Here’s a remarkable paragraph about some remarkable human beings penned by (I assume) a remarkable writer:

OMG: Mary Steenburgen Is Playing Pornstache's Mom

Oh my God, ohmigod, OMG. Oscar winner Mary Steenburgen is not only joining season 3 of Orange Is the New Black, she'll be taking on the role of George "Pornstache" Mendez's Mommy Dearest!

Meryl Streep Goes Into Labor While Reading Traffic Report

Mark Shrayber

1/18/14 11:30am

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Meryl Streep stopped by The Ellen Show yesterday to talk about all the amazing things she's been doing lately (everything Meryl Streep does is amazing, by the way. She probably blinks better than the rest of us). Unfortunately, Ellen missed the opportunity to have Streep teach the audience how to expertly fling coats…

Hillary Rodham Clinton Is Honored by her Fabulous Friends

Dodai Stewart

12/04/13 11:00am

Look at that smile!

Ted Danson Enjoys a Creepy Conjugal Stare at Mary Steenburgen

Doug Barry

4/21/13 12:30pm

Mary Steenburgen, right, and Ted Danson arrive at the 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards at the JW Marriott on Saturday, April 20, 2013 in Los Angeles. (Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP)

Not Hard To Curb Enthusiasm For Premiere's Neurotic Fashions

Sadie Stein

9/16/09 10:30am

Curb Your Enthusiasm kicked off its latest bout of squirm-inducing hilarity in Hollywood last night, and Larry David and the many cast members who love and love to hate him were out - in clothes we both loved...and hated!