Terrible News: Matthew 'Dallas' McConaughey Won't Be in Magic Mike XXL

Sorry ladies, but the ass-less chaps worn by Matthew McConaughey must go to another nearly nude actor — “Alright Alright Alright” dropped out of Magic Mike XXL. Don’t worry though, I’m sure the producers will find another succulent man to tickle our fancies since the storyline and the acting certainly won’t. » 9/18/14 11:30am 9/18/14 11:30am

Drake and Rihanna Hung Out Twice, 'Proof' that They Are Humping Again

It is written: If two people who formerly humped hang out twice in one week, they are 100% definitely humping once again. (I mean, that actually usually is true, but also this is silly.) Such is the case with Rihanna and Drake, who sat near each other at a club the other night and then at Drake's concert the following… » 8/20/14 8:00pm 8/20/14 8:00pm

Ryan Gosling Might Stop Making Movies Now that He's Making Babies

Someone dug up a quote from Ryan Gosling from 2011 in which he stated that he's only making movies until he starts "making babies." So, now that Eva Mendes is pretty much probably mostly almost totally confirmed to be preggo, does that mean the Goz's film career is winding down? (I mean, no. Almost certainly not.… » 7/10/14 8:00pm 7/10/14 8:00pm

Brad Pitt and Matthew McConaughey Perfect Their Beer Tossing Skills

Everyone's favorite rambling Texan actor Matthew McConaughey discovered he had a very special neighbor during a trip to New Orleans. McConaughey was hanging out on a balcony, doing typical McConaughey stuff, when fellow handsome actor person Brad Pitt emerged from a balcony across the street. » 5/19/14 10:20am 5/19/14 10:20am

Matthew McConaughey Reveals the Story Behind 'Alright Alright Alright'

Matthew McConaughey can't stop, won't stop saying "alright alright alright," a line he originally improvised in Dazed and Confused but has since adopted as his own personal catchphrase. But where'd it come from? Turns out he was inspired by Jim Morrison's chatter on a Doors live album. Too, too perfect. » 3/12/14 11:00am 3/12/14 11:00am

Every Matthew McConaughey Movie Is Actually About Rust Cohle

Fans of HBO's True Detective are an obsessive lot. Over the course of the show's 8-episode first season, bajillions of hours of productivity were wasted discussing, dissecting, and speculating about the show. Insane-sounding theories about the identity of the murderous Yellow King abounded, each with an… » 3/10/14 3:45pm 3/10/14 3:45pm

Did a Horrifying Real Satanic Sex Abuse Case Inspire True Detective?

In a recent interview, True Detective creator Nic Pizzolatto told Entertainment Weekly that his hit show's fictional inspirations range from high literature to low pulp. But it seems the show drew inspiration from elsewhere as well — an incredibly horrifying real case of satanism and sexual abuse in rural Louisiana in… » 2/28/14 5:15pm 2/28/14 5:15pm

Cate Blanchett Wasn’t Thrilled About Being Played Off at SAG Awards

Cate Blanchett won a SAG award last night (hooray!) for her performance as Blanche DuBois in Woody Allen Movie No. 463. She was understandably thrilled about winning, but not so thrilled about getting the hurry-it-along music after 29 seconds, especially since America's stoned older cousin who made us all watch A… » 1/19/14 5:00pm 1/19/14 5:00pm

Matthew McConaughey Is Mad Skinny in the Dallas Buyers Club Trailer

The trailer for Dallas Buyers Club, the movie for which shirt-depising actor Matthew McConaughey lost a ton of weight to play a man struggling with HIV in the 1980s, is out. McConaughey's racket in this film is that his character (based on a REAL LIVE HUMAN WHO LIVED), after being told he has a month to live, starts… » 8/27/13 7:20pm 8/27/13 7:20pm

Paula Deen Cruise, a.k.a. Titanic For Racists, Adds Additional Voyage

While Paula Deen's backers have been steadily jumping ship since she outed herself as an N-word-using, separate-bathroom-using, down-home deep-fried racist, others of her kind are flocking to support her. In fact, the annual Paula Deen Cruise has tacked on an additional voyage for summer 2014 thanks to high demand. » 6/27/13 9:00am 6/27/13 9:00am

Matthew McConaughey Lost So Much Weight He Almost Went Blind

Today in smart decisions that actors make, Matthew McConaughey, long known for going big or going home (to play shirtless bongos) lost close to 50 damn pounds to play a dying AIDS patient in his new film Dallas Buyers Club. Weight wasn't the only thing McConaughey lost — apparently his vision started to go out, too. » 5/30/13 8:00pm 5/30/13 8:00pm

Beyoncé Tells Vogue That 1-Year-Old Blue Ivy Is Her Best Friend

In the March issue of Vogue, Beyoncé wants you to know that she's neither cyborg-armed Type-A perfectionist nor untouchable pop star. She's a wooooman, W-O-M-A-N. She has never been more aware of her womanity. "Right now, after giving birth, I really understand the power of my body. I just feel my body means… » 2/12/13 9:00am 2/12/13 9:00am