated, Trump has a new moniker for Fox anchor and non-Trump fan Megyn Kelly:
Ted Cruz Calls Planned Parenthood A 'Criminal Enterprise,' Says He'd Pardon Sting Video Maker
At a Fox News town hall last night, Ted Cruz merrily described Planned Parenthood as a “national criminal enterprise committing multiple felonies,” and said if elected, he would pardon David Daleiden, recently indicted on felony charges for those anti-Planned Parenthood sting videos he made.
Trump Sure Does Treat Female Reporters Like Shit
By now, there’s no level of crass, contemptuous shitbaggery that should be surprising coming from prominent golem Donald Trump, a man who once withheld medication from his sick baby nephew. But the way he handles the political press—a group of people who are normally thought of as useful fixtures, or even just…
Still Upset About Megyn Kelly, Donald Trump Will Not Participate in Thursday's Debate
Anger toddler and Republican presidential candidate, Donald Trump, will not participate in Fox News’s Thursday primary debate. During an Iowa press conference/tantrum earlier today, Trump stomped his feet repeatedly and yelled “Noooooo,” before throwing his food to the floor. “Let’s see how much money Fox is going to…
Donald Trump Wants 'Biased' Megyn Kelly To Skip the Next Debate
Ever since Megyn Kelly questioned Donald Trump’s treatment of women in the first Republican debate, he’s been on a mission to discredit the Fox News host. Trump remains upset over a series of relatively tame questions from the August primary debate. “You’ve called women you don’t like fat pigs, dogs, slobs, and…
New Profile on Megyn Kelly Continues Media Tradition of Going Easy on Megyn Kelly
Fox News anchor and Kelly File host Megyn Kelly is featured on the cover of Vanity Fair’s February issue, revealing an array of interesting tidbits—she was violently ill during the August GOP debate, Donald Trump used to send her fan mail, her personal stance on abortion is still unknown—and a somewhat worshipful…
Donald Trump To Reunite With Big Fan Megyn Kelly in January GOP Debate
In an effort to maintain the circus-like buffoonery that has thus far characterized the 2016 presidential debates, Fox news anchor Megyn Kelly has been slated to co-moderate the January 28 GOP debate in Des Moines, Iowa. By participating, she will ostensibly reunite with best friend and diaper rash baby bottom Donald…
This Hijab Is the Purest Shade You'll Ever See on Fox News
“We have freedom of speech, we have freedom of religion,” says Megyn Kelly, in this segment about the coalition-building impulses of an overripe pumpkin from Halloween 2007. “And we’re opening up a very dangerous door if we get the government getting to go into a religious institution and decide what amounts to hate…
Republican Presidential Candidates Are a Bunch of Whiners
Can something be both a seven-story dumpster fire and more dull than watching a football field’s worth of paint dry one centimeter at a time? With their GOP debate last night, CNBC answered that one resoundingly in the affirmative. The outraged, performative yelping from both the candidates and conservative news…
Oh Thank God, Donald Trump and Fox Have Resolved Their Feud
Please exhale, because Donald Trump and Fox have finally resolved their two-week long lover’s quarrel, which began after Fox anchor Megyn Kelly asked Trump reasonable questions during the first Republican debate, and Trump responded presidentially by whining about it relentlessly while insinuating that Kelly is a…
Rosie O’Donnell Defends Periods, Says ‘There’s a War On Women’
Rosie O’Donnell recently called into radio host Jenny Hutt’s SiriusXM show, “Just Jenny,” and talked about Trump’s idiotic remarks against Megyn Kelly while also defending periods.
Fox News: Conspiracy Theories on Megyn Kelly's Vacation 'Rank...With Elvis Being Alive'
Megyn Kelly—host of Fox News’ The Kelly File and recently appointed nemesis of Donald Trump—announced last week that she was taking a much-needed vacation. “Well, it’s been an interesting week—and a long six months without a vacation for yours truly,” Kelly told viewers on Wednesday. “So I’ll be taking the next week…

