Saturday Night Fever Actually a Real Thing

1374, thousands of people across Europe were infected with the compulsion to dance to the point of exhaustion and death. Turns out, it was just another case of people being slaves to trends, even trends that were harmful. Look at those fucking hipsters. » 7/03/11 2:13pm 7/03/11 2:13pm

I Was A Teenage Trend-Hater: Despising Twilight Is Big For Fall

A piece » 11/18/08 3:00pm 11/18/08 3:00pm in yesterday's described the frenzy surrounding the appearance Robert Pattison, the star of , at a mall in Pennsylvania last Thursday. Squealed one tearful girl, "He was this close...Close enough to bite my neck." I guess this was fresh on my mind the other day when I met up with a young teen whom I've known…

A horny young coed with a Swarthmore email account just emailed us with a public service announcement: "Warn the readers: YouPorn is down because over 75000 people are downloading videos at the same time. All the while I'm panicking about not being able to satisfy my mid afternoon porn masturbation. help!" Um, we have… » 10/04/07 4:20pm 10/04/07 4:20pm