MRAs Flood Occidental College's Rape Reporting Form With False Claims

In response to a federal Title IX lawsuit filed in April, Occidental College settled with several students and made a public commitment to making "Occidental a national leader in dealing with sexual misconduct." Victim advocates on campus created an online anonymous reporting system, through which students could… » 12/18/13 5:15pm 12/18/13 5:15pm

BREAKING MARS NEWS: CURIOSITY ROVER DRAWS A DICK

Earlier this morning the Curiosity Rover tweeted a photo of a penis it had drawn on the surface of Mars with the caption, "FUCKING BORED." A NASA official has explained that they believe this is a new attempt by the rover to provoke Martian life into revealing themselves by angering them. Curiosity is reportedly also… » 4/24/13 12:05pm 4/24/13 12:05pm

Finally! The Daily Mail Has Written the Ultimate Hilarious Daily Mail

As always, the Daily Mail has their razor-sharp journalistic scope trained on the real issues that keep 21st-century human beings awake at night, and they've provided an extensive communiqué regarding the #1 Most Important and Totally Legit Thing that People Should Definitely Bother Worrying About Posthaste. That… » 3/14/13 7:10pm 3/14/13 7:10pm

One Lucky Couple Might Get the Chance to Take a Nightmarish Trip to Mars

This is what happens when we start relying on the private sector for all of our space exploration — rich people do all kinds of crazy shit. Currently, thanks to an investment by NASA engineer-turned-multimillionaire Dennis Tito, engineers are currently in the process of constructing a spaceship that will take one… » 2/28/13 11:15am 2/28/13 11:15am

John McCain And Colin Powell: The Bromance Is Really Over

The end of every relationship has its he-said, he-said moments, like who called who last and who should have told who what. Colin Powell and John McCain are no different, but Racialicious Editrix Latoya Peterson » 10/21/08 10:00am 10/21/08 10:00am and I try to help by creating a playlist for the former paramours. Our thoughts on that, why we aren't…

John "The Player" Mayer Talks About Breaking Up With Jen Aniston

  • John Mayer on his breakup with Jen Aniston: "There's no lying, there's no cheating, there's no nothing. Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I have ever met. People are different, people have different chemistry. I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don't want to waste…
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