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MasterChef Junior Was Fun and All, But I Hope We're Done With Kids Now

A couple nights ago, Julian Alexander, the most convincing argument that reincarnation is real (no one can tell me that kid is not Julia Child), won MasterChef Junior, a toned-down version of The Hunger Games where children are yelled at by an angry English person instead of killing each other. Oh well, maybe the… »11/13/13 10:25am11/13/13 10:25am

Gordon Ramsey Swears at Adults, Children, Animals, Vegetables, Etc.

Someone (someone awesome/probably mean) thought it was a good idea to put famously angry tong and fork-wielding man Gordon Ramsey on a reality competition show featuring child contestants. Swearing (predictably) ensued. For the aid of joke-conveyance, I will be capitalizing and asterisking all cooking related puns… »10/02/13 11:30am10/02/13 11:30am