Tyra Banks, entrepreneur, self-declared "fivehead" and human being as delightful as she is batshit, denied to Steve Harvey that she was recently romanced by the much-younger Drake as well as her America's Next Top Model co-star Robert Evans. In the process, she unleashed a crazed monologue that invokes Sarah Kane at her…

Concussions are very serious. But the shenanigans that lead to concussions? Often hilarious. Case in point: Justin Bieber's run in with a large, immovable glass wall last night at the singer's Paris concert, which resulted in a slapstick collision (funny!) followed by cartoons of birds and stars circling his head (also …

Remember when Jessica Simpson's job was "singer"? Does she even DO that anymore? I feel like now her entire job is being a pregnant lady. Seriously, Jessica Simpson has been pregnant for like 11 years. Except now she's not pregnant anymore—curse these unemployment rates!—because that baby fiiiiiiiiiiinally came out. And…

Here's a blast from the past for Lost fans: Drama between Jack and Charlie. It began innocently enough on Sunday, when a Lost-addicted young woman named Becca made a plea to Dominic Monaghan — he played Charlie — on Twitter. She begged Monaghan to persuade his costar to sign up for the social media.

DUI haver and alleged bus driver puncher Matthew Fox has been off the film and television radar since everyone's most beloved disappointment Lost ended in 2010. Get ready for all that to change — the actor will soon appear Alex Cross, a film based on the action novel series I, Alex Cross by James Patterson (found in…

Ever since his tenure as the super studdly if occasionally whiny Jack Shepard on Lost ended, we haven't seen much of Matthew Fox. Well, now he's back in the spotlight after being busted for doing something decidedly un-foxy: driving drunk. Is this an isolated incident or a sign that he's officially lost his way in…

Jill Zarin, Kelly Bensimmon, Alex McCord, and Cindy Barshop have been cut from season 5 of RHONY. What are they supposed to do now? Just freelance their Realness? Non-FDA approved prescription drug trials? Be professionally Not Employed but act as consultants? Maybe they could form a staffing firm called Deloitte &…

After it was discovered that The Real Housewives' Michaele —who was not recently abducted— had left husband Tareq Salahi to be with Journey guitarist Neal Schon, Salahi says he has decided to file for divorce. Oh, and there's something else to this story. Something...below the belt.

• A court hearing has been scheduled for tomorrow morning to determine whether or not Lindsay Lohan can leave rehab two months early, but sources say she's already signed discharge papers and will sneak out today to avoid a media frenzy.