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NY Governor Andrew Cuomo Plans to Raise Fast Food Wages On His Own

Yesterday, New York Governor Andrew Cuomo put the fast food industry on notice when he proposed to raise fast food wages in the Empire State through use of an appointed “Wage Board,” circumventing the state legislature. But do such powers fall under his purview? Actually, most likely yes. »5/07/15 9:15pm5/07/15 9:15pm

James Franco: 'McDonald’s Was There for Me. When No One Else Was.'

The Washington Post published a bizarre op-ed from writer/director/actor/natural brunette James Franco today. It’s about McDonald’s. Franco is saddened by restaurant’s current slump and wanted let everyone know that he hopes the golden arches can successfully rejuvenate sales. Why? Because he worked there for three… »5/07/15 9:30am5/07/15 9:30am

Does Taylor Swift Have An Evil Twin She's Been Hiding in Japan?

Did you know that Taylor Swift had a twin sister? No? Well, that’s probably because like Elizabeth Olson — who was confined to the basement of the Full House house until Mary-Kate and Ashley’s careers fizzled — Swift’s banished her evil twin to Japan where she’s had to make a living selling hamburgers fries in a red… »4/17/15 5:30pm4/17/15 5:30pm

Live Your Best Life in Big Mac Clothes, Sleep on Sexy Big Mac Sheets

McDonald's is having a great week. After giving absolutely zero fucks about Taco Bell's smear campaign (Ronald should really consider "at least we don't give you the squirts" as a comeback slogan), the restaurant has launched a lifestyle line which will allow fans of the Big Mac to show off their love for the burger… »3/26/15 11:20am3/26/15 11:20am

McDonald's Asks Bands to Play Show for Free, Is Dickish When Rebutted

Like many major corporations these days, McDonald's wants badly to get in on the SXSW action, reaping the benefits of the long-running music festival but becoming part of the reason it's not as fun as it used to be to attend. But because SXSW's core focus is (ostensibly) "emerging" musicians, as McDonald's put it, the… »3/06/15 2:15pm3/06/15 2:15pm

Shade Court: Matt Lauer, a Confused Business Insider and Queen Cookie

Does anyone else find it amazing that, after 19 weeks of Shade Court, there's still an enormous group of people who are still out there embarrassing themselves? I'm just kidding, that's not surprising at all. In this week's Shade Court, Matt Lauer tries to get back at Ellen, Drake's fans go H.A.M. on Chris Brown and… »2/27/15 5:10pm2/27/15 5:10pm