In today’s Tweet Beat, Kanye West apologizes to Wiz Khalifa but not Amber Rose, Martha fucking Stewart is 74 years old and I’m sure someone, somewhere feels bad for James Blunt.
Here are some of the perfect sentences Martha Stewart uttered while joining Wendy Williams on Tuesday to promote her new book Martha Stewart Weddings, one of which was, “Some of my best friends are a little overweight.”
In today’s Tweet Beat, Martha Stewart has a lot of eggs, Steve Carell congratulates the many white dudes in his movie and JoJo makes a good point.
“Do you like?” asks Martha, in her Instagram comments, growing tingly. “Do you love? Not that I would do such a thing but it is a bit appealing?”
Beware of Martha Stewart frying pans.
I used a picture from 2011 for this article because not many professional, non-blurry photographs of Rob Kardashian exist after that point. We don’t hear from him often, and when we do (at least throughout the past couple of years), it’s usually dreary gossip about his alleged health problems or hatred for his family.…
Real Housewife LuAnn de Lesseps and Real Housewife Martha Stewart both recently attended a dinner at the Baccarat Hotel held by the Qatari ambassador to the U.S., and let’s be real, no one knows how to stir up drama like Mohammed Jaham Al Kuwari!
After being kicked out of a Los Angeles night club, Azealia Banks and her friends allegedly beat the hell out of a security guard. But, because it’s usually not a good idea to beat the hell out of a security guard, she’s currently under investigation by the LAPD for “criminal battery.”
In today’s Tweet Beat Martha Stewart > the Muffin Man, Kim Kardashian waits for something—I assume for that baby to drop—and ok, Kathie Lee Gifford.
In today’s Tweet Beat, Martha Stewart struggles with spell check, T.I. is still an idiot and hopefully Tyra Banks figures out how to relax.
Is it the hardening of one’s heart that makes one less and less impervious to envy with each passing issue of Martha Stewart Weddings as one’s wedding clock ticks and ticks on? My wedding clock admonishes, “Nine months left, young lady!” and with that I book and book, plan and plan, dig and dig myself further into the…
Not gonna lie: I’ve been sort of nailing it these past couple weeks in the wedding planning department. I’ve narrowed down my dress to just two gorgeous contenders, we’re about to sign a contract with a wonderful caterer, and we’ve decided we’re going to design our own paper suite. For the first time as a bride-to-be,…
In today’s Tweet Beat, Rebel Wilson works hard for her money, Shaq and Justin Bieber are super close and Martha Stewart enjoys come crabs.
In today’s Tweet Beat, Lil B has spoken, Martha Stewart gets a new whip and Britney Spears says hey.
Bennifer 2.0 celebrated their Independence Day together in the Abaco Islands this weekend. The couple arrived (separately) just days before announcing their divorce, and spent their time together having “serious” and “somber” conversations - often “just [staring] off into space.”
In today’s Tweet Beat, President Obama respectfully shits on the New York Times’ pea-brained guacamole recipe; Martha Stewart, meanwhile, is literally buried in peas; and Solange wishes Missy Elliott happy birthday.
In today’s Tweet Beat, Martha Stewart and Mr. T take the perfect photo, Taylor Swift admires her fans and Katie Couric is has been introduced to social media stalking.
Remember Justin Bieber’s roast on Comedy Central back in March? Martha Stewart was one of the roasters and when the unlikely comedian wasn’t busy throwing hilarious jabs at Bieber, she was getting high with Snoop Dogg.
Martha Stewart, the woman with a better everything than you, went on a drive around her farm yesterday and took a few dozen pictures documenting its perfection. Today she uploaded them to her blog, complete with detailed descriptions for each. Based on her post, I’ve created a brief guide for her Bedford, NY property.