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Shade Court: Matt Lauer, a Confused Business Insider and Queen Cookie

Does anyone else find it amazing that, after 19 weeks of Shade Court, there's still an enormous group of people who are still out there embarrassing themselves? I'm just kidding, that's not surprising at all. In this week's Shade Court, Matt Lauer tries to get back at Ellen, Drake's fans go H.A.M. on Chris Brown and… »2/27/15 5:10pm2/27/15 5:10pm

Watching Chris Rock Tease Matt Lauer Is Incredibly Satisfying

Chris Rock: Every time he comes on television we're just reminded about how much he was missed when he wasn't there. While appearing on The Today Show Monday to promote his new movie Top Five, Rock took the opportunity to poke fun at Today's endlessly dramatic competition with Good Morning America for ratings… »12/01/14 9:30am12/01/14 9:30am

​Kaci Hickox Is Definitely Not Going to Follow Those Quarantine Rules

Kaci Hickox, the nurse who was placed in quarantine for three days upon returning from treating Ebola in Sierra Leone despite testing negative for Ebola, has been placed under a more relaxed quarantine in her Maine home. Still smelling traces of bullshit and paranoia, Hickox will not be following the updated… »10/29/14 12:10pm10/29/14 12:10pm

Hornball Carson Daly Wants to Know If Pippa Middleton Has a Boyfriend

The Today Show finally aired the first part of their much hyped Pippa Middleton interview, revealing some very exciting, need-to-know facts about Kate Middleton's younger sister, like how she's self-described as "normal," how she thought the royal wedding was going to be "normal" and how her relationship with Kate… »6/30/14 11:50am6/30/14 11:50am

Can Matt Lauer Be Both a Sexist Prick and a Good Dad?

Today, Matt Lauer sounded like an old timey idiot when he interviewed General Motors CEO Mary Barra about whether it was possible to be a good mom and a good CEO at the same time. But that raises an important question: Can a pompous, soul-dead talking head who couches his sexism in "not to be a sexist, but (sexism)"… »6/26/14 1:40pm6/26/14 1:40pm

Dottie Sandusky Is Defensive and Delusional in Emotional TV Interview

In a 50 minute interview with Matt Lauer that aired on Today Wednesday morning, Jerry Sandusky's wife Dottie vigorously defended her husband, describing in detail how his conviction has changed their lives and repeating numerous times that they are not lying about his innocence. "He would have admitted to this if he… »3/12/14 3:30pm3/12/14 3:30pm

Report: Bob Costas' Olympic Eye Infection Was From Botched Botox

If you were a TV host with a huge gig on the horizon — the ding dang Olympics — you might make an appointment to get a little freshen up with the cosmetic surgeon. Who could blame you? You want to look your best when the whole world is watching. But what if something went wrong and your eyes got red and your vision… »3/07/14 11:00am3/07/14 11:00am

The CEO of Twitter Wants These Female Comedians to Use Twitter

On Friday's Today show, Matt Lauer interviewed Twitter CEO Dick Costolo. While the conversation skimmed the surface of revealing any actual information – Twitter is so hip and cool! Sometimes people send mean tweets! Man everyone there is young! – Costolo subtly tried to smooth over the company's "woman problem" with… »12/06/13 10:00am12/06/13 10:00am

Sarah Palin Has Gone Batshit Insane Over the 'War on Christmas'

Sarah Palin, a human angry telephone call from an apoplectic aunt whose opinion you long ago stopped valuing, is BACK (I didn't realize that she'd gone away, otherwise I'd had spent more time cherishing my precious Palin-free days). The former Alaska governor and current Alaska embarrassment's recent media blitz has… »11/11/13 2:00pm11/11/13 2:00pm