Saturday Night Social: Happy Birthday, Mary Tyler Moore

I beeseech thee: Who can turn the world on with her smile? Take a nothing day and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile? MTM, obviously. Her most famous character Mary Richards was considered "the ultimate bachelorette" as an unmarried and independent thirty-something career woman on the iconic '70s sitcom The Mary Tyler… » 12/29/12 6:30pm 12/29/12 6:30pm

Dude, Sweet? Ashton Kutcher Joining Two And A Half Men

It's funny, you almost forget that Ashton Kutcher — Mr. Demi Moore, professional Twitter enthusiast and camera commercial attention-hog — is also an actor. But he is! He fauxbanged Natalie Portman in that friends with benefits movie that was not called Friends With Benefits! He was on that bell-bottoms show! Which… » 5/13/11 9:00am 5/13/11 9:00am

Joy Behar Is Horny For Rhino Love

The View is back! The View is back! I couldn't be more excited. Pass me the Astroglide, because I think I just grew a dick and I wanna stick it in a man's anus—that's how wonderfully gay the lineup was all week on our favorite morning gab fest. Joan Rivers! Jackie Collins! Mary Tyler Moore! Mario Cantone! Plus, Oprah… » 7/13/07 3:30pm 7/13/07 3:30pm