Jon Stewart Teaches Megyn Kelly a Thing or Two About Jokes

Maybe you're sick of reading about Fox News' Swarovski crystal anchorwoman Megyn Kelly and who can blame you. No one likes to see a network's singular reasonable seeming-pundit go full O'Reilly so quickly, but there you have it. This is just what Fox News does. » 12/17/13 12:30pm 12/17/13 12:30pm

Megyn Kelly Says White Santa Backlash Is Nothing But Race-Baiting

Remember last week when Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly insisted that Santa Claus was white? Well, it turns out that we should have been laughing this entire time because her comments were actually just a very well-constructed, not at all flawed and totally hilarious joke. Way to miss the punchline, IDIOTS. » 12/16/13 11:50am 12/16/13 11:50am

Jon Stewart's Megyn Kelly Takedown Is So, So Good

Fox News sure is determined to fight this War on Christmas, huh? Currently on the front lines, we have Gretchen Carlson who is just furious about a Festivus pole that's on display at the Florida State Capitol (as someone whose non-religious family never really celebrated Christmas when I was growing up, I am thrilled… » 12/13/13 11:30am 12/13/13 11:30am

Megyn Kelly Insists Santa Claus and Jesus Are White Because Duh

Fox News' Megyn Kelly is pretty annoyed about Slate writer Aisha Harris' thoughtful essay "Santa Claus Should Not Be a White Man Anymore." Her counter argument? Santa Claus — a fantasy person who doesn't actually exist — should be a white man because displaying him as otherwise would be an insult to his (again,… » 12/12/13 1:30pm 12/12/13 1:30pm

Megyn Kelly Interviews Miriam Carey's Family as They Seek Answers

Striking fear in the hearts of liberals everywhere (according to Politico anyway), Megyn Kelly's new show The Kelly Files premiered Monday night. She interviewed Ted Cruz and talked about that biker brawl, but she also sensitively talked with Miriam Carey's siblings about their concerns with the way their sister's car… » 10/08/13 11:00am 10/08/13 11:00am

Women on Cable News are Having a Kickass Week

Fox News announced Tuesday afternoon that Megyn Kelly, current anchor of America Live and current holder of her third child in her womb, will get her own primetime show once she returns from maternity leave. Coincidentally, Soledad O'Brien, formerly of CNN, announced yesterday that she's joining Al Jazeera America.… » 7/02/13 6:15pm 7/02/13 6:15pm

Fox Newsbot Megyn Kelly Hands Misogynists Their Asses on a Plate

Fuck, Marry, Kill: Megyn Kelly, Lou Dobbs, or Erick Erickson? Kelly just made the HARDEST QUESTION EVER POSED a little easier by slamming the two other contenders for arguing that it's unnatural for women to be breadwinners because Erickson has mommy issues and preschool-level science expertise. Bonus: Kelly's the only … » 5/31/13 4:00pm 5/31/13 4:00pm

Sarah Palin Calls the AP ‘Absolute Jerks’

Fitness sensei and political nonentity Sarah Palin is not happy with the Associated Press, not happy at all. Really, she thinks the AP is full of "absolute jerks" who think snapping and posting a picture of Mitt Romney farting on schoolchildren is good journalism. Really, Associated Press jerkfaces — Mitt Romney's… » 10/11/12 10:45pm 10/11/12 10:45pm

What We're Really Talking About When We Talk About Hillary Clinton…

On Monday, the front and center picture on Drudge Report was Hillary Clinton's bespectacled face without makeup, because apparently we've talked about every other possible topic in the world. The picture of Clinton's face, which Matt Drudge helpfully tagged "Au Naturel," features the smiling Secretary of State's… » 5/09/12 11:20am 5/09/12 11:20am

Megyn Kelly Manages to Make Mitt Romney Look Even Worse

Ever wonder what it looks like when a robot initiates a self-destruct sequence? Well, then please enjoy this collection of lowlights from Mitt Romney's appearance on Fox News yesterday. It's all of the worst of Romney—smug, stiff, rich—and none of the good...well, frankly, I can't think of anything good. Oh, right,… » 3/15/12 10:00am 3/15/12 10:00am

Karen Handel Goes on Fox News to Confirm Why We Should Stop Supporting …

Yesterday Karen Handel, the ink barely dry on her resignation from Susan G. Komen for the Cure, appeared on Megyn Kelly's Fox News show for her first post-quitting interview. She wants America to know that she didn't act alone in pushing for Planned Parenthood's defunding, that several members of the board colluded to … » 2/08/12 4:40pm 2/08/12 4:40pm

Megyn Kelly Bravely Stands Up For Megyn Kelly's Rights

Fox News anchor and professional mom Megyn Kelly has made a name for herself not only for demonstrating how alternate spellings of common first names are terrible, but also for breaking step with her conservative pundit colleagues to defend paid maternity leave and upper mobility for people born into the middle class. … » 12/12/11 12:55pm 12/12/11 12:55pm