For a woman who has built an empire marketing her own smugly tied gingham ribbon of perfection and self-satisfied domesticity, Martha Stewart is remarkably terrible at one thing that, in the digital age, is almost unavoidable: sharing pictures of food on social media. In fact, Martha Stewart's Twitter feed is…
On her show today, Martha Stewart made pizza with Seth Meyers while complaining that she's never been invited on Saturday Night Live. Well, she was asked, but "for some reason they didn't let me go on. It was during probation."
Today the founder of NetLingo.com attempted to decipher online acronyms for Martha Stewart. After ranting about how the term "lol" is hampering our progress as a species, Martha declared, "Rappers started it all. I blame all the rappers."
Today on her show, Martha Stewart proclaimed, "It's hard to talk Afghanistan while you're making a croque-em-bouche," then proceeded to discuss increasing troop levels with Rachel Maddow while handling scalding caramel. Clip at left.
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WTF, England: The British government has banned Martha Stewart from entering the UK because of her criminal convictions in 2004. Wait, didn't Paris visit England a few months ago? • Some genius just found out that word-of-mouth influences shopping decisions and now the workplace is being called a "lucrative marketing…
