Haters, Gather 'Round: Let's All Hate On the New McDonald's Tagline

McDonalds is in a bit of a pickle. It seems that people aren't trying to get their Big Mac on quite like they used to. Profits are declining while Americans stuff themselves with Chipotle burritos. What is the largest hamburger fast food chain on Earth to do? They could focus on improving their product or perhaps… » 10/28/14 5:15pm Tuesday 5:15pm

Subway Sandwich Bread to No Longer Contain Chemical Found in Yoga Mats

Subway has been feeding us yoga mats. Well, to be specific: The bread at the sandwich chain’s American locations carries a chemical that is also found in yoga mats and sneaker soles for elasticity. This does not happen in Subways abroad, but the company is ditching it here in the good ol' USA, isn’t that nice? » 2/07/14 12:00pm 2/07/14 12:00pm

Pennsylvania McDonalds Accused of Selling Heroin in Happy Meals

Innovative and efficient! You have to give it that! You have to give it that. A McDonalds employee in Pittsburgh has been accused of selling heroin from her post at the drive-through window. All you needed was $82, a car, and an extreme longing for heroin, and the 26-year-old would give you a Happy Meal full of, um,… » 1/30/14 4:40pm 1/30/14 4:40pm

Everyone Hates McDonald's, and McDonald's Probably Hates You Too

The list of America's most hated companies is out and McDonald's is at the top. The company's public struggle with worker wage protests and penchant for paying just enough to put keep their employees below the poverty line hasn't worked out so well. I love it when a national protest works, even if it's just in the… » 1/16/14 10:50am 1/16/14 10:50am

A Horse Walks Into a McDonald's… And Shits on the Floor

A woman in Manchester, UK, tried to order at the drive-thru window at McDonald's, but was denied. The problem? She was on horseback. Clearly in the midst of a Big Mac Attack (so hungry she could eat a horse?), the woman was undeterred: She decided to enter the restaurant and order at the counter. And she took the… » 7/22/13 3:15pm 7/22/13 3:15pm