Martha Stewart's Reddit AMA Reveals She Has No Idea What a Dildo Is

Martha Stewart is a perfect specimen of a human, which is why it's so nice when she decides to drop out of her castle in the sky and come down to earth to chat with the good people on Earth about everything you're doing wrong. And as she revealed in a Reddit AMA Thursday, you're doing a lot wrong. » 3/06/14 3:50pm 3/06/14 3:50pm

A Detailed Accounting of Martha Stewart's $2000 Daily Beauty Regimen

Martha Stewart offered a painstaking and terrifying and thrilling review of her beauty regimen for the New York Times's Skin Deep column. Every single thing about it was perfect, from the casual mention of daughter Alexis's undermining skills ("I was told years ago by my daughter, Alexis, that I shouldn't leave the… » 1/09/14 3:30pm 1/09/14 3:30pm

Martha Stewart Can't Stop Tweeting Really Gross Pictures of Food

For a woman who has built an empire marketing her own smugly tied gingham ribbon of perfection and self-satisfied domesticity, Martha Stewart is remarkably terrible at one thing that, in the digital age, is almost unavoidable: sharing pictures of food on social media. In fact, Martha Stewart's Twitter feed is… » 11/18/13 1:13pm 11/18/13 1:13pm

Saturday Night Social: When Martha Met Snoop

Today is Martha Stewart's birthday, which means there is no better time to watch M.Stew make mashed potatoes with Snoop Lion. I am still waiting for the sitcom, personally. Buddy cops? Buddy forensic scientists? New roommates with "hilarious differences" who were "thrown together" and "despite some initial awkwardness, they … » 8/03/13 6:30pm 8/03/13 6:30pm

Martha Stewart and Michael Cera Are Hanging Out Without You

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Martha Stewart is day-drinking with Michael Cera, Mario Lopez should probably just name his next child #BabyLopezNumber2 (it has a nice ring to it!), and James Deen and Azealia Banks reflect on the appropriation of "ratchet culture" — but Miley Cyrus maybe has last laugh on this one? » 7/08/13 7:30pm 7/08/13 7:30pm

Martha Stewart Takes a Substantial Pay Cut to Save Martha Stewart

Like a phoenix that knows it's a fucking phoenix and therefore is not to be trifled with, Martha Stewart will not quit. She's over 70 and trying to find a man, she's been continually sued and seemingly does not care and now she's doing what she has (literally, is being forced) to do, which is give up some of her money… » 7/03/13 12:00pm 7/03/13 12:00pm

Get It, Girl: Martha Stewart Maybe Admitted to Having a Threesome

Martha, Martha, Martha. You are making the most of this summer, girl! You tried out online dating, you bragged about rolling the perfect joint and now you're going on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live and — in a special game of "Did Martha Do It" — telling the whole world about how you sext, have one night stands and have… » 6/27/13 7:00pm 6/27/13 7:00pm

Martha Stewart So Regrets Not Banging Paul Newman and Robert Redford

Match.com enthusiast Martha Stewart cannot, for the life of her, remember why she didn't try to go down to Pound Town back in her days as a preppy young thing who worked at a pastry shop outside a Ralph Lauren store in Connecticut and occasionally sold Hubbell Gardner scones or whatever. Lady, I feel THAT. » 5/07/13 9:00am 5/07/13 9:00am