Nudist Colony Just Can't Get Rid of This One Naked Lady

Today is day 30 of a bizarre standoff between dogged nudist Catherine Holmes and the Maryland Health Society, an 79-year-old family nudist park nestled in the pristine woodlands of Davidsonville. Holmes says she's been unlawfully evicted from her cabin for protesting inappropriate sexual activity and refuses to leave… » 8/26/13 4:10pm 8/26/13 4:10pm

High School Gives Out 8,000 Diplomas With a Typo on Them

Man, it's been a rough week for typos. First it was Mitt Romney and the "Amercia" heard 'round the world (and he's really on a roll). Now a Maryland high school has apparently handed out 8,000 diplomas with a typo on them. This country is going to hell in a handbasket. The diplomas, which students from Oxon Hill High… » 6/07/12 11:55pm 6/07/12 11:55pm

Gay Couples Trying to Destroy the Sanctity of Divorce

Today, the Maryland Supreme Court is considering the curious case of a couple who has decided to go their separate ways. The same-sex couple was originally married in California, where gay marriage was legal. But when they decided to split up, the state of Maryland denied their request on the grounds that their… » 4/06/12 2:50pm 4/06/12 2:50pm

Michelle Obama and Bo the 'Easter Bunny' Visit Wounded Vets and Their…

BETHESDA, MD - APRIL 04: To kick off the Month of the Military Child, first lady Michelle Obama and her dog Bo participate in a pre-Easter celebration with military families and children at the Fisher House on Walter Reed National Military Medical Center April 4, 2012 in Bethesda, Maryland. The Fisher Houses are… » 4/05/12 10:05pm 4/05/12 10:05pm

When the Going Gets Tough, Mitt Romney Wins Delegates and Rick Santorum…

Well, as expected, the Romneytron 3000 secured a few more primary victories tonight. Mitt won in Maryland, the District of Columbia, and in the great state of Wisconsin. For his part, Rick Santorum didn't win jack, but he did manage to get a hell of a lot of bowling in while trying. During his campaign in Wisconsin… » 4/03/12 9:45pm 4/03/12 9:45pm

Payback Is a Bitch for Abortion Clinic Protestors, Thanks to a…

Todd Stave has the unenviable position of being the landlord of a building in Germantown, Maryland, which he leases to an abortion provider called Reproductive Health Services Clinic. So he knows a little something about dealing patiently with anti-abortion protesters. But when they started calling him at home at all… » 3/30/12 1:00pm 3/30/12 1:00pm

Badass Maryland Governor Politely Tells Mitt Romney To STFU

Today, Mitt Romney is Romneying all over Maryland, probably doing awkward things like complimenting people on their oversized lava lamps, saying "y'all" and "cheesy grits," and suggesting that poor people should pay more for basic health care so that rich people can enjoy their constitutionally guaranteed yachts. But… » 3/21/12 6:45pm 3/21/12 6:45pm

Parents Leave Daughter at Chuck E. Cheese, Don't Notice Until They See…

Many families have oft-told stories of the time they drove off and accidentally left little Jimmy at the gas station or dashed out of the house with baby Sarah still in her crib, but those tales usually end with an almost immediate discovery of the forgotten child and a quick return to fetch him or her. Not so with… » 3/07/12 11:55pm 3/07/12 11:55pm

Creepily Enthusiastic Maryland Teen Asks Legislators to Outlaw Gay…

A Maryland teenager who asked Maryland state legislators to vote 'no' on marriage equality for her 14th birthday has become the first human to successfully break the homophobe sound barrier. In her speech before Maryland's Senate Judicial Proceedings Committee, she managed to claim being gay is a choice, that… » 2/01/12 7:00pm 2/01/12 7:00pm

Screw the Drive-Thru, Burger King Is Now Offering Home Delivery


It used to be that you had to drive to a fast food restaurant, park your car, and walk all the way inside to order. Then came the advent of the drive-thru, and it became all the more easy to say, yes, in fact, I would like fries with that. And now, finally, the last barrier between you and a giant, gooey manufactured… » 1/17/12 11:55pm 1/17/12 11:55pm

Wheaton Terrier Elected President of Civic Association

If you thought democracy had jumped the shark with Gore vs. Harris, you were wrong. The election of George W. Bush to the American presidency was only a practice jump on the designated high powered motorcycle of America. Now that a dog has been elected president of a Maryland Civic association, consider that fish… » 2/19/11 1:12pm 2/19/11 1:12pm