Bill O'Reilly Can't Handle How Jealous He Is of Megyn Kelly

Megyn Kelly is again walking away from infantile on-air arguments smelling like roses and blonde contempt. A little over a week ago, she was sparring with professional moron Dinesh D'Souza and now Kelly has managed to make the grumpiest white man on the planet look like a even more cantankerous, crusty scab. » 1/28/15 6:30pm 1/28/15 6:30pm

Megyn Kelly Finds Nancy Pelosi Guilty of Sexism for Critiquing SCOTUS

During a press conference Thursday, Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi said Americans "should be afraid" of the Supreme Court as it stands now, due to the fact that cases like Burwell v. Hobby Lobby Stores, Inc. are being decided by a predominantly conservative male court. Megyn Kelly thinks this is sexism. » 7/11/14 11:00am 7/11/14 11:00am

Brit Hume Applauds Megyn Kelly's Influential Hotness

This year, Time is honoring the people it's deemed the 100 Most Influential by having other influential people write their profiles — Dolly Parton wrote about Miley Cyrus, President Obama wrote about the Pope, Madeleine Albright wrote about Vladimir Putin in what will surely go down in history as the "Ether" of… » 4/24/14 1:30pm 4/24/14 1:30pm

Megyn Kelly Says White Santa Backlash Is Nothing But Race-Baiting

Remember last week when Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly insisted that Santa Claus was white? Well, it turns out that we should have been laughing this entire time because her comments were actually just a very well-constructed, not at all flawed and totally hilarious joke. Way to miss the punchline, IDIOTS. » 12/16/13 11:50am 12/16/13 11:50am

Jon Stewart's Megyn Kelly Takedown Is So, So Good

Fox News sure is determined to fight this War on Christmas, huh? Currently on the front lines, we have Gretchen Carlson who is just furious about a Festivus pole that's on display at the Florida State Capitol (as someone whose non-religious family never really celebrated Christmas when I was growing up, I am thrilled… » 12/13/13 11:30am 12/13/13 11:30am

Megyn Kelly Insists Santa Claus and Jesus Are White Because Duh

Fox News' Megyn Kelly is pretty annoyed about Slate writer Aisha Harris' thoughtful essay "Santa Claus Should Not Be a White Man Anymore." Her counter argument? Santa Claus — a fantasy person who doesn't actually exist — should be a white man because displaying him as otherwise would be an insult to his (again,… » 12/12/13 1:30pm 12/12/13 1:30pm

Go Home, Sarah Palin. You're Drunk.

Former Alaska governor and current ??? Sarah Palin, who has a rare condition that renders her incapable of improvement, appeared on Megyn Kelly's show on Fox News yesterday. And it was... even more of a shitshow than most Sarah Palin appearances. Even Megyn Kelly — tough, no-nonsense host Megyn Kelly — had trouble… » 10/18/13 11:50am 10/18/13 11:50am

Megyn Kelly Interviews Miriam Carey's Family as They Seek Answers

Striking fear in the hearts of liberals everywhere (according to Politico anyway), Megyn Kelly's new show The Kelly Files premiered Monday night. She interviewed Ted Cruz and talked about that biker brawl, but she also sensitively talked with Miriam Carey's siblings about their concerns with the way their sister's… » 10/08/13 11:00am 10/08/13 11:00am

Women on Cable News are Having a Kickass Week

Fox News announced Tuesday afternoon that Megyn Kelly, current anchor of America Live and current holder of her third child in her womb, will get her own primetime show once she returns from maternity leave. Coincidentally, Soledad O'Brien, formerly of CNN, announced yesterday that she's joining Al Jazeera America.… » 7/02/13 6:15pm 7/02/13 6:15pm

Fox Newsbot Megyn Kelly Hands Misogynists Their Asses on a Plate

Fuck, Marry, Kill: Megyn Kelly, Lou Dobbs, or Erick Erickson? Kelly just made the HARDEST QUESTION EVER POSED a little easier by slamming the two other contenders for arguing that it's unnatural for women to be breadwinners because Erickson has mommy issues and preschool-level science expertise. Bonus: Kelly's the… » 5/31/13 4:00pm 5/31/13 4:00pm

Sarah Palin Calls the AP ‘Absolute Jerks’

Fitness sensei and political nonentity Sarah Palin is not happy with the Associated Press, not happy at all. Really, she thinks the AP is full of "absolute jerks" who think snapping and posting a picture of Mitt Romney farting on schoolchildren is good journalism. Really, Associated Press jerkfaces — Mitt Romney's… » 10/11/12 10:45pm 10/11/12 10:45pm

What We're Really Talking About When We Talk About Hillary Clinton…

On Monday, the front and center picture on Drudge Report was Hillary Clinton's bespectacled face without makeup, because apparently we've talked about every other possible topic in the world. The picture of Clinton's face, which Matt Drudge helpfully tagged "Au Naturel," features the smiling Secretary of State's… » 5/09/12 11:20am 5/09/12 11:20am