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"Does The Horrific Taste Of Vagina Become Less Vomitous As I Get Used To Oral?"
It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, the Molly to my Nomi, Rich, helps me dole out advice on stuff like smegma, internet sex, and incest. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)
crazy old ladies
What Was Lauren Hutton On When She "Massaged" Her Ladyparts With Her Bravo A-List Award?
Lauren Hutton won a sort of lifetime achievement "Beauty Icon" award at Bravo's A-List awards, which aired last night, and her acceptance speech was, um, interesting. If not completely drug addled. Hutton began by saying, "I've been up for 46 hours. It's a long story, but a good one." We believe her! A reader who attended the awards told us that Hutton rubbed the statue she received on her crotch and simulated masturbation, but Bravo only showed her from the waist-up at that point. Clip above.
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"What's Wrong With Me?"
It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, the Hoda to my Kathie Lee, Rich, helps me dole out advice on stuff like ticklish balls, dating transsexuals, and lost panties. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)
great sexpectations
Earlier: Dr. Ruth Personally Advises Us On Period Sex More »
Dr. Ruth Freaks Out Kathie Lee And Hoda With Masturbation Discussion
Jezebel fave and OG sex educator Dr. Ruth turns 80 tomorrow, and she stopped by Today this morning to talk to Hoda and Kathie Lee, rolling her r's around words like "orgasm," "erection," "sperm." But it was when she talked about how important it is for women to masturbate that really freaked out the prim and proper Kathie Lee and Hoda (who, BTW, modeled her Spanx for the cameras about 30 minutes prior to this). Then the ladies brought out a birthday cake for the good doctor, and helped her blow out all 80 candles. She's the cutest! Clip above.Earlier: Dr. Ruth Personally Advises Us On Period Sex More »
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P.S. No animals were drugged in the making of this video.
"Should I Tell My Boyfriend About My Incest Fantasies?"
It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, the wind beneath my wings, Rich, helps me dole out advice on stuff like incest fantasies, rape fantasies, and friends with bad teeth. (And this time, someone sent us dick pics!!!) Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)P.S. No animals were drugged in the making of this video.
pot psychology
"If You Really Like A Guy Should You Wait To Bang Him?"
When we filmed our 420 episode of Pot Psychology with Street Carnage's Gavin McInnes, we went all out to get in the right state of mind for the special event. Actually, we sorta went overboard. By the end of the night I puked, Rich was ready to hide in my bedroom, and Gavin had a paranoid delusion that Betty the intern thought he was gonna rape her. But in between all that, we managed to film nearly four hours of rambling nonsense that was just too good to confine to one episode, so this week's Pot Psych is part 2 of that epic night, in which we answer questions about hummers, midgets, and the dangers of senior citizens masturbating. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)
Strictly Dickly
"Researchers from the Cancer Council of Victoria found that men who masturbated more than five times each week were one-third less likely to develop the cancer." Ooh, good for them! Jerk offs. [Fox News]
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"Is It Weird To Masturbate With A Stuffed Animal?"
It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Note: Pot Psychology will appear on Fridays, not Thursdays, from now on.) In this episode, the wind beneath my wings, Rich, and I pull a Tyra and offer up a clip show of never-before-seen footage and unanswered questions on topics like weird-tasting breasts, phone sex, and avoiding people you don't like. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)
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"Will Squirting Too Much Make Me Incontinent?"
It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, the wind beneath my wings, Rich, helps me dole out advice on stuff like eating food out of vaginas, testicle-shaving, and prom dates. (And this time, someone sent us dick pics!!!) Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)
pot psychology
"How Do I Tell A Casual Sex Partner I May Have Given Him Herpes?"
It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, the wind beneath my wings, Rich, and I dole out advice on stuff like low libidos, virgin friends, and how everyone is probably gay. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)
good vibes
5 Household Items That Will Help You 'Get Off' Easy
For a lot of us, masturbating is like eating: It's something we need to do to survive, and we've evolved beyond using our hands. (Or maybe it's just that some of us are so lazy that we've come to rely on technological advances to do it.) So when I packed to go on an 8-day vacation last week, I surveyed my vibe collection to see which would be the most travel-friendly for a trip with a large group of people sharing bedrooms in an open, airy beach house. In the end, I decided against packing any of them, because I knew they were all too loud or large to not draw attention. But by day 6 of my trip I was going out of my mind, and I decided I needed to be a little more self-reliant in self-pleasuring. I began compiling a mental list of items found in a typical household that aren't intended to help one masturbate (and that aren't "personal massagers"), but still help out with the task, and then went about testing each one. My results, after the jump. More »
rag trade
Jill Stuart Jettisons Lindsay Lohan For Hilary Swank
- Lindsay Lohan has been dropped as the face of Jill Stuart, because she's, well, Lindsay Lohan. Her replacement: Hilary Swank. [Porfolio - Mixed Media]
- Tomorrow's the last night of this season's Project Runway: What are fans supposed to do with ourselves now? Oh yes, stalk the casting sessions for Season 5, which begin this month. [Sassybella]
- Not content with shilling overpriced denim, Victoria Beckham is now doing a line of dresses which will be done under a separate label than her DVB denim line. The dress line's name? POSH Frocks, naturally. [Sassybella]
- Pete Wentz is opening his own salon in Chicago. To which I say: NO. [BellaSugar]
- Chloe Sevigny for Opening Ceremony looks, well, like the crazy prepster-indie-skater-prairie girl shit you normally see on... Chloe Sevigny. [FabSugar]
sexual politics
Universities Battle Unconventional Forms Of Sexual Harassment
Sexual harassment is nothing new on college campuses. But Tufts University, which happens to be my alma mater, is experiencing an outbreak of female trouble that goes beyond your run of the mill professors-petting-students issues: Female students are coming forward saying that, while studying in the university's main library, they have found themselves under the gaze of a "dark-skinned, disheveled man with dark hair" who seats himself close, places a random book or magazine in his lap, and then begins masturbating. The Tufts police have located a suspect they believe to be mentally ill and therefore unaware that his behavior was inappropriate; no further legal action was taken and Tufts says it will continue its policy of not requiring any form of identification for entrance to its libraries. Which leads to some difficult questions: Is this in fact sexual harassment? Does action needed to be taken to "protect" students from being subjected to this form of "harassment"? And does one treat the people who have witnessed this public masturbation as not just witnesses but as victims, too? More »
the week that was
This Week We Choo-Choo-Chose Polyamory, The Cosby Kids, Mariah Carey And Cunts
- Love was in the air this week, especially for these gorillas who were doing it missionary. From now on, missionary sex will be referred to as "gorilla style."
- Maybe they should have bought condoms first, like the Golden Girls did. That Zbornak is always prepared!
- Another old broad, Jane Fonda, said cunt on the Today show.
- We pondered polyamory, which seems like something Jane would have been into in the 70s.
- Mariah Carey = Hello Kitty + Einstein. Think about it.
- Our favorite animated bleeding heart, Lisa Simpson, choo-choo-chooses Ralph Wiggum.
- Also involving choo-choos: the Darjeeling Limited-esque Free People catalog.
- Obama's campaign is like a runaway train! Hop on it!
- The Witch of Blackbird Pond inspired fantasies of dripping breeches.
party of one
Is There Ever A "Too Young" To Start Masturbating?
That totally disturbing story yesterday about parents masturbating their kids got me to thinking: What age do most kids begin doing the deed themselves? Although my relationship with my vibrator is one that I cherish (and one that got me through a dateless Valentine's last night) I was manual, not automatic, for most of my life. Because before my vibes, I had my hands, and before I used my hands I used various remote controls, and before the remote controls I had an intimate relationship with the arm of this ratty old chair in the playroom of my old house. Masturbation might just be the only thing in my life I've ever truly stuck with, succeeded at, and put 100% of my effort into. I'm no expert on child behavior (childish behavior, sure), so I don't really know what's the "norm," but I can honestly say that I can't for the life of me remember a time when I didn't play with myself. More »
clips
The Duke Spirit Frontwoman Leila Moss Talks Flowers, Farts And Female Masturbation
Leila Moss, lead singer of British rock band The Duke Spirit, sat down with us to discuss the pros and cons of Valentine's Day and what really goes on in a tour bus. (Seriously, any girl who speaks so casually about passing gas and playing with herself will always have a special place in our hearts.) Clip above, and check out their video for their new single "The Step and The Walk" from their album Neptune, due out in April.
Ad Libs
Imagine our delight when we came across this curious advertisement for Alessandro Dell'Acqua in the new (February) issue of Harper's Bazaar. (This playful, pink-skirted model is followed up two pages later by a Lanvin mannequin grabbing her breasts in apparent ecstasy.) But whatever is she doing? And whatever is she thinking? Click on the image to enlarge, then give us your guesses, and the model, your imagined interior monologues.
Imagine our delight when we came across this curious advertisement for Alessandro Dell'Acqua in the new (February) issue of Harper's Bazaar. (This playful, pink-skirted model is followed up two pages later by a Lanvin mannequin grabbing her breasts in apparent ecstasy.) But whatever is she doing? And whatever is she thinking? Click on the image to enlarge, then give us your guesses, and the model, your imagined interior monologues.
