Martha Stewart Has Her Own Drone and She Fucking Loves It

Martha Stewart got a drone for her birthday last year ("in Maine," she notes, Martha Stewart-ishly) and it turns out she just can't get enough droning. In a TIME op-ed titled "Why I Love My Drone," she explains why: Because it makes it way easier to craft a marzipan Peter Rabbit cake that's an exact replica of her… » 7/29/14 8:00pm 7/29/14 8:00pm

Matt Lauer Gets Defensive: 'Having It All Is Not A Gender Issue'

A week ago, Matt Lauer caught hell for asking GM exec Mary Barra if she could be a CEO and a good mom. Yesterday, PepsiCo CEO Indra Nooyi said that her daughters would probably label her a bad mother; Nooyi feels she, personally cannot be a CEO and a good mom. So today, Matt Lauer is all: TOLD YA. » 7/03/14 11:20am 7/03/14 11:20am

Martha Stewart's Reddit AMA Reveals She Has No Idea What a Dildo Is

Martha Stewart is a perfect specimen of a human, which is why it's so nice when she decides to drop out of her castle in the sky and come down to earth to chat with the good people on Earth about everything you're doing wrong. And as she revealed in a Reddit AMA Thursday, you're doing a lot wrong. » 3/06/14 3:50pm 3/06/14 3:50pm

A Detailed Accounting of Martha Stewart's $2000 Daily Beauty Regimen

Martha Stewart offered a painstaking and terrifying and thrilling review of her beauty regimen for the New York Times's Skin Deep column. Every single thing about it was perfect, from the casual mention of daughter Alexis's undermining skills ("I was told years ago by my daughter, Alexis, that I shouldn't leave the… » 1/09/14 3:30pm 1/09/14 3:30pm

Martha Stewart Can't Stop Tweeting Really Gross Pictures of Food

For a woman who has built an empire marketing her own smugly tied gingham ribbon of perfection and self-satisfied domesticity, Martha Stewart is remarkably terrible at one thing that, in the digital age, is almost unavoidable: sharing pictures of food on social media. In fact, Martha Stewart's Twitter feed is… » 11/18/13 1:13pm 11/18/13 1:13pm

Beyonce Pens Ballad About Harrowing Electric Fan Hair Snag Ordeal

Beyoncé is the entertainment equivalent of the U.S. postal service: Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow, et cetera. She's known for charging forward without missing a beat whenever a technical or physical malfunction occurs at one of her concerts — that time Michelle Williams fell down, for instance. » 7/23/13 9:00am 7/23/13 9:00am