Michael Phelps Gets a Girlfriend, Everyone Immediately Assumes She's a Fame Whore

You guys know that's super rude, right? Like someone couldn't possibly like Michael Phelps because he's, um, a decent human being with a nice personality (also, unlimited party subs!)? This week, Phelps made his first public appearance with girlfriend Megan Rossee, who is either a fame-hungry cocktail waitress or a… »8/06/12 9:00pm8/06/12 9:00pm