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    Forever & A Day

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    Image of LutherNipperkin LutherNipperkin
    10/02/09

    In reply to Forever & A Day
    No, no, no, the special place is at the base of the third finger on the left hand. It must be stimulated all the way around. This is why you need a wedding ring, ladies!
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    Image of slightlyhardup slightlyhardup
    10/02/09

    In reply to Forever & A Day
    Forever was the most educational book I ever read. Without it I would never have understood most of Flowers in the Attic.

    And since it's banned book week, I think I will pull out my copy, with all the good parts highlighted, that I stole from my sister when I was in 6th grade and give it a read this weekend.
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    Image of maybeimamazed02 maybeimamazed02
    10/02/09

    @slightlyhardup: Haha, my sister did the same thing with my copy of Forever (except without the highlighting).

    Oh Flowers in the Attic. So trashy.
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    10/02/09

    In reply to Forever & A Day
    I have a...friend who tried all that "We must, we must, we must increase our bust" stuff in Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret and just waited & waited, but nothing happened there either. Where are my, I mean, her boobs, Judy?? Maybe someone isn't as clear a writer as she thinks she is.
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    10/02/09

    In reply to Forever & A Day
    I remember reading Deenie when I was eight or nine and having no idea what she was talking about.

    It still kind of shocks me, though, when women admit they don't, not because they aren't interested, but because women aren't supposed to. Until fairly recently, it never even came up in girl porn, at least not that by American authors (I'd see it in Australian ones). It seemed much more palatable to these female characters to lie awake at night in desperate longing. That was never really my style. I had enough problems with insomnia without adding intractable sexual frustration to the mix.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    10/02/09

    @TheFormerJuneBronson: I remember reading it and realizing that OH MY GOD other people--other girls--did that too! I wasn't the only one! It was a weird combination of relief, shame, and bewilderment.
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    Image of CroutonShield CroutonShield
    10/02/09

    In reply to Forever & A Day
    I thought "beating off" was literally that. It hurt.
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    Image of Phuc-Que Phuc-Que
    10/02/09

    @CroutonShield: When the Prince song "Darling Nikki" came out, the line about "masturbating with a magazine" I pictured Nikki getting off with a rolled up magazine (dildo style) Only recently did it occur to me that the magazine was porn.

    I was very young then.....
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    la.donna.pietra promoted this comment Phuc-Que was starred Phuc-Que was unstarred
    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    10/02/09

    @Phuc-Que: You were not alone in making this assumption.
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    Image of zorazero zorazero
    10/02/09

    In reply to Forever & A Day
    Does anyone remember one of the 'Superfudge' books when the big brother gets all pissy with one of his friends for 'using' his special kind of rock or something? I still have no clue whether it was another 'special place'-like euphemism.
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    Image of Taren Taren
    10/02/09

    @zorazero: Yes! Jimmy Fargo was mad at Peter, so he "used" his special rock in the park. I didn't know what he was talking about for the longest. Now, I think maybe he just peed on it.
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    lermanzo promoted this comment Taren was starred Taren was unstarred
    Image of lermanzo lermanzo
    10/02/09

    @Taren: i definitely thought he peed on it. now i'm considering other alternatives.
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    10/02/09

    @zorazero: I remember the distinction was between just sitting on it and "really using it," and it made perfect sense to me when I was ten or eleven. Now, I have no idea what it was supposed to mean!
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    10/02/09

    @TheFormerJuneBronson: And everyone else: Yeah, that still bothers me to this very day. I formulated a hypothesis to try and make my brain let it go, and that hypothesis was: maybe they, like, humped the rocks? Because 'really using it"....what the hell else could that mean except something weirdly masturbatory?
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    Image of colormeroutine colormeroutine
    10/02/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: I don't think it had any sort of hidden meaning, it just doesn't make sense because, well, 10 year olds really only make sense to each other sometimes
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    10/02/09

    In reply to Forever & A Day
    Oy. I miss those days of not having a freaking clue what was going on!!
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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    10/02/09

    In reply to Forever & A Day
    Duh. Everyone knows your special place is your heart.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    09/30/09

    In reply to Woman Fries, Eats Ex's Goldfish • Judge Caught Masturbating At Hearing
    The man circumcising his own sons is horrifying. The image of their mother trying to protect them is especially arresting to me. Those poor little boys.
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    Image of ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥ ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
    09/30/09

    In reply to Woman Fries, Eats Ex's Goldfish • Judge Caught Masturbating At Hearing
    I don't understand this Sugar n' Spice thing! Was this some sort of kiddie porn mag subsidiary of Playboy? Why was this ok? Legal?

    I'm so glad Brooke Shields was able to come out of such a turbulent childhood a healthy, happy adult.
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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    09/30/09

    In reply to Woman Fries, Eats Ex's Goldfish • Judge Caught Masturbating At Hearing
    I tried rolling cigarettes for awhile, but then I remembered that I'm lazy.
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    Image of SarahMC SarahMC
    09/30/09

    In reply to Woman Fries, Eats Ex's Goldfish • Judge Caught Masturbating At Hearing
    I wonder what the reaction would have been had she had Obama-as-Hitler on her shirt.
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    Image of Nariel Nariel
    09/30/09

    In reply to Woman Fries, Eats Ex's Goldfish • Judge Caught Masturbating At Hearing
    Oh Joe Biden. You aren't as eloquent as our president but you're not so bad as yourself.
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    sequined promoted this comment Nariel was starred Nariel was unstarred
    Image of sequined sequined
    09/30/09

    @Nariel: I saw him speak when he and Obama were campaigning (I guess this would have been September or October) and I thought he was pretty fabulous. But maybe I'd say that no matter what, because I love him so much.
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    Image of LuvEwan LuvEwan
    09/30/09

    In reply to Woman Fries, Eats Ex's Goldfish • Judge Caught Masturbating At Hearing
    Ebay has rules about selling people, obviously----no annoying moaners!
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    09/30/09

    @LuvEwan: Yeah, Ebay has standards people. You can't sell just any old grandma. How good are her oatmeal cookies?
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    Image of LuvEwan LuvEwan
    09/30/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: And if she smells like bugspray, you're crazy if you think you're gonna get any good bids!
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    09/30/09

    @LuvEwan: Totally. My Nana smells like Oil of Olay and Skin so Soft. That should increase my bids for sure.
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    Image of LuvEwan LuvEwan
    09/30/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: I should start saving up now!
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    09/30/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: I will raise you Arpege Perfume and Ben Gay!
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    Image of sybann sybann
    09/30/09

    In reply to Woman Fries, Eats Ex's Goldfish • Judge Caught Masturbating At Hearing
    What is WITH people taking out their ire on innocent creatures? Just cut off his dick!
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    09/30/09

    @sybann: Better yet, grownups should act like grownups.
    Wait. No. Then they'd have to act responsible and shit.
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    Image of RisaPlata RisaPlata
    09/30/09

    @sybann: It took me a second to sort out my feelings on this, because I don't believe that fish have a conscious mind and people routinely kill and eat their own fish (just not goldfish). But then I remembered that she did it for revenge, and killing in the name of revenge, no matter what, is just so inherently wrong...
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