Live Your Best Life in Big Mac Clothes, Sleep on Sexy Big Mac Sheets

McDonald's is having a great week. After giving absolutely zero fucks about Taco Bell's smear campaign (Ronald should really consider "at least we don't give you the squirts" as a comeback slogan), the restaurant has launched a lifestyle line which will allow fans of the Big Mac to show off their love for the burger… » 3/26/15 11:20am Thursday 11:20am

McDonald's Workers Are Regularly Told to Treat Burns With Condiments

"Put some mustard on it" is a surprisingly common refrain among McDonald's managers, according to a new survey. » 3/18/15 8:59pm 3/18/15 8:59pm

McDonald's Asks Bands to Play Show for Free, Is Dickish When Rebutted

Like many major corporations these days, McDonald's wants badly to get in on the SXSW action, reaping the benefits of the long-running music festival but becoming part of the reason it's not as fun as it used to be to attend. But because SXSW's core focus is (ostensibly) "emerging" musicians, as McDonald's put it, the… » 3/06/15 2:15pm 3/06/15 2:15pm

Shade Court: Matt Lauer, a Confused Business Insider and Queen Cookie

Does anyone else find it amazing that, after 19 weeks of Shade Court, there's still an enormous group of people who are still out there embarrassing themselves? I'm just kidding, that's not surprising at all. In this week's Shade Court, Matt Lauer tries to get back at Ellen, Drake's fans go H.A.M. on Chris Brown and… » 2/27/15 5:10pm 2/27/15 5:10pm

American Hero Food Critic Marilyn Hagerty Reviews Her Local McDonald's

Marilyn Hagerty, the Grand Forks, North Dakota writer who rose to national prominence by writing an earnest review for her local Olive Garden, has finally conquered the Rachmaninoff Piano Concerto No. 3 of food critique: McDonald's. » 1/22/15 2:30pm 1/22/15 2:30pm

Haters, Gather 'Round: Let's All Hate On the New McDonald's Tagline

McDonalds is in a bit of a pickle. It seems that people aren't trying to get their Big Mac on quite like they used to. Profits are declining while Americans stuff themselves with Chipotle burritos. What is the largest hamburger fast food chain on Earth to do? They could focus on improving their product or perhaps… » 10/28/14 5:15pm 10/28/14 5:15pm

Mom Arrested for Letting Kid Play in Park Sues Station Who Doxxed Her

Debra Harrell plans to file a lawsuit against the news station which posted her private information including social security number and home address. » 8/15/14 11:05am 8/15/14 11:05am

Mom Arrested for Letting Kid Play Outside Has Been Fired by McDonald's

An update: Debra Harrell, the mother who was arrested and charged with "unlawful conduct" after adults saw her daughter playing in a park alone, has been fired from her job at McDonald's. » 7/22/14 1:00pm 7/22/14 1:00pm

Woman Beaten to Death for Refusing to Give Men Her Number

A woman was beaten to death by a group of men at a McDonald's in Shangdong, China on Wednesday because she refused to give them her number. Six men have been arrested. According to reports, witnesses were either unable or unwilling to help. » 6/01/14 3:10pm 6/01/14 3:10pm

Ronald McDonald Gets a Normcore Makeover

America's favorite wage-thieving nightmare clown is getting a sartorial makeover, abandoning his traditional avant-garde drop crotch onesie for something decidedly more pedestrian (actual capris). » 4/24/14 1:45pm 4/24/14 1:45pm

Teen Fights McDonald's 'Boys' and 'Girls' Happy Meal Toys--And Wins

New Haven teen Antonia Ayres-Brown challenged the fast food giant on their gendered Happy Meal toys and got some changes made. And it only took five years. » 4/21/14 1:20pm 4/21/14 1:20pm

Man Punches Woman For Cutting Him Off in McDonald's Drive-Thru Lane

A 68-year-old man punched a woman who reportedly cut him off in the drive-thru lane at a McDonald's in Winter Haven, Florida, according to police. » 4/01/14 11:45pm 4/01/14 11:45pm

McDonald's Tries to Win Breakfast By Wooing You With FREE CAFFEINE

There’s a breakfast battle happening ladies and it's, like, the real deal. We might even get free coffee out of it, it's that serious! » 3/28/14 2:30pm 3/28/14 2:30pm

McDonald's May Extend Breakfast Hours, So HASH BROWNS FOR ALL

Very important breakfast news: It seems McDonald's is considering the possibility of extending breakfast hours. Any hint of such a development, however faint, should be greeted with enthusiasm, joy and possibly even dancing in the streets. Because HASH BROWNS. » 2/24/14 4:45pm 2/24/14 4:45pm

Florida McDonald's Taking Reservations for Valentine's Day Dinner

Happy Valentine's Day! Scrambling to make last-minute plans because you forgot it was Valentine's Day until you read the first line of this article? No worries; McDonald's has you covered (if you're in Florida, that is). » 2/14/14 11:10am 2/14/14 11:10am

Subway Sandwich Bread to No Longer Contain Chemical Found in Yoga Mats

Subway has been feeding us yoga mats. Well, to be specific: The bread at the sandwich chain’s American locations carries a chemical that is also found in yoga mats and sneaker soles for elasticity. This does not happen in Subways abroad, but the company is ditching it here in the good ol' USA, isn’t that nice? » 2/07/14 12:00pm 2/07/14 12:00pm

People Petition McDonald’s to Ruin Vegetables Just Like It Ruined Beef

Vegetarians all over these United States have turned out by the metaphorical wagonload to take a stand and sign a petition that could radically change the way Americans consume food: McDonald's should add a "meatless protein-centric option" to its menu. » 2/02/14 1:30pm 2/02/14 1:30pm

Pennsylvania McDonalds Accused of Selling Heroin in Happy Meals

Innovative and efficient! You have to give it that! You have to give it that. A McDonalds employee in Pittsburgh has been accused of selling heroin from her post at the drive-through window. All you needed was $82, a car, and an extreme longing for heroin, and the 26-year-old would give you a Happy Meal full of, um,… » 1/30/14 4:40pm 1/30/14 4:40pm

Everyone Hates McDonald's, and McDonald's Probably Hates You Too

The list of America's most hated companies is out and McDonald's is at the top. The company's public struggle with worker wage protests and penchant for paying just enough to put keep their employees below the poverty line hasn't worked out so well. I love it when a national protest works, even if it's just in the… » 1/16/14 10:50am 1/16/14 10:50am

Hey McDonald's, Adventure Time Is Also for Girls

Seriously, when is enough enough? Adventure Time has some great female characters, and gender-swapping storylines, so why does the fast food chain think it's a good idea to market an Adventure Time Happy Meal line, and cut out all the female characters? » 1/15/14 5:30pm 1/15/14 5:30pm