A 26-year-old Tulsa man was arrested this weekend after pulling out his penis in the middle of a Walmart and masturbating it "with a back and forth motion." The incident follows another arrest last November, when a different man was caught masturbating in a different Tulsa Walmart. I guess some people really LOVE A… » 6/19/14 12:20pm 6/19/14 12:20pm

On Thursday, we asked you how much you masturbate. On Friday, you learned how you stacked up against your fellow Jezebel readers. » 6/06/14 5:00pm 6/06/14 5:00pm

Apple rejected an app which featured a cartoon vulva, designed to help teach women how to masturbate. » 5/16/14 9:40am 5/16/14 9:40am

Michael Leucke, a 72-year-old substitute teacher in Stamford, Connecticut has been arrested for allegedly masturbating in a school hallway before his first class. » 2/28/14 10:00am 2/28/14 10:00am

This video is for all you single people who are sick and freaking tired of watching everyone around you go nuts about Valentine's Day. (Yes, I'm thinking of you guys. Always thinking about you guys.) This is the best possible suggestion for what you could do on Valentine's Day. And you'll probably have a … » 2/13/14 8:45pm 2/13/14 8:45pm

Don't get me wrong, things like pornography and masturbation are scourges that do amount to young men who are "wounded spiritually on the battlefield of the great war," but this video seems to imply that you should turn away from both by gazing longingly at another young man. » 1/27/14 6:40pm 1/27/14 6:40pm

Like a dribbly gift down your chimney, Miley Cyrus' "Adore You" video leaked last night. It mainly consists of Miley Cyrus sensually caught in some sheets, clad in see-through underwear garb. Thrice, maybe four times, her hands migrate to the top of her underwear with the clear intention of masturbating while she… » 12/26/13 11:10am 12/26/13 11:10am

The walking dead could be heading into your orifices right now! PLEASE NOTE: This undead dong is NSFLOU (not safe for living or undead). » 11/27/13 1:35pm 11/27/13 1:35pm

Your favorite illicit website, PornHub, attempts to answer this question with an interactive infographic that shows significant traffic drops/spikes in various countries during major holidays and other seminal events. » 11/26/13 5:55pm 11/26/13 5:55pm

Are you laying in front of the TV, resting your laptop on your stomach while you munch on Sabor de Soledad and mainline The Good Wife? Excellent; let me join you. No, wait, I mean: get off your ass and let's make us some vibrators! » 10/20/13 8:30pm 10/20/13 8:30pm

Conservatives are very upset that a Wisconsin school district has reasonable guidelines for answering elementary schoolers' questions about masturbation without shaming them or sticking their fingers in their ears. » 8/26/13 6:20pm 8/26/13 6:20pm

We can all agree that Judy Blume is the basically the wisest scribe in all of contemporary literature, but if some of you still are still in disagreement, this latest interview in which she explains why banning kids from reading certain books makes zero sense should sway you. » 8/16/13 9:30am 8/16/13 9:30am

It's really hard to get away with anything on Big Brother thanks to the "live feeds" component of the show, which gives subscribers 24/7 access to the cameras in the habitat. Still, people are human, and to go 100 days without masturbating, it must be really, really hard (that's what she said). » 8/09/13 6:30pm 8/09/13 6:30pm

In The To Do List, Aubrey Plaza is tasked with flicking her bean on screen (sorry), and girl goes downtown to self-pleasure town. Also, she is apparently actually masturbating. Which: Awesome. You masturbate all the way to the bank, Aubrey Plaza! » 7/23/13 11:30pm 7/23/13 11:30pm

Republican Congressman Michael Burgess thinks we should ban abortion after 20 weeks because precocious male fetuses are already expertly jacking off by 15 weeks and are thus capable of feeling both "pleasure" and pain. » 6/18/13 10:23am 6/18/13 10:23am

A teenage girl claims a passenger spent "long periods" of a six-hour fight "masturbating and exposing his penis" without being stopped by flight staff — who knew exactly what was up but declined to move her to another seat or, like, tell him to put his junk back in his pants before takeoff and landing. » 5/31/13 1:30pm 5/31/13 1:30pm

Have you ever hated Michele Bachmann so much that you just want to furiously diddle yourself? Now you have a legitimate excuse to do so. Publishing company Badlands Unlimited will be releasing an erotic book based on the fiery politician for a sweaty, sticky, hot summer read. » 5/22/13 9:40am 5/22/13 9:40am