Now you can get over-the-counter DIY paternity tests at your local neighborhood Boots the Chemist. Our first thought? This is bad news for Maury.
For all you gif collectors out there, the Tumblr The Results Are In offers up a whole bunch of super-dramatic moments taken from Maury Povich's dynamic talk show. It's a little treasure trove.
Proof you can't trust every haircut you read: "Desimond, you are the father!"