Let's Take a Tour of Martha Stewart's Farm

Martha Stewart, the woman with a better everything than you, went on a drive around her farm yesterday and took a few dozen pictures documenting its perfection. Today she uploaded them to her blog, complete with detailed descriptions for each. Based on her post, I’ve created a brief guide for her Bedford, NY property. » 5/26/15 10:20pm Yesterday 10:20pm

5 Insane Things From Martha Stewart Weddings Magazine, Spring 2015

If the wedding planning galaxy is a weirdo cosmic circus into which no woman is adequately prepared to be flung until it’s far too late, Martha Stewart Weddings magazine is that galaxy’s big fat Jupiter: Dazzling and marbled with soft, undulating peachy-pink colors on the outside; turbulent, full of hot air, and… » 5/21/15 1:45pm 5/21/15 1:45pm

Who 'Grammed It Best - Martha Stewart or Taylor Swift?

Though their subjects are more famous (not all of us can have Lorde in our squad), celebrity Instagrams are, for better or worse, just like ours. Their posts range from performative to earnest, from screengrabs of texts to perfectly curated spreads of food. Even Beyoncé, whose Instagram account is filled with… » 5/04/15 5:20pm 5/04/15 5:20pm

Sparkling Frocks, Formal Pants & Selfies Galore at the Time 100 Gala

Time celebrated the 100 most important people who would be advantageous to put on its cover last night, as well as many others. They called it a Gala as they do every year, but for the most part attendees dressed in fancy-casual gowns—not a lot of glimmer and glitz—which was fine. Also, Kanye performed a 20-minute… » 4/22/15 4:50pm 4/22/15 4:50pm

Martha Stewart Creates New Catchphrase For Multitaskers: 'I Woman It'

Last year, golden goddess Martha Stewart outlined her very extensive, very expensive beauty routine for the New York Times. But now she's done the same thing for Into the Gloss, and in the process is popularizing a stunning new thing you can say whenever you're living your bad ass life like the goddamn woman you are. » 3/16/15 10:10am 3/16/15 10:10am

Watch Martha Stewart Juice the Shit Out of a Very Large Cucumber

Martha Stewart and Seth Meyers continued their mutual love affair on late night Monday evening, joining together to do some juice cleansing for the new year, or something. I don't really know why they were making all that liquid because Martha's technique for juicing a whole cucumber was so distracting. Look at her… » 1/06/15 3:00pm 1/06/15 3:00pm

Half the Brides You Know Are About to Buy a Short Wedding Dress

Because there are only so many ways you can reinterpret the basic white ballgown and we've tried 'em all in the three decades since Princess Di got married, short dresses are becoming the latest and greatest wedding trend. My God, it's a historic first! A wedding trend that actually saves you time, money and energy! » 12/02/14 3:00pm 12/02/14 3:00pm